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: Well, the first stewardess is at the controls, but she... she's in constant touch with the tower. Barney
: You mean THE STEWARDESS IS FLYING THE PLANE? Mrs. Patroni
] Would you please keep your voice down. Barney
[Barney becomes hysterical
: The stewardess is flying the plane. The stewardess...
[Mrs Devanvey hands Barney a large Whiskey
] Mrs Devaney
: here... Barney
: Thank you Mrs Devaney, but I don't drink. Mrs Devaney
: [Looking confused
] Well what difference does it make now? Barney
: You're right.
[Barney takes drink from Mrs Devaney and takes gulp of Whiskey
: No difference.
: Mrs Devaney? Mrs Devaney? Mrs. Devaney
: Er, yes? Barney
: Salt Lake City could be very good for you. It's dry there you know? Mrs. Devaney
: Miss? Nancy Pryor
: You need something? Mrs Devaney
: I feel a little queasy. The altitude I guess. I'll have a bourbon... with a beer chaser. Barney
: Uh. Miss Devaney. Do you know what you just ordered? They call those boiler makers. Mrs Devaney
: I know. Nancy Pryor
: A bourbon with a beer chaser.
[Barney attracts the attention of a woman sewing
: Pardon me. Don't your hands ever get tired? Passenger
: Idle hands... Barney
: By the time we land you'll probably have a rug! Passenger
] A rug?