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Chris Halliwell (Character)
from "Charmed" (1998)

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"Charmed: I Dream of Phoebe (#6.15)" (2004)
Chris: If Piper and Leo don't screw, I'm screwed!

Paige: [Leo and Piper are asleep on the couch and cannot be woken] What's wrong with them?
Chris: It's a long story.
Paige: I don't know. Why don't you give me the Cliffnotes version.
[Chris sighs]
Paige: Come on Chris! You and Leo and Phoebe have all been acting weird since before the demon attacked. What's goin' on?
Chris: All right. I made a little wish.
Paige: You did what?
Chris: Two little wishes.
Paige: Oh great! It's not bad enough that I have to worry about Richard, now I have to worry about you too. What did you wish for?
Chris: For Leo to forgive me, which by the way was an accident.
Paige: And?
Chris: For Piper and Leo to sleep together.
Paige: You! Oh my god. You're sick! What is wrong with you?
Chris: No...
Paige: You're disghusting! You're some creepy registered sex offender from the future! Oh my god you're so gross!
Chris: I'm Piper and Leo's son!
Paige: WHAT?
Chris: They're my parents. I came back to save my family
Paige: You're serious...
Chris: Yea, only now I've got to save myself, because if my mom doesn't get pregnant in the next month, there is no me.
Paige: [sighs] This is all so wrong, and this has been such a long day.

Phoebe: You can't just pop in here from the future and play with people's lives because your big brother picked on you.
Chris: He picked on the WORLD, Phoebe.

Chris: I'm sorry, Phoebe, but I'm running out of time here. A guy's gotta survive. I wish for Piper and Leo to sleep together tonight.

Phoebe: I've been calling for you all week. Didn't you hear me?
Chris: For the first couple of days, yeah. Then I put you on "mute".

Chris: Oracles, fortune tellers, soothsayers they all say the same thing : if Mum and Dad don't screw this month... I'm screwed.

Phoebe: You're the one that split them up. And why did you split them up?
Chris: Leo had to become an Elder to make room for me as your Whitelighter. It was the only way I could protect Wyatt from turning evil.
Phoebe: You're unbelievable ! I mean, most kids who are the cause of their parents divorce actually feel guilty. And you're sitting here like it's part of your master plan !
Chris: I'm sensing some real issues there.

Phoebe: I feel so bad.
Chris: As well you should. If we don't do something soon, I can end up half fireman instead of half Whitelighter.

[Under the influence of a spell, Leo is writing Chris a letter of apology]
Chris: Alright, alright, enough already ! You said you're sorry, let's just not go overboard.
Leo Wyatt: Okay, but after everything I've put you through, I feel like I owe it to you.
Chris: Honestly, a letter's not gonna mean a hell of a lot to me. I got plenty of them growing up.

Piper Halliwell: What is this big emergency? Can't it wait an hour or... two?
Chris: No, it can't. There's a demon on the loose, a genie running amok, AND it took me two wishes to get here.

Phoebe: I never hit on you, did I?
Chris: What? No!
Phoebe: Oh, thank God.


"Charmed: Spin City (#6.18)" (2004)
Paige Matthews: [Piper and Paige are talking about Chris] Well, you never know something could happen.
Piper Halliwell: Oh, don't be such a worry wart. Now you're starting to sound like-
Chris Halliwell: [Chris orbs in] Hey.
Piper Halliwell: Chris.

Chris Halliwell: No, no, no. I was just wondering how it went with the doctor.
Piper Halliwell: Well, you'll be happy to know that you're a boy.
Chris Halliwell: [smirks] That's not what I meant.
Paige Matthews: [looking at the Ultra-Sound photo] I don't see it.
Piper Halliwell: Oh see, it's this little thing right here-
Chris Halliwell: [grabbing the photo] Woah, excuse me! Do you mind?!

Chris Halliwell: [talking about Wyatt's force field while Piper was pregnant with him] Wait, you had a force field with Wyatt, but not with me?
Piper Halliwell: Well, I didn't have one. He had one. It was all his doing.
Chris Halliwell: [huffs] From the womb! He had powers from the womb! That's unbelievable! It's not like I don't have an inferiority complex with him all ready! Thank you.
Piper Halliwell: [asking Paige] Did you find that demon yet?


"Charmed: Chris-Crossed (#6.10)" (2003)
Chris: [to baby Wyatt] If I can't save you I swear to God I'll stop you.

Wyatt Halliwell: You know, if anyone else tried what you tried, I'd kill them on the spot. But you... I've forgiven Bianca, I can forgive you too. If you promise never to cross me again.
Chris: I think you know me better than that.
Wyatt Halliwell: [to Bianca] I thought you said you could talk some sense into him.
Chris: Leave her out of this.
Wyatt Halliwell: [begins crushing Chris's neck with his powers] Pardon me?

Bianca: You really shouldn't try to orb anymore, you know. It could kill ya.
Chris: Is that what you want?
Bianca: If that's what I wanted you'd already be dead. All I want is to bring you back.
Chris: How'd you know I'd be here?
Bianca: Same reason you knew I'd be waiting here. This is still our spot, isn't it?
Chris: No. This is what we hoped it would be. This is what we were trying to preserv for our future. You remember?
Bianca: We were naive to think we could change anything. To stop him.
Chris: You don't believe that. Or at least you didn't.
Bianca: Well, I do now.
Chris: What happened to you, Bianca? How did he turn you back?
Bianca: That's not important. What is important is that I was interrupted in stripping you of your powers. And if I don't finish what I started you'll die soon. Think of it as an infection, and I'm the only one with the antidote.
Chris: Here or there I am dead anyway.
Bianca: No. He gave me his word he wouldn't hurt you. Please, Chris... don't make this any harder than it has to be.
[Chris looks at Bianca and orbs to the Manor.]


