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Leo Wyatt (Character)
from "Charmed" (1998)

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"Charmed: Just Harried (#3.15)" (2001)
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: We are gathered here today to unite two souls as one. Do you, Leo Wyatt, and Piper Halliwell, join us here of your own free will to acknowledge the eternal bond shared by both of you.
Leo Wyatt: I do.
Piper Halliwell: I do.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: You may face each other, join hands. Leo, you may recite your vows.
Leo Wyatt: Piper, through all the tears and struggles, I always knew in my heart that we'd make it here. I promise to love and respect you from this point forward as your husband, as my wife, my lover, my friend, and my soul mate. All I am is yours.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Piper.
Piper Halliwell: Leo, you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. I was afraid that you were too good to be true, that maybe I didn't deserve someone so pure and beautiful and loving as you are. But here we are surrounded by the people that I love the most and I feel so proud, and so blessed to be your wife. Leo, I was born to love you and I always will.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Here before witnesses, Leo and Piper have sworn their vows towards each other. With this cord, I bind them to those vows.
Piper Halliwell, Leo Wyatt: Heart to thee, body to thee, always and forever, so mote it be.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: So mote it be.
Prue Halliwell, Phoebe Halliwell: So mote it be.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: [clock strikes twelve] Kiss her fast.

Piper Halliwell: Alright, that's it! The wedding is off! Phoebe!
Phoebe Halliwell: Sorry! Sorry! Piper, Piper, wait, think about this. Piper, Piper, you can not just leave.
Piper Halliwell: Yes, I can. A demon I could have handled, but my big sister ruining my wedding, I can not handle that.
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, just listen to me for one second. All we have to do is find a way.
Piper Halliwell: No, no, I don't wanna find a way to get married on my wedding day. It's too hard. There must be a reason.
Leo Wyatt: Piper!
Piper Halliwell: Leo, I'm sorry, but this is just the final straw. It's just not meant to be.

Leo Wyatt: And I'm sorry that happened to you, I really am. But with all due respect, this isn't about you and Patty, this is about me and Piper. I love her with all my heart, and I promise to keep loving her and taking care of her for the rest of this life, the afterlife and whatever comes after that. Now you may not support it and you may not agree with it but it is not gonna stop me from marrying your daughter today. Nothing will.

Piper Halliwell: It is bad luck to see the bride's dress before the wedding.
Leo Wyatt: But you're not even wearing the dress.
Piper Halliwell: e same rule applies to the bride's curlers. Go away.


"Charmed: Charmed Again: Part 2 (#4.2)" (2001)
Leo: Are you sure she orbed? Are you sure that wasn't something else?
Phoebe: Leo, she disappeared. Bright, white, shiny... thingies came and she reappeared.
[pause]
Phoebe: What else could it be?
Leo: It just doesn't make any sense.
Cole: Why not?
Leo: Why would Shax want to kill a whitelighter?
Cole: Maybe he doesn't know she's a whitelighter.
Leo: Right... The Source sends out his personal assassin but doesn't know who he's after.
[Piper clangs dishes in background]
Phoebe: Is it possible she didn't know she's a whitelighter?
Leo: No, why?
Cole: Because she acted as if she didn't. She acted just as surprised as we were when she orbed out.
Leo: That doesn't make any sense either.
Phoebe: Okay, why don't you go up and ask the Elders what does make sense, so we don't go risking our lives again?
Leo: I'll be right back.

Cole: [Cole shimmers into room] Sorry I took so long. I had to dodge a couple bounty hunters.
Leo: Did you find anything out?
Cole: You have no idea what I found out. Turns out The Source doesn't think she's a whitelighter at all, in fact, he thinks she might be another
[pauses and points at Piper and Phoebe]
Cole: Charmed One. That's why he put Shax on it. He thought he ended the Power of Three, now he's worried that the girl may some how reconstitute it.
Phoebe: No, but that's not possible,
[turns to Leo]
Phoebe: Is that possible?
[Leo shrugs, Piper turns and walks out of the room]
Phoebe: Piper?
Cole: Piper?

Cole: Sam?
Leo Wyatt: Her whitelighter.
[referring to Patty]
Cole: Hmmm. Apples don't fall far from the forbidden tree, I see.
Piper: Shhh!

Phoebe: Leo, how is it possible for an angel to even get knocked out. I mean you are after all technically dead.
Leo Wyatt: Three years together and now you're asking these questions.
Piper: Well, uh, I think the more appropriate questions is: How does a whitelighter get somebody knocked up?


"Charmed: Secrets and Guys (#1.14)" (1999)
Leo Wyatt: The truth is I led you on to believe I was coming back.
Piper Halliwell: Leo, you are back.

Piper Halliwell: Maybe I should talk to Leo.
Phoebe Halliwell: Sure. Hold on a second.
[sees Leo floating while working on chandelier]
Leo Wyatt: Phoebe!
Phoebe Halliwell: Let me call you back
Leo Wyatt: Phoebe wait. I can explain.
Phoebe Halliwell: You are a warlock, aren't you?
Leo Wyatt: No. Wait. Wait. Wait. Think about it. If I was a warlock and I wanted to hurt you, don't you think I would have done it the last time I was here?
Phoebe Halliwell: OK. Good point, but still most normal handymen use ladders to fix chandeliers. Are you a witch?
Leo Wyatt: no.
Phoebe Halliwell: Then what are you?
Leo Wyatt: Um...

Phoebe Halliwell: I mean up until today, I thought you were a handyman and now I find out that you're a...
Leo Wyatt: White lighter.
Phoebe Halliwell: A white lighter. What exactly is a white lighter?
Leo Wyatt: Well, we're really just messengers. Guides. Think of us as guardian angels for good witches. Your tea is cold.
Phoebe Halliwell: Ow. Well, you are handy. So all this time you knew who we really were?
Leo Wyatt: Yeah. I was sent to watch over you and your sisters when you first got your powers. You know help out wherever I could.
Phoebe Halliwell: Sent by who?
Leo Wyatt: Whom. They're a group of elder white lighters. They're known as the founders. You were never supposed to find out. I screwed up and got caught.

Leo Wyatt: In the meantime, you must help me keep my secret or I could get into trouble. Piper and Prue can never know what I really am.
Phoebe Halliwell: Me? Keep a secret? Hello? Wrong Halliwell. Wait, you have to tell Piper because if I know her, she's gonna think that... ,
Leo Wyatt: I know. I know. And that's where I need your help. See?White lighters and witches aren't allowed to fall in love. It's like humans and angels aren't. But I did. I fell in love with Piper.
Phoebe Halliwell: And I know how much she cares about you.
Leo Wyatt: It isn't fair to keep her in the dark, but I have to keep this secret. So somehow I have to tell Piper that I can never see her again and I can't tell her why.
Phoebe Halliwell: You don't need my help Leo. You need a miracle.


