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Darryl Morris (Character)
from "Charmed" (1998)

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"Charmed: Wicca Envy (#1.10)" (1999)
Darryl Morris: The problem is there were no signs of forced entry into the auction house or the vault.
Prue Halliwell: So, do you think the one of the employees might have stolen it?
Darryl Morris: A strong possibility.
Prue Halliwell: Someone like me?
Inspector Andy Trudeau: No, don't be ridiculous.

Prue Halliwell: Somebody must have manipulated me into taking it.
Phoebe Halliwell: The same away someone manipulated me into being a witness against my own sister.
Darryl Morris: Any idea what they're talking about?
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Not a clue.
Prue Halliwell: You were with Rex tonight, weren't you?
Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah, Prue, but I don't think this is the time or place to get into that.
Prue Halliwell: No, I just meant that don't you find it a little coincidental that right when you guys start dating, all this is going on?
Phoebe Halliwell: No, I do not. And, besides, I thought you thought that Hannah was behind all this.
Prue Halliwell: I do.
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Excuse me. Ladies, do you mind if we ask a few questions?

Prue Halliwell: Andy? What is it? What's going on?
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Just thought you'd like to know you're off the hook.
Darryl Morris: Turns out you were right. Rex and Hannah were setting you up, or whoever they were.
Prue Halliwell: I don't understand.
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Well, we think they killed two people, assumed their identities, and took over the auction house. Then they bilked it dry and tried to cap it off with stealing the tiara.
Darryl Morris: Which we found hidden in his office.
Prue Halliwell: Wow, did you catch them?
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Not yet. I don't suppose you have any idea what this was doing in his office, do you?

"Charmed: The Importance of Being Phoebe (#5.11)" (2003)
Piper: Darryl, have you heard from Paige? She was supposed to come straight home from the hospital.
Darryl: Paige is in jail.
Piper: What for?
Piper: What for?

Darryl: [after Paige orbs out of jail] You just disappeared!
Paige: No! I put pillows in the bed first.
[Darryl stares in disbelief]
Paige: It always worked at my parent's house.

"Charmed: Wrestling with Demons (#3.12)" (2001)
Darryl: Prue asked me to check out a manager named Kellman. He paid all of Tom's bills after he disappeared, but he...
Leo: Could be a recruiter... do you have an address?
Darryl: [Darryl hands Leo a police file] You think Kelman's the demon?
[Leo looks into the file]
Darryl: Well what kind of powers do you think we should expect it...
[Leo orbs out. The file he was holding falls down onto a table]
Darryl: Oh, see, okay, now... that ain't right.

Darryl: You were blonde when you answered the door. How'd it change?
Phoebe: Well, it must be because I colored my hair in that sink, so technically I lost it there and now I've found it again. I hope this doesn't affect my virginity.

"Charmed: The Devil's Music (#2.4)" (1999)
Darryl Morris: Look, Prue, Andy didn't teach me all the steps to this dance, but I'm a quick study.

"Charmed: Ms. Hellfire (#2.9)" (2000)
Darryl Morris: Begs the same question. How come she's got the bullets in her body if you didn't fire the gun?
Phoebe Halliwell: Do you really wanna know, Darryl?
Darryl Morris: Tell me.
Phoebe Halliwell: We're witches. We have powers.

"Charmed: Something Wicca This Way Comes (#1.1)" (1998)
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Let me ask you something, Morris. Do you believe in UFO's?
Darryl Morris: Hell no.
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Neither do I. But do you believe that there are people out there who do believe in UFO's?
Darryl Morris: Yes, but I think they're crazy.

"Charmed: Just Harried (#3.15)" (2001)
Darryl Morris: Police have your picture. You're wanted for murder. They said you fled custody this morning.

"Charmed: A Paige from the Past (#4.10)" (2002)
Darryl Morris: Piper.
Piper Halliwell: Uh huh.
Darryl Morris: You froze the crime scene.
Piper Halliwell: Uh huh.
Darryl Morris: You cannot freeze a crime scene.
Piper Halliwell: Well, I did.

