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Barney (Character)
from Airport 1975 (1974)

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Airport 1975 (1974)
Mrs. Patroni: Well, the first stewardess is at the controls, but she... she's in constant touch with the tower.
Barney: You mean THE STEWARDESS IS FLYING THE PLANE?
Mrs. Patroni: [whispering] Would you please keep your voice down.
Barney: S-s-sure...
[Barney becomes hysterical]
Barney: The stewardess is flying the plane. The stewardess...
[Mrs Devanvey hands Barney a large Whiskey]
Mrs Devaney: here...
Barney: Thank you Mrs Devaney, but I don't drink.
Mrs Devaney: [Looking confused] Well what difference does it make now?
Barney: You're right.
[Barney takes drink from Mrs Devaney and takes gulp of Whiskey]
Barney: No difference.

Barney: Mrs Devaney? Mrs Devaney?
Mrs. Devaney: Er, yes?
Barney: Salt Lake City could be very good for you. It's dry there you know?
Mrs. Devaney: DRY?

Mrs Devaney: Miss?
Nancy Pryor: You need something?
Mrs Devaney: I feel a little queasy. The altitude I guess. I'll have a bourbon... with a beer chaser.
Barney: Uh. Miss Devaney. Do you know what you just ordered? They call those boiler makers.
Mrs Devaney: I know.
Nancy Pryor: A bourbon with a beer chaser.

[Barney attracts the attention of a woman sewing]
Barney: Pardon me. Don't your hands ever get tired?
Passenger: Idle hands...
Barney: By the time we land you'll probably have a rug!
Passenger: [confused] A rug?