"Charmed: Morality Bites (#2.2)" (1999)
Leo Wyatt: She hurt him because he murdered someone. Someone Phoebe cared about very much. A dear friend who he brutalized. But a technicality set him free. Phoebe was furious, outraged. And that's when she crossed the line from protecting the innocent to punishing the guilty. She used her power to kill Greene, got caught, and her magic exposed by Nathaniel Pratt.

Phoebe Halliwell: Leo, thank God! Look, I know what they think I did and if you just...
Leo Wyatt: Shh... they'll hear you.
Phoebe Halliwell: Where's the rest of the cavalry?
Leo Wyatt: They're not coming.
Phoebe Halliwell: So, what, you'll grab me and we'll just orb and we'll meet them back at the...
Leo Wyatt: Phoebe, I'm sorry.
Phoebe Halliwell: For what? Did something happen to my sisters?
Leo Wyatt: Nobody's gonna rescue you.
Phoebe Halliwell: [to Leo] If that is some kind of whitelighter humour, let me be the first to tell you, you are not a very funny race of people.

Prue Halliwell: Leo, you were supposed to bring her back here.
Leo Wyatt: No, I said I'd go to her. And I did. To explain to her why she has to pay for her crime.
Piper Halliwell: You're our guide, you're supposed to protect us and you're just gonna let her die.
Prue Halliwell: You're signing her death warrant.
Leo Wyatt: I'm to protect the greater good. If Phoebe lives, if you use your magic to save her, then the persecutions will continue. And our daughter will grow into a world where her powers punishable by death. Do you want that?
Piper Halliwell: Of course not.
Leo Wyatt: Well, then it has to end with Phoebe. She has to die.
Prue Halliwell: Like hell

Leo Wyatt: You don't have to bind her powers, Piper. We agreed that I'd take care of her and I will, I promise.
Prue Halliwell: I know you will. So we were together. Does that mean you clipped your wings for me?
Leo Wyatt: No. You wouldn't let me. We tried to make it work with her powers, and it didn't, and all this happened.
Piper Halliwell: Were we happy? Just for a little while were we happy?
Leo Wyatt: Very.


"Charmed: Hell Hath No Fury (#4.3)" (2001)
Phoebe: Cole is not your problem, Piper, and you know it.
[They fight]
Paige: Book!
[the Book of Shadows orbs to her]
Paige: Please let there be something in here.
[Cole conjures an energy ball]
Phoebe: Cole don't! You think I abandoned you. You think it's my fault that Prue died. You blame me, you should just admit it.
[Piper hits her]
Paige: You don't wanna kill me, Piper, you don't even know me! It's not about me, it's not about Phoebe is it?
Phoebe: Leo!
[Leo orbs in. Piper swipes at Paige. Paige orbs behind Piper]
Paige: Phoebe's not the sister who abandoned you, it's Prue isn't it?
[Piper grabs Paige around the throat]
Phoebe: Leo do something!
[Leo orbs Paige and Piper out]
Cole: Where did he take them?
Phoebe: To what Piper's really angry at.
[Cut to scene of Piper, Paige and Leo orbing into Mausoleum. Piper backs away, the camera pans to show the three of them are standing in front of Prue's urn chamber]
Paige: Tell her Piper! It's alright to hate her!
[Piper shakes her head and turns to the door]
Paige: You should hate her!
[Piper grabs the door which is locked and shakes it]
Paige: When my parents died I hated them for it! I was alone and I hated them! It is okay to hate Prue!
[Piper turns around and walks up to Paige]
Piper: How dare you!
[Piper turns and runs to Prue's urn chamber and hits it]
Piper: How dare you leave me! How could you go and die and leave me here alone! Please come back! I need you! Please come back! Aah!
[Piper falls to the floor crying, Leo walks to her]
Leo Wyatt: It's okay, it's okay honey.
Piper: It's not okay. I mean she risked her life everyday and she never thought about what would happen to me and Phoebe if she was gone!
Leo Wyatt: I know.
Piper: How could she think that I could live without her?

Leo Wyatt: [to Piper after she uses her power on him] Okay! Now we REALLY have to talk! You... do... NOT... use... your powers... on a MORTAL!
Cole: [entering from the side] Back... away... from... her... slowly, Leo.
Leo Wyatt: [just noticing Cole] What?
Cole: She's becoming fury, no reasoning with her now.

Phoebe: I just hope he finds her fast because if this is anything like the time I turned into a Banshee, she's gonna be hungry for a kill.
Paige: I'm sorry. A Banshee?
Phoebe: Yeah. Demonic screamer, kinda trampy, feeds on pain.
Paige: I think I need to sit down.
[sits in front of Donnie]
Donnie: [stares at Paige's large chest] Whoa!
Leo Wyatt: [Paige socks him in the face knocking him out] Paige!
Paige: What? You only said I couldn't use magic to punish him.

Paige: This is all my fault. I shouldn't have stolen the Book of Shadows.
Leo Wyatt: You STOLE the Book of Shadows?
Phoebe: Leo, Leo. Concentrate, please.


"Charmed: Blinded by the Whitelighter (#3.11)" (2001)
Leo: Why don't you go into the front room and meet Natalie?
Phoebe: Who's Natalie?
Piper: Oh she's a bi...
Leo: Fellow whitelighter, see now I'm finishing your sentences.
Piper: Hmm... That's not what I was going to say.

Prue: You guys can
[clucks tongue]
Prue: chit chat all you want, me I'm gonna go look in the Book of Shadows, 'kay?
Natalie: I'll go with you. I got a look at that warlock. I might be able to identify him.
Prue: All right. Well, it's up in the attic.
Natalie: Attic? You mean the altar room, don't you? The rules are very clear! Every witch must keep their Book of Shadows in a sacred and protected spot.
Prue: Right. Of course.
Leo: Maybe you can just bring the Book down here.
Prue: Yeah. Yeah, I'll just run up to the *Altar Room*, which by the way is right next to the Potions Lab, and I'll be right back.

Leo Wyatt: Hey, if you wanna freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasures that's fine. But freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

Leo: Piper, what are you doing?
Piper: Getting irritated. Who put Lady Attitude in charge?
Leo: She's not in charge.
Piper: Really? 'Cause she's acting like it. I thought Whitelighters were supposed to guide, not dictate.