"Charmed: Forever Charmed (#8.22)" (2006)
Chris Halliwell: The Elders sent Coop down to you, Phoebe. Not just to help you find love, but to help you find him.
Wyatt Halliwell: They hoped you'd fall in love with a cupid. It was their only way to make up for everything you've sacrificed.
Chris Halliwell: And they weren't gonna put you through what Mom and Dad went through, so...
Wyatt Halliwell: It wasn't and will not be a forbidden love.
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay. I don't know how that information helps us right now.
Wyatt Halliwell: Well, in the future, when you're together, you guys are like one.
Chris Halliwell: All you have to do is think about him and he's there.

Piper Halliwell: Anyway the point is: if I'm going to get my husband back, we have a battle to finish.
Phoebe Halliwell: And we're going to have to get mom back safely, otherwise Paige and I won't be born.
Patty Halliwell: Good point.
Paige Matthews: Well fantastic. Are there any other problems we should be worrying about?
Phoebe Halliwell: [Wyatt and Chris appear] Wyatt?
Piper Halliwell: Chris? What are you two doing here?
Chris Halliwell: Somebody just screwed up our future!


"Charmed: My Three Witches (#6.6)" (2003)
Gith: I don't understand?
[Chris orbs in]
Chris Halliwell: Something wrong?
Gith: The boyfriend took the bullet. It was meant for the witch.
Chris Halliwell: You tried to kill one of them already?
Gith: I create worlds, I don't control them. They work in their own way, their own time. This is the first time a victim has ever escaped a direct attempt on their life.
Chris Halliwell: Yeah, well, they're pretty good aren't they?
Gith: It's okay. Their desires will kill them eventually. After all... it is what you desire isn't it?
[Chris grabs vial with potion and Gith creates a crossbow]
Chris Halliwell: Actually...
[as Chris is going to throw the potion he is shot with the darklighter arrow]
Gith: I could sense your desire from the beginning. You never wanted to kill your charges, just... teach them a lesson. That's right, darklighter arrow.
[Smashes vial with vanquishing potion]
Gith: Poison shouldn't take long. But with luck you may just live long enough to watch the Charmed Ones learn their lesson after all.

Gith: An empath? You didn't tell me the middle sister was an empath.
Chris Halliwell: Sorry.
Gith: She must have been feeling his desire when I created her world. It's no matter, my worlds always kill their victims. You know why? Because desires are empty. They lack foundation. This world will fall too. It's only a matter of time.
Jason Dean: [in Phoebe's world after Jason was shot] I'm getting thirsty.
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay. I'll try to see if I can find something.
Gith: [Chris telekinetically puts Phoebe in Paige's world] No.
[Gith kicks Chris and knocks him out]


"Charmed: Witchstock (#6.11)" (2004)
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Are you giving me lip?
Chris Halliwell: [stepping back] No.
[after Wyatt orbs a bottle and the slime demon attacks]
Chris Halliwell: No!

Chris Halliwell: In the future, everyone tried to control the Demon With No Name. But it can't be done.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: That's hardly a winning attitude, young man. And why in heaven's name couldn't the people in the future find some name for that thing?


"Charmed: Oh My Goddess!: Part 2 (#5.23)" (2003)
Chris Perry: What can I do to get you two over the hump here?
Phoebe: Try saying this - it always works for Leo - "Your power comes from your emotions."
Paige: Or, or what about this - "Trust the Power of Three."
Phoebe: Or how about this one - "I'm gonna go check with the Elders." Do you actually think he checks with the Elders?
Paige: No. He probably just orbs to a sports bar and buys his buddies rounds of drinks. "Yeah, my wife thinks I'm Up There. Here's to the Elders."

Chris Perry: What the hell is this? Goddesses Gone Wild?


"Charmed: The Power of Three Blondes (#6.4)" (2003)
Chris Halliwell: You should take this threat seriously. And tell Paige. Where is Paige?
Phoebe Halliwell: She's at her new temp job.
Chris Halliwell: She's still on that kick?
Piper Halliwell: It's not a kick, Chris. It's her quest for happiness outside of magic.
Chris Halliwell: Yeah, but it's a temp job. Who finds happiness on a temp job ?


"Charmed: Forget Me... Not (#6.3)" (2003)
Leo Wyatt: Chris, what are you doing sitting around here? Aren't you supposed to be getting to know your new charge?
[Natalie, wearing only Chris's shirt, stands at the doorway.]
Natalie: Oh, hi, Leo.
Chris Halliwell: [to Leo] Okay, look, before you get mad, you were the one who wanted me to have a charge in the first place, remember?
Leo Wyatt: Yeah, to protect her!
Natalie: Oh, he *was* using protection.


"Charmed: A Wrong Day's Journey Into Right (#6.20)" (2004)
Chris Halliwell: He tried to run me over with his porsche! Not cool.


"Charmed: The Legend of Sleepy Halliwell (#6.14)" (2004)
[last lines]
Phoebe Halliwell: I need you to be honest with me. No games, no running away. Just the truth.
Chris Halliwell: [shrugs] Okay.
Phoebe Halliwell: Are you Wyatt's little brother?
Chris Halliwell: [sigh] Only if I can get Piper and Leo back together in time.


"Charmed: Soul Survivor (#6.7)" (2003)
Leo Wyatt: What is that? A time portal, is that what that is? What are you using it for?
Chris Halliwell: I don't have to answer that.
Leo Wyatt: Though you said you had nothing to hide?
Chris Halliwell: I don't have to answer that either.


"Charmed: The Courtship of Wyatt's Father (#6.16)" (2004)
Clarence: What you need is to get out of this hole. Get some sun, live a little.
Chris Halliwell: Believe me, I'm trying.