"Charmed: Carpe Demon (#7.14)" (2005)
Darryl Morris: We got bigger things to worry about. Sheridan's back.
Phoebe Halliwell: What? Oh, no. Any more good news?
Darryl Morris: Your friend Brody came to visit me last night and told me that he brought her out of the coma. Didn't you say he died?
Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah, well, I never said it stuck.

"Charmed: Something Wicca This Way Goes (#7.22)" (2005)
New Piper: What's going on?
Leo Wyatt: What? I don't know.
New Phoebe: Boy, sure hope nobody died in there.
Leo Wyatt: What? Do we know each other?
New Piper: Yeah. I think so. After all we're married.
Leo Wyatt: What?
[Halliwell sisters appear]
Piper Halliwell: Shh, shh, shh. It's all part of the plan.
Leo Wyatt: Plan? What plan?
Phoebe Halliwell: Our plan to die. It's the only way to get our lives back. Our normal lives.
Piper Halliwell: And stop everybody from coming after us, including all of them.
Leo Wyatt: But?
Piper Halliwell: No buts. We're free. Nobody even knows we're alive anymore, not even the demons.
Paige Matthews: They think we died in there with Zankou. They were just our astral selves.
Piper Halliwell: Sweetie, we've got a clean slate. We can start all over again. No more demon fighting ever again.
Paige Matthews: Unless the demons figure it out.
Phoebe Halliwell: Which may be never.
Leo Wyatt: I don't know what to say.
Piper Halliwell: Just say you're okay with it.
Phoebe Halliwell: So we can get the next generation ready to pick up where we left off.
Leo Wyatt: How do I do it?
Piper Halliwell: You don't. We do.
Paige Matthews: Don't worry. We'll make you good-looking.
[they all change into their new disguises]
New Piper: Cute. I can live with that.
Darryl Morris: [Darryl sees three women and one man walk away as one of the women smile at him] Well, all right.
[manor door closes]
Darryl Morris: All right.

"Charmed: Dream Sorcerer (#1.5)" (1998)
Inspector Andy Trudeau: That's what Berman's researching at the lab. Dream leaping. The ability to project himself into someone else's dreams.
Darryl Morris: Into women's dreams and killing them? Now who's dreaming.
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Not just any women. Women who reject him. Just like Julie Derikson did. She broke up with him when they were driving somewhere. He got into an accident. That's why he's paralyzed. It's on there in the police report. The day after he went back to work at the lab, Julie Derikson died suspiciously. Six months later, two more women died in their sleep. Crushed to death. Coincidence? You tell me.

"Charmed: Charrrmed! (#7.4)" (2004)
Darryl Morris: What Agency did they say he was from?
Inspector Sheridan: Homeland Security.
Darryl Morris: What Division?
Kyle Brody: The classified one.

"Charmed: Death Becomes Them (#7.21)" (2005)
Darryl Morris: It's a friendly warning. What they're doing... and what they're all about, it's above reproach. I wouldn't mess with them if I were you.

"Charmed: Valhalley of the Dolls: Part 2 (#6.2)" (2003)
[Darryl arrives at the manor covered in cuts and bruises]
Phoebe Halliwell: Oh, my God. Darryl, what happened?
Darryl Morris: I think I just got attacked by Attila the Hun.

"Charmed: All Halliwell's Eve (#3.4)" (2000)
Darryl: First demons I have seen actually, apart from the blonde with the funky snake tongue thingy.

"Charmed: Y Tu Mummy También (#5.10)" (2003)
Darryl Morris: [reaching out to touch Piper's stomach] If you ask me, there's nothing more beautiful than a preg...
Piper Halliwell: [grabbing Darryl's arm] Do it, and you'll pull back a bloody stub.

"Charmed: Reckless Abandon (#2.11)" (2000)
Phoebe Halliwell: Who would bring a baby to a police station?
Darryl Morris: It was abandoned. Now, look, Phoebe...
Phoebe Halliwell: Abandoned? That's awful.
Darryl Morris: That's why they call it a crime.