"Charmed: Centennial Charmed (#5.12)" (2003)
Leo Wyatt: Who are you?
Paige Matthews: Are you kidding? You're not kidding. It's me, Paige, your sister-in-law.
Leo Wyatt: Look, I don't know who you are, lady, and I don't have time for games. All hell is breaking loose out there, so if you don't mind...

Piper Halliwell: Sure. No problem. Just as soon as you tell me where I can find Shax.
Paige Matthews: Shax? What's she talking about? We vanquished him already.
Leo Wyatt: Nobody's vanquished Shax. Ever since he killed Prue, Piper's been obsessed with getting revenge on him.

Paige Matthews: Oh, God. It's just so weird. Cole living at the manor, all those demons we vanquished wandering around alive. Wait a second. If the demons are alive, then that means all the innocents we saved are dead.
Leo Wyatt: Not just the innocents, Paige.
Paige Matthews: What are you talking about? What are we doing here?
[Sees grave stone that reads: PAIGE MATTHEWS BORN 1975 - DIED 2001]

Leo Wyatt: Well, your reality sounds a lot better than this one. Not just for Phoebe. So, how can I help you get it back?
Paige Matthews: I need my sisters.
Piper Halliwell: Well, maybe we can start with two and go from there.
Paige Matthews: What are you doing here?
Phoebe Halliwell: Burying the Lazarus demon. I figured if you were right about that, you were probably right about everything else as well.


"Charmed: Charmed Again: Part 1 (#4.1)" (2001)
Cole: [after Patty explains about Paige] Who's Sam?
Leo: Her Whitelighter
Cole: The apple doesn't fall far from the forbidden tree.

Patty Halliwell: We didn't tell anybody because we were afraid that there would be reprisals, afraid that, you girls would be denied your powers. Your birthright. It happened after your father and I were divorced, when Sam and I were together.
Cole: Sam?
Leo: Her white lighter.
Cole: Apples don't fall far from the forbidden tree, I see.
Piper Halliwell: Shh! Go on.
Patty Halliwell: You were both toddlers. You just thought Mommy got a little fat. You never knew I was pregnant.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: I was the only one who knew.
Patty Halliwell: And Sam, obviously.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Right. Well, yes, of course.
Patty Halliwell: We wanted to keep the baby, of course. But mother...
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Well, I knew it would be disastrous. You know, before you and Leo, Piper, it wasn't just forbidden. It was unthinkable for witches to be with white lighters. I mean, let alone have children with them.
Patty Halliwell: So, that's why we had to, why we decided, to give the baby up. Sam and I took her to a local church as soon as she was born. And we asked the nun there to find a home for her, and she found one. A very, very good home.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Yes.
Leo: Explains why the Elders didn't know about her.
Phoebe Halliwell: All right, hold it. Wait just one minute. Are you telling me, that that girl, our innocent, is really... our sister?
Patty Halliwell: Your baby sister.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Their baby half-sister.
Patty Halliwell: But by my half, which makes her a sister witch. Well, actually, not yet anyway. Not until all three of you are here together by the Book. Just like before.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Charmed. Again.

Paige Matthews: The door was open. I'm sorry. I shouldn't be here.
Phoebe Halliwell: No, no, no. We were just coming to look for you.
Paige Matthews: You were?
Phoebe Halliwell: Yep. Come on in. Welcome. I'm Phoebe. And this is...
Piper Halliwell: Piper. I know. I've been to your club. Pretty great.
Piper Halliwell: Thank you. And you are?
Paige Matthews: Paige. My name is Paige.
Phoebe Halliwell: Hmm. Another P. Imagine that.
Piper Halliwell: It's nice to meet you.
[Piper shakes Paige's hand. Once all three sisters are touching they are surrounded by a bright blue light]
Paige Matthews: Okay. What was that?
Leo: I think that means you're supposed to be here.


"Charmed: Scry Hard (#7.17)" (2005)
Leo Wyatt: Yeah. No, no. Don't let Wyatt see.
Piper Halliwell: Honey, why don't you go upstairs?
Leo Wyatt: Mommy and daddy are fine.
Piper Halliwell: Sweetie, what's the matter? What is he doing?
Leo Wyatt: What just happened?
Piper Halliwell: [sees large Wyatt outside dollhouse window] Uh-oh.

Paige Matthews: What happened?
Leo Wyatt: The Shadow couldn't choose between Zankou's evil or the Power of Three, so it went to the only neutral territory ... me.

Piper Halliwell: Okay... let me handle Wyatt. This requires a mother's touch...
[shouts]
Piper Halliwell: Wyatt Matthew Halliwell! You stop this nonsense right now!
Leo Wyatt: Wow, first time you used his full name.
Piper Halliwell: Well it sounds better when I'm scolding him.


"Charmed: Love Hurts (#1.21)" (1999)
Leo Wyatt: They seduce innocent women. Their goal is to create evil through reproduction.
Phoebe Halliwell: Great. Generation 666.

Piper Halliwell: I love you, Leo. I found it. Leo? I love you. Can you hear me?
[Heals Leo]
Piper Halliwell: I love you, Leo. Please hear me.
Leo Wyatt: Piper.
Piper Halliwell: Oh, thank God. Oh! tried so hard, and I couldn't make it work before. Why didn't you tell me?
Leo Wyatt: That love was the trigger? You had to find that out on your own. Why couldn't you tell me?
Piper Halliwell: I don't know. I was afraid. I was afraid if I admitted how I really felt that it would hurt more if I lost you. I'm so sorry. I should've said it before.
Leo Wyatt: It's better late than never.
[kisses her]

Leo Wyatt: Human? Yes, it does. I was actually born right here in San Francisco. I had lived here all the way up till I went off to the war.
Piper Halliwell: You mean, like Vietnam?
Leo Wyatt: No. World war II. I left med school and enlisted as a medic. And I wanted to help save people, not shoot them. The last thing I remember, I was bandaging a soldier's head wound, and I felt a sharp pain. And then the next thing I know, I was floating, surrounded by Whitelighters. And they offered me immortality and a chance to help special people like you. And I never once ever doubted that I didn't make the right choice till I met you. Ever since, all I can think is how I'd give it up to have a mortal life again, to have a family and grow old with you.


"Charmed: Nymphs Just Wanna Have Fun (#5.19)" (2003)
Piper: [about Wyatt] He looks so innocent... he has no idea what me and Auntie Paige did today.
Leo: They turned a very bad man into a very big tree.

Piper: [about Wyatt] He looks so innocent... he has no idea what mommy and Auntie Paige did today.
Leo: They turned a very bad man into a very big tree.

Leo: All right. Rock on.
Piper: Don't do that.
Leo: Rock on.
Piper: Give it up, man.
Leo: What?
Piper: Give it up!
Leo: I'll show you give it up! You give it up, is what I'm saying right now!


"Charmed: Siren Song (#5.4)" (2002)
Leo: Oh God not the crying thing.
Piper: [tearfully] Leo, my powers are out of whack, the only person who can explain what's going on is never around and this house is demon central. Add that to nausea and constant breast pains and I am perfectly entitled to do the crying thing.

Leo: The baby is probably just upset by all the arguing.
Piper: Leo, the baby is an inch long. All this arguing is upsetting the mommy.

[after Wyatt magically switches Piper and Leo's powers]
Leo: [in discomfort] Are your boobs always this sore?


"Charmed: Witchstock (#6.11)" (2004)
Phoebe Halliwell: What about Grams?
Leo Wyatt: She didn't make it.
[The basement door opens and a lot of smoke escapes. The "normal" Grams walks out coughing.]
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Nonsense. You can't damage an old warhorse like me. I'm already dead.

Leo Wyatt: Listen, if you want some private coaching, there's an empty room upstairs. You dig?
Paige Matthews: Aah. No. I don't dig.

Paige Matthews: [to LEO] Hey there, sun god.
Leo Wyatt: [really embarrassed] Ha! Hey, that was a long time ago. Let's just keep that between us, ok?


"Charmed: House Call (#5.13)" (2003)
Leo Wyatt: Piper, when you made the house disappear, you also made Phoebe disappear.

Piper Halliwell: Dirty... Dirty... Dirty.
[Throwing plates into the trash]
Leo Wyatt: Piper, what is the matter with you?
Piper Halliwell: What is the matter with me? I don't know. Are those water spots?
[Blows up window]
Piper Halliwell: Much better.
Leo Wyatt: Ok. All right. You keep cleaning and I'll be back with help.

Leo Wyatt: They're twins and he was gonna marry the wrong one.


"Charmed: A Witch's Tail: Part 1 (#5.1)" (2002)
Paige Matthews: It's official. Phoebe's on the run.
Leo Wyatt: On the swim, technically.

Craig Wilson: Who are you people?
Paige Matthews: Witch.
Leo Wyatt: Angel.
Phoebe Halliwell: Mermaid.
Paige Matthews: Don't you mean witch?

Piper: [speaking of Phoebe] She hasn't been this happy since Cole died.
Leo Wyatt: Which time?


"Charmed: Murphy's Luck (#2.16)" (2000)
Leo: Piper, are you mad at me?
Piper: No, don't be ridiculous. Why would I be mad at you?
Leo: I don't know, that's why I'm asking. What is it?
Piper: It's just, um, Dan.
Leo: Oh. Never mind, sorry I asked.
Piper: Um, he's-he's going to be... He's going to be very upset when he finds out... you're the one that I really love.
Leo: Yeah?
Piper: Yeah.
[they kiss]

Piper: That can't be right. How many swizzle sticks?
Leo: [staring at her legs] Who's counting?


"Charmed: Primrose Empath (#3.6)" (2000)
Piper: I know, but if I had introduced you as my fiancé, she would've asked how we met, when are we getting married, where the hell my ring is... questions that I can't answer now, can I?
Leo Wyatt: I suppose that's how I became a doctor too.
Piper: Leo, that's what you were. Look, what am I supposed to tell people? That's I'm engaged to a Whitelighter? Sometimes being magical kind of takes the magic right out of things.

Prue: Well, he sure sounds like an innocent to me.
Leo Wyatt: It'd be a shame to lose a future empath and all the good he'll do.
Prue: I care less about his afterlife than his current one. I know what it's like to receive a power that you just do not understand.


"Charmed: Forever Charmed (#8.22)" (2006)
Elderly Leo: How do you spell Zankou? With a "Z" or an "X"?
Elderly Piper: That's cheating!
Elderly Leo: I'm not asking you, I'm asking me! Well...?
Leo Wyatt: A "Z".
Elderly Leo: Ha! Told ya!

Leo Wyatt: I was just thinking about after you guys say the spell to get rid of The Hollow.
Piper Halliwell: Well, hopefully it'll work.
Leo Wyatt: Yeah, it it does it means everyone's gonna come back to life. Including Billie and Christy.
Piper Halliwell: Not for long. Not if I have my way.
Leo Wyatt: Until you do, it means the ultimate battle wouldn't have been fought yet. Which means the Angel of Destiny might take me away again until it is.
Piper Halliwell: Listen. All I know is that we will be playing Scrabble in the future. And I'm pretty sure you won't be losing.


"Charmed: A Paige from the Past (#4.10)" (2002)
Leo Wyatt: They would have died anyway, it was their destiny. Just like it was your destiny to be saved by magic.
Paige Matthews: That's how I got out of the car. I orbed out.

Paige Matthews: Oh my god! I'm so screwed, I'm supposed to come back as a ghost, not a ghost with braces?
Leo Wyatt: You're meant to relive the experience not observe it, Paige.
Paige Matthews: Yeah, but I just wanted to come back and sit on the sidelines and make sarcastic comments about my lack of style.
Leo Wyatt: Just take a look around, Paige.
Paige Matthews: Hey, you're right, I was cool even then.


"Charmed: It's a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World: Part 2 (#6.23)" (2004)
Gideon: Leo, listen to me. You know what happens. You know what Chris came here to stop. Let me finish what I started. Let me save the future, the only way it can be saved.
Leo Wyatt: You're the reason the future's threatened, Gideon, not Wyatt...

Leo Wyatt: How's Piper?
Dr. Roberts: She's resting comfortably.
Phoebe Halliwell: Is she okay?
Dr. Roberts: We stopped the bleeding, obviously had to perform a C-section, but I think she's going to be okay.
Leo Wyatt: And the baby... Is he all right?
Dr. Roberts: You tell me. Congratulations. He's perfectly healthy.
Phoebe Halliwell: Really?
Phoebe Halliwell: Oh, look, he's beautiful. Baby Christopher. That's your brother.
Paige Matthews: Looks like we didn't lose him after all.
Phoebe Halliwell: Can we see Piper?
Dr. Roberts: Well, maybe just one of you for now.
Phoebe Halliwell: Go tell her we love her. Where'd the baby go? That's your brother.


"Charmed: Black as Cole (#4.8)" (2001)
Paige: Hey I think I got something.
[looking through the Book of Shadows]
Paige: Upper-level demon who likes to kill witches using a athame, sometimes energy balls. His name is Belthozar.
Leo Wyatt: [shaking his head] I don't think so.
Paige: Why not?
Leo Wyatt: Well because that's Cole in his demonic form.
Piper: You knew he was half-demon.
Paige: Yeah, but I didn't know he could turn into that.

Paige: [Leo and Piper kiss] Ahh. That's sweet. You two should get married. Unlike Phoebe and Cole.
Leo: You don't think they should?
Paige: I don't know. I guess it's not my business. Probably just reeling from the fact that Cole killed people.
Piper: Yeah, but that wasn't Cole, it was Belthozar.
Paige: Splitting hairs if you ask me.
Leo: It's not though. His human half had absolutely nothing to do with any of that. It was totally subjecated. Phoebe's right, he's an innocent.


"Charmed: Happily Ever After (#5.3)" (2002)
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Did you cast a spell to ward off demonic parasites? Sweetheart, what did you do?
Leo Wyatt: We built a nursery in our bedroom closet.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Closet? Well, no wonder this baby called me!

Leo Wyatt: You used to think the Evil Enchantress was just a fairy tale.
Paige Matthews: That was different. This is...
Piper Halliwell: A fast life. Yours.


"Charmed: Apocalypse, Not (#2.21)" (2000)
Leo Wyatt: I don't believe you.
Piper: Leo, it doesn't change anything. We would help the Source himself if we thought we could get Prue back.

Phoebe Halliwell: I thought dodging the Y2K bullet bought us more time on the whole Apocalypse thing.
Leo Wyatt: You know why nothing happened on New Years Eve? Because it wasn't the real millennium. The monks who converted the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar made some critical errors.
Piper: So when does the new millennium start?
Leo Wyatt: Tonight, approximately.


"Charmed: The Courtship of Wyatt's Father (#6.16)" (2004)
Leo Wyatt: We've been through a lot more than this.
Piper Halliwell: Have we?
Leo Wyatt: Are you kidding? Ever since we met it's been one ordeal after the other.
Piper Halliwell: Wow, you make it sound *so* romantic.

Piper: [shouts] Phoebe? Paige? Where's my car? What's going on? Where did everybody go?
Leo Wyatt: That's a good question.
Piper: Well, they've got to be here somewhere.
Leo Wyatt: I think we should get out of here.
Piper: Well-Uh, no! Not without Phoebe. She's hurt - didn't you see her fall?
Leo Wyatt: Yeah... but at least she's alive.
Piper: What is that supposed to mean?
Leo Wyatt: I don't know; *but* I think we need to get off the street while we figure this out.


"Charmed: Extreme Makeover World Edition (#7.12)" (2005)
Leo Wyatt: Alright, let's split up. We'll find more demons that way. Piper-Paige, Phoebe and me. Any sign of trouble, orb back to the manor, got it?
Paige Matthews: Got it.
Piper Halliwell: Why do you think he didn't want to go with me? Do you think he's seeing someone else?
Paige Matthews: Come on.
Piper Halliwell: What?


"Charmed: Exit Strategy (#3.20)" (2001)
Prue, Phoebe, Leo Wyatt: *hears an explosion from the kitchen, and they all look in that direction, then go into the kitchen*
Piper: *is covered in watermelon, worried* Ehh... heh neh neh...
Prue: *looking up at the ceiling* OK, was it a demon?
Piper: No. It was watermelon!
Phoebe: *puts towel over her head* Honey... why did you vanquish watermelon?
Piper: *squeaky voice to start* I didn't vanquish watermelon! I threw it up in the air, and I tried to freeze it, and it exploded! *gestures with her hands, and blows up windows and gasps... turns around panicky, waving hands, and blows up china* Oh!
Leo Wyatt: *after dodging glass*... this is the little problem I was telling you about...
Phoebe: Oh... *removing towel from her head* OK Piper, slowly put your hands down, and no one will get hurt.


"Charmed: Animal Pragmatism (#2.13)" (2000)
Prue: Phoebe how's the spell coming?
Phoebe Halliwell: It'd be coming a lot better if I could get my hands on a pinch of the salt of life.
Leo Wyatt: We got the salt of margarita.
Phoebe Halliwell: I will take it.


"Charmed: We All Scream for Ice Cream (#3.10)" (2001)
Phoebe: We thought that the good guys were bad guys, in trying to vanquish them we helped the real bad guys, which were dead ringers for the good guys
Leo: Was that English?


"Charmed: I Dream of Phoebe (#6.15)" (2004)
[Under the influence of a spell, Leo is writing Chris a letter of apology]
Chris: Alright, alright, enough already ! You said you're sorry, let's just not go overboard.
Leo Wyatt: Okay, but after everything I've put you through, I feel like I owe it to you.
Chris: Honestly, a letter's not gonna mean a hell of a lot to me. I got plenty of them growing up.


"Charmed: The Truth Is Out There... and It Hurts (#1.8)" (1998)
Piper Halliwell: I was just wondering, do you ever... think of me?
Leo Wyatt: Yeah.
Piper Halliwell: In what way? As a friend sort of way or...?
Leo Wyatt: You have beautiful eyes.
Piper Halliwell: That's a good way.
Leo Wyatt: I'm sorry. That was totally inappropriate, wasn't it?
Piper Halliwell: No, not at all, eh. Oh, what the hell. Leo, how do you feel about women who make the first move?
Leo Wyatt: I don't know. I'm still waiting for it to happen.
Piper Halliwell: Goodness.
[she kisses him]
Leo Wyatt: Uh, how do you feel about guys who make the second move?
Leo Wyatt: Love 'em.
[he kisses her]


"Charmed: Once in a Blue Moon (#7.6)" (2004)
Leo Wyatt: [about their new whitelighter] He's gonna be sent here tomorrow.
Piper: Well, I hope I don't blow him up.
Leo Wyatt: Piper, you can't blow up a whitelighter.
Phoebe: Why not? She blows you up all the time.


"Charmed: A Knight to Remember (#4.6)" (2001)
Piper Halliwell: Nice!
[after a sword fight]
Phoebe Halliwell: Wow!
Piper Halliwell: Leo!
Phoebe Halliwell: I thought you were a pacifist.
Leo Wyatt: I didn't kill him, did I?


"Charmed: Look Who's Barking (#3.21)" (2001)
Piper: [after Prue has turned into a dog to track a banshee] Well at least we know she understands what we are saying.
Phoebe: Oh she's such a pretty dog.
Piper: What else did you expect?
Leo Wyatt: A doberman.
Prue Halliwell: [growls] Grrrrr...
[Leo jumps back]
Leo Wyatt: Easy.
Piper: Awwh, honey watch your orbs.


"Charmed: Power Outage (#3.7)" (2000)
Prue Halliwell: What happened to our powers?
Leo Wyatt: That's what we have to figure out. Let's start with your little "tiff".
Piper Halliwell: Well, that's a bit of an understatement. It was big.
Leo Wyatt: How big?
Prue Halliwell: Um, do you remember Pearl Harbor?
[Prue pantomimes an explosion]


"Charmed: The Honeymoon's Over (#3.1)" (2000)
Leo: I've thought this through
Piper: Is that why you asked me to marry you in a toilet?


"Charmed: My Three Witches (#6.6)" (2003)
Leo Wyatt: You had to kill a Valkyrie. Whitelighters don't kill, or did you not read the manual?


"Charmed: Wicca Envy (#1.10)" (1999)
Piper Halliwell: Do you really have to go?
Leo Wyatt: Well, I've fixed everything I came here to fix. But I'll be back. Promise.
[Leo kisses Piper]
Leo Wyatt: Nothing can keep me away from you too long.


"Charmed: Necromancing the Stone (#5.21)" (2003)
Piper: Paige! There will be no talk of testicle-orbing in front of the child!
Leo: And not around his daddy either.


"Charmed: Baby's First Demon (#5.16)" (2003)
Piper Halliwell: Oh, don't be sorry, Paige. You were brave, and you inspired me to fight and you made the world a safer place for our baby. Which is why I would like to give the baby the middle name of Matthew in honor of his super-protective Aunt Paige.
Phoebe Halliwell: I think that's a great idea.
Leo Wyatt: What do you think?
Leo Wyatt: Yeah.
Paige Matthews: Thanks.
Piper Halliwell: And I also have an idea for his first name. Wyatt, in honor of his very protective daddy.
Leo Wyatt: Really? It doesn't start with a "P."
Piper Halliwell: Eh, so we break the tradition.


"Charmed: P3 H2O (#2.8)" (1999)
Leo Wyatt: It's just this, this whole situation - you know, Sam, your mom, those letters. He loved her. Like I love you.
Piper Halliwell: Leo, we've been through this before. We both know how we feel, but there are things, people involved now.
Leo Wyatt: Can you tell Dan the truth, Piper?
Piper Halliwell: That's between him and me. You and I have a job to do and I thought we agreed to try and put that first.
Leo Wyatt: So did Sam and your mom. Look at the outcome.
Piper Halliwell: You're leaving, aren't you? For good this time.
Leo Wyatt: I don't know. But I do know we have to stop working together because I can't stop loving you... Which means I can't do my job.
Piper Halliwell: And I can't do mine... I don't know how to say goodbye.
Leo Wyatt: Don't.


"Charmed: Be Careful What You Witch For (#2.22)" (2000)
Piper Halliwell: If we're ever gonna make this work, I think I deserve to know a little bit more about you, don't you think?
Leo Wyatt: What do you mean?
Piper Halliwell: I mean, I'm going with you, Leo. I'd like to meet 'them'.
Leo Wyatt: Are you sure?
Piper Halliwell: Positive.
[puts her arms around him]
Piper Halliwell: Take me to your leader.


"Charmed: Lucky Charmed (#5.17)" (2003)
Piper: Take Wyatt out of here.
Leo: But I -
Piper: No, no arguing, just orb, ok? You were the only one that wasn't cursed with the bad luck. He's safe with you.
Leo: All right, well, I'll take him to Uncle Elders. He'll be safe there.
Phoebe: Didn't they ask you not to do that?
Leo: Yeah, but... screw 'em.


"Charmed: The Importance of Being Phoebe (#5.11)" (2003)
Leo: Piper, what are you doing?
Piper: Diminishing the rodent population... *obviously*.


"Charmed: Witch Wars (#6.21)" (2004)
Paige Matthews: That explains how the demon knew that a witch had died last night... he watched it on TV. Pretty sick.
Leo Wyatt: No sicker than any other Reality Show.


"Charmed: Sam I Am (#5.9)" (2002)
Piper: How are we supposed to trust them when they don't answer our questions?
Leo: Leo says nothing


"Charmed: Witchness Protection (#7.10)" (2004)
The Seer/Kiera: Oh, and, um, can you get me one of those cute little scrunchie-faced dogs? A shar-pei, I think they're called. Oh, I always wanted a pet. Oh, and if you could throw in a lap pool, that would be great.
Leo Wyatt: You know, you might wanna narrow it down to your top ten demands.
The Seer/Kiera: Hey. I've got something you want, okay? And the minute I spill my guts, I have no more bargaining chips. So I'm milking it for all I can.


"Charmed: Something Wicca This Way Goes (#7.22)" (2005)
New Piper: What's going on?
Leo Wyatt: What? I don't know.
New Phoebe: Boy, sure hope nobody died in there.
Leo Wyatt: What? Do we know each other?
New Piper: Yeah. I think so. After all we're married.
Leo Wyatt: What?
[Halliwell sisters appear]
Piper Halliwell: Shh, shh, shh. It's all part of the plan.
Leo Wyatt: Plan? What plan?
Phoebe Halliwell: Our plan to die. It's the only way to get our lives back. Our normal lives.
Piper Halliwell: And stop everybody from coming after us, including all of them.
Leo Wyatt: But?
Piper Halliwell: No buts. We're free. Nobody even knows we're alive anymore, not even the demons.
Paige Matthews: They think we died in there with Zankou. They were just our astral selves.
Piper Halliwell: Sweetie, we've got a clean slate. We can start all over again. No more demon fighting ever again.
Paige Matthews: Unless the demons figure it out.
Phoebe Halliwell: Which may be never.
Leo Wyatt: I don't know what to say.
Piper Halliwell: Just say you're okay with it.
Phoebe Halliwell: So we can get the next generation ready to pick up where we left off.
Leo Wyatt: How do I do it?
Piper Halliwell: You don't. We do.
Paige Matthews: Don't worry. We'll make you good-looking.
[they all change into their new disguises]
New Piper: Cute. I can live with that.
Darryl Morris: [Darryl sees three women and one man walk away as one of the women smile at him] Well, all right.
[manor door closes]
Darryl Morris: All right.


"Charmed: Little Box of Horrors (#7.18)" (2005)
Phoebe Halliwell: Magical boys will be magical boys.
Leo Wyatt: Yeah, well, try telling that to his magical mama.


"Charmed: The Witch Is Back (#1.9)" (1998)
Piper Halliwell: Uh, Leo?
Leo Wyatt: Yeah?
Piper Halliwell: Would you like to go out sometime? With me, that is?
Leo Wyatt: I'd love to. Give me a call.
Piper Halliwell: [Smiles] Okay!


"Charmed: Ex Libris (#2.19)" (2000)
Leo Wyatt: Prue!
Prue Halliwell: Leo! Nice orbs!
Piper Halliwell: Bye. Bye.
Prue Halliwell: [walks into door] Ow.
Piper Halliwell: Let me help you. Let me help you. Alright, go on, sicko.


"Charmed: Marry-Go-Round (#4.15)" (2002)
Cole Turner: And perfect
Phoebe Halliwell: For what?
Cole Turner: A wedding.
Piper Halliwell: I couldn't agree more.
Phoebe Halliwell: Really?
Paige Matthews: You've got the rings.
Leo Wyatt: And we're all here.
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, I do. I mean, I will. Let's go.
Dark Priest: Not two but one, then life be gone. You may kiss the bride.
Phoebe Halliwell: We did it.
Cole Turner: Yes, we did.
The Seer: It is done.


"Charmed: Styx Feet Under (#7.5)" (2004)
Leo Wyatt: This is really bad.
Phoebe Halliwell: Leo, relax. Piper's been dead before
Leo Wyatt: Not like this, not on the midday news


"Charmed: The Day the Magic Died (#5.15)" (2003)
Phoebe Halliwell: Ok, breathe. Keep breathing, keep breathing. Don't forget to breathe. Very good! Relax. Relax.
Piper Halliwell: Dad!
Victor Bennett: Yeah, honey?
Piper Halliwell: I'm sorry about your demon wife.
Victor Bennett: Oh, hush. Don't think about that.
Leo Wyatt: I'm right here, baby.
Phoebe Halliwell: You okay? You okay? Ok, you're doing great. You're doing great. Push, okay? Last push.
Piper Halliwell: I can't.
Phoebe Halliwell: You have to. A big one. Big one! Push!
Leo Wyatt: You can do it.
Piper Halliwell: I can't.
Phoebe Halliwell: You can. You can.
Paige: Yes, you can.
Phoebe Halliwell: You're gonna be okay. Push. Push! Push!
Paige: Oh, I think the magic is coming back.
Phoebe Halliwell: Here we go. Here we go! Oh, I see a shoulder. And another shoulder. And an arm, another arm. Oh, and something else. Something else.
[Cuts cord]
Piper Halliwell: What? What?
Phoebe Halliwell: Hi, baby. Hi. Okay. Okay. Look!
Paige: Oh. Is that what I think it is?
Leo Wyatt: You mean, I got a boy?
Phoebe Halliwell: Here you go, mama.
Piper Halliwell: Hi. Hi, little guy. What are you doing? Look what we did.
Leo Wyatt: I see.
Paige: It's a miracle.
Piper Halliwell: A little miracle. He's beautiful. Oh. You are safe, you are loved, and you are wise. How ya doing, what's up?


"Charmed: The Bare Witch Project (#7.2)" (2004)
Piper Halliwell: Please tell me you weren't vanquishing demons with the children.
Leo Wyatt: Chris was fussy. It calmed him.


"Charmed: Forget Me... Not (#6.3)" (2003)
Leo Wyatt: Chris, what are you doing sitting around here? Aren't you supposed to be getting to know your new charge?
[Natalie, wearing only Chris's shirt, stands at the doorway.]
Natalie: Oh, hi, Leo.
Chris Halliwell: [to Leo] Okay, look, before you get mad, you were the one who wanted me to have a charge in the first place, remember?
Leo Wyatt: Yeah, to protect her!
Natalie: Oh, he *was* using protection.


"Charmed: Wrestling with Demons (#3.12)" (2001)
Darryl: Prue asked me to check out a manager named Kellman. He paid all of Tom's bills after he disappeared, but he...
Leo: Could be a recruiter... do you have an address?
Darryl: [Darryl hands Leo a police file] You think Kelman's the demon?
[Leo looks into the file]
Darryl: Well what kind of powers do you think we should expect it...
[Leo orbs out. The file he was holding falls down onto a table]
Darryl: Oh, see, okay, now... that ain't right.


"Charmed: A Call to Arms (#7.1)" (2004)
Phoebe Halliwell: [walking down stairs with Paige to see Leo an Piper kissing] Oh! All right, stop it! You just stop it right now! Stop it, Stop it, Stop it! You go over there you over here
[Piper starts slapping her]
Phoebe Halliwell: Oh! Keep your hands to your self!
Piper Halliwell: But your interupting us...
Phoebe Halliwell: ...and saving life as we know it...
Leo Wyatt: What are you talking about?
Paige Matthews: Look at your outfit! Does that seem like something you'd normally wear?
Leo Wyatt: ...well no.
Paige Matthews: [whispers] exactly.
[speaking normally]
Paige Matthews: This
[turns Leo's head toward her]
Paige Matthews: is not the first time we've been highjacked by Gods so, you just have to fight it!
Leo Wyatt: I don't wanna fight it... I havn't felt this potent in years.
[Piper raises eyebrows]
Phoebe Halliwell: Oversharing...


"Charmed: Size Matters (#4.5)" (2001)
Piper: Do not go into that house. Did you hear me? I said do not go in! It is like talking to a wall.
Leo Wyatt: She's got the Halliwell hearing.


"Charmed: Sight Unseen (#3.5)" (2000)
Leo Wyatt: Wow, you are amazing when you concentrate.
Piper Halliwell: And stop worrying about them?
[looks up skyward]
Piper Halliwell: I hope you enjoyed the show.


"Charmed: Coyote Piper (#3.9)" (2001)
Leo: [Prue stabs Piper with a knife in a plan to get a possesed soul out of her] Prue! I can't heal the dead!
[Leo takes the knife out of Piper to heal her, but instead the possessed soul enters him]
Leo: Well that I didn't expect. A little sister rivalry I failed to take into account.


"Charmed: Thank You for Not Morphing (#1.3)" (1998)
Prue Halliwell: Um, hi. You must be Mr. Wyatt.
Phoebe Halliwell: The handyman?
Leo Wyatt: Call me Leo.
Phoebe Halliwell: Gladly.


"Charmed: There's Something About Leo (#7.9)" (2004)
Leo Wyatt: You know, you wanted the truth, and I told you. They said you had to come to it on your own. I said you could handle it.
Piper Halliwell: Handle what, that you're what everybody is afraid of, even the Elders?
Leo Wyatt: They're afraid because they don't understand. They can't understand. The Avatars are beyond Good and Evil. They're everything we've been searching for, a life without demons.
Paige Matthews: ...Okay, he's cracked.


"Charmed: Oh My Goddess!: Part 2 (#5.23)" (2003)
Leo Wyatt: As an Elder I have the power to take your pain away.
Piper: You can't make me forget you.


"Charmed: Vaya Con Leos (#8.10)" (2005)
Leo Wyatt: I've been given a death sentence by the one guy who means it.


"Charmed: Soul Survivor (#6.7)" (2003)
Leo Wyatt: What is that? A time portal, is that what that is? What are you using it for?
Chris Halliwell: I don't have to answer that.
Leo Wyatt: Though you said you had nothing to hide?
Chris Halliwell: I don't have to answer that either.


"Charmed: Long Live the Queen (#4.20)" (2002)
Leo Wyatt: Phoebe, you can't be the queen of the underworld and a Charmed One. You can't have it both ways.


"Charmed: Desperate Housewitches (#8.4)" (2005)
Leo: [talking about Piper making Wyatt a costume for a school play, Piper wants to use magic] You wanted a normal life, remember?
Piper: Yes, but that was before I realized our son was going to be humiliated in front of his entire class!
Billie Jenkins: Oh, that happened to me all the time. Only made me stronger.
Piper: And shut it!


"Charmed: Spin City (#6.18)" (2004)
Leo: Dammit!
Paige: Are Elders even allowed to swear?
Leo: No... but fathers are - especially one whose kid tries to kill him!
Paige: Well, technically you can't die.
Leo: That's not the point!


"Charmed: The Fourth Sister (#1.7)" (1998)
Leo Wyatt: So, does Phoebe work here too?
Piper Halliwell: Phoebe? Work. No. No. No. No. No. No. She's probably at her gay and lesbean group meeting right about now. So what'll it be?


"Charmed: Sense and Sense Ability (#5.20)" (2003)
Piper: Where are you? Ow! Who put that there?
Phoebe: Oh, my god! Piper, you're blind!
Piper: Yeah, Phoebe, I just said that. Now can we talk about how a monkey could do that?
Phoebe: What did she say?
Piper: What did who say? The monkey? The monkey didn't say anything. He covered my eyes and stole my eyesight.
Paige: [Paige writes] How?
Phoebe: I think the monkey stole your eyesight when he covered your eyes.
Piper: Phoebe, are you listening to me? That's just what I said. Are you acting like you can't even hear me?
Phoebe: Oh, Piper, it's no use. I can't even hear you. The monkey stole my hearing.
Piper: Oh, he got you, too. Which means somebody sent that flea-infested primate after us. We've got to find Paige.
Phoebe: [Paige claps] Why are you clapping? This is not funny.
Phoebe: What's the matter, Paige?
Piper: Paige? Where's Paige?
Leo Wyatt: What's going on?
[Paige coves her mouth. Phoebe covers her ears. Piper covers her eyes]
Leo Wyatt: I see.
Piper: Well, I don't! Where is Paige?
Leo Wyatt: Uh, she just can't talk.
Phoebe: Excuse me! This is either someone's sick, sick joke or someone's working on a massive evil plan!


"Charmed: Imaginary Fiends (#7.20)" (2005)
Leo Wyatt: Look, I may not have any powers, but I'm not powerless. I'm his father. He's not gonna hurt me.
Phoebe Halliwell: No? Ever read Hamlet?


"Charmed: Astral Monkey (#2.20)" (2000)
Leo Wyatt: [from behind Phoebe, thinking she is Piper] Ever done it on a cloud?
Phoebe Halliwell: [turning around] I don't know, does a featherbed count?


"Charmed: The Eyes Have It (#5.6)" (2002)
Leo Wyatt: Since when are prenatal yoga and home-birthing videos your idea of a good time?
Paige Matthews: Since I became a friendless loser with no life.


"Charmed: Brain Drain (#4.7)" (2001)
Phoebe: Is something wrong.
Piper: No. Everything is just right.
Paige: Except my chair...
Piper: Yeah... which, ummm, I'll actually pay to replace.
Paige: Oh God no. It's not your fault.
[Paige pauses]
Paige: Or is it?
Piper: Actually, yeah... it is. I was just upset that there was yet another demon in our house, in our lives. And I know I should stop fighting it and just accept it, but...
Paige: Nah. It wasn't my favorite chair. Besides, it is kinda good to know I am not the only one who struggles with the idea of being a witch.
Phoebe: No, trust me, you are in good company.
Leo: Well, the good news is that you won't have to deal with the Source anytime soon, because Cole hurt him pretty bad.
Cole: Not bad enough though, he'll be back.
Phoebe: So.
[Phoebe rubs her hands up and down Cole's chest]
Phoebe: He's gone for now. First time in a long time. Maybe we should take advantage of that.
Cole: [Cole pulls Phoebe up against him] Why Ms. Haliwell, are you trying to seduce me?
Phoebe: Always.
Piper: Ewwww...
Phoebe, Cole: [Phoebe and Cole race up the stairs laughing]
Paige: Okay... I'm just going to go to the store and get some milk or something...
[Paige leaves]
Leo: [to Piper] You sure you're okay?
Piper: Yeah. I mean, I'm never going to stop wanting a normal life, but I think thats the one thing that actually keeps me sane.
Leo: Well, you deserve a normal life Piper. We both do. And maybe we'll get that once we banish the Source once and for all.
Piper: And who knows. Maybe one day I could have a baby shower of my own. What do you think?
Leo: Well in that case...
[Leo picks Piper up and cradles her in his arms]
Piper: Oh!
Leo: [Leo grins] Need to practice a little.
Piper: Leo!
Piper, Leo: [Piper and Leo orb off in a shower of blue sparks. You hear Leo laughing]


"Charmed: Charmed Noir (#7.8)" (2004)
Leo Wyatt: The pens are fine. The book's just not letting you write them out.
Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah, but why not?
Piper Halliwell: Well, maybe it's against the rules. I don't know, the book is writing itself, maybe they have to save themselves.
Phoebe Halliwell: Then why was I able to write in the flat tire?
Piper Halliwell: It's just another plot twist which we could add but we can't bail them out. Heroes have to be heroes.
[pause]
Piper Halliwell: I read a lot.
Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah, I know you do. Maybe you should get out a little more.
Piper Halliwell: Easy, cupid.