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Prue Halliwell (Character)
from "Charmed" (1998)

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"Charmed: From Fear to Eternity (#1.13)" (1999)
Prue Halliwell: If he can kill thirteen unmarried witches before midnight, he'll be freed from the underworld to wreak his terror every single day.
Phoebe Halliwell: Unmarried? Like being single didn't have enough problems.
Piper Halliwell: You can never be too rich or too safe.
Phoebe Halliwell: You know, that's why I like shopping with Piper!

Prue Halliwell: Does a positive superstition cancel out a negative one?

Phoebe Halliwell: Oh, look. A lady bug.
Prue Halliwell: Is that bad luck?
[Piper gives Prue a sarcastic look]
Phoebe Halliwell: Actually, Grams once said that whatever direction it flies it, it's supposed to find your ideal mate. We got to try it.
[Phoebe flicks at the ladybug. It lands on a guy's shoulder]
Piper Halliwell: [embarassed] Oh.
Piper Halliwell: So, does a positive superstition cancel out a negative one?
Piper Halliwell: I don't know.
Phoebe Halliwell: What's going on?
Prue Halliwell: That guy has been talking to Piper all day and she's been avoiding him because she...
[a bunch of food drops in Prue's lap]
Phoebe Halliwell: Oh, no.
Piper Halliwell: You should've thrown the...
Prue Halliwell: You know what, Piper, don't say it. I'm going to have to go home and change.
Phoebe Halliwell: Be careful. I love you.
Prue Halliwell: Yeah.

Inspector Andy Trudeau: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Prue Halliwell: First of all, no one should ever be in those shoes

Phoebe Halliwell: I love you.
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, me too.
Piper Halliwell: I wonder if she knows she does that.
[What she meant it's that Prue never says I love you]

Phoebe Halliwell: No, you just said 'me too' and you never say it to Piper either. Have you ever said 'I love you' to anybody?
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, I said it to mom and it was the last thing I said to her before she died.

Patty Halliwell: Prue, Prue. You must face your fears, Prue. You must trust in the greatest of all powers. Love.
Prue Halliwell: Mom?
Patty Halliwell: Save yourself. Save your sister.
[Patty grabs Prue's hand and saves her]
Patty Halliwell: Don't be afraid.
Prue Halliwell: It's over.
Demon of Fear: Your fear.
Prue Halliwell: I'm not afraid anymore.

Phoebe Halliwell: Oh my God, I was so scared.
Prue Halliwell: I know. I'm just glad you're safe.
Phoebe Halliwell: I don't know what would happen if I ever lost you. I love you.
Prue Halliwell: I love you.

Phoebe Halliwell: Well, he pushed her into a pool and then...
Prue Halliwell: And mom helped me out.
Piper Halliwell: Mom?
Prue Halliwell: Okay, I know it sounds crazy but I saw her. It was just like my dream. She was this incredible vision, so peaceful and she took my hand and brought me to the surface.
Piper Halliwell: That doesn't sound crazy. I wish I could've seen her.

Prue Halliwell: I love you.
Phoebe Halliwell: I think that's the first time you've said that to me.
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, I know, I wish I had of said it a long time ago. Ever since mum died I've been afraid to say it. I didn't want to lose anybody else.

Prue Halliwell: [while Prue is holding the Book Of Shadows words magically appear on a page saying: 'Thanks for letting them into your heart.'] I miss you, mom.

Prue Halliwell: Friday the 13th. Friday the 13th. The Demon of Fear appears once every thirteen hundred years on Friday the 13th. He feeds on the fears of witches for his survival. Mum's handwriting.

Barbas: [Sees Prue come to the surface of the pool] What? How'd you...?
Prue: I'm not scared anymore.
[Uses her power of telekinesis on him throwing him back a good few feet]
Barbas: [Stands up and the clock strikes midnight] NOOOOOO!
[Disappears into wherever he came from]
Phoebe: [Bindings magically disappear and she stands up looking at her eldest sister] I was so scared. I thought I lost you forever.
Prue: You're not gonna lose me. It's over. Something happened when I was at the bottom and Mom appeared. She took my hand and brought me to the surface.
Phoebe: Whatever happened, it saved your life and mine. What do you think happened to him?
Prue: I think he went back to wherever he came from in the first place. At least we won't have to deal with him ever again. He's back in the bottle for 200 years.
Phoebe: [Hugs her] I'm just glad you're alright.
Prue: [Hugs her baby sister back] I love you.
Phoebe: [Pulls away to look at her surprised] That's the first time you ever said that to me.
Prue: I know. And I wish I would've said it sooner. I was just afraid that after Mom died, that if I got close to you and Piper, I'd lose you too.


"Charmed: Something Wicca This Way Comes (#1.1)" (1998)
Piper Halliwell: What are we going to do?
Phoebe Halliwell: What can't we do?
Prue Halliwell: We are going to be careful, we're going to be wise, and we're going to stick together.
Piper Halliwell: This should be interesting.

Prue Halliwell: You two will not be laughing when this happens to you. Believe me, everything'll be different now.
Phoebe Halliwell: Well, at least our lives won't be boring.
Prue Halliwell: But they'll never be the same.
Phoebe Halliwell: And this is a bad thing?

Prue Halliwell: I'm calling the cops.
Piper Halliwell: And tell them what? That we're witches? That some creep with powers beyond comprehension is trying to kill us?

[after the lights went out]
Prue Halliwell: Don't worry. We'll be safe here.
Piper Halliwell: Don't say that. In horror movies, the people that say that are always the next to die.

Phoebe Halliwell: I never touched Roger.
Prue Halliwell: Whoa!
Phoebe Halliwell: I know you think otherwise, because that's what that Armani- wearing, Chardonnay-slugging trust-funder told you. But...
Piper Halliwell: Hey! I have a great idea. Why don't I make a fabulous reunion dinner?
Prue Halliwell: I'm not hungry!
Phoebe Halliwell: I ate on the bus.
Piper Halliwell: O.K. We'll try the group hug later!

Piper Halliwell: This? Do what this?
Phoebe Halliwell: Receive our powers.
Piper Halliwell: What powers? Wait. Our powers? You included me in this?
Prue Halliwell: No, she included all of us. Bring your powers to we sisters three. It's a book of witchcraft.

Roger: I could hardly say no to the entire Board of Directors, could I? But I know you'll be happy for me. After all, what's good for me is definitely good for you. Right, Miss Halliwell?
Prue Halliwell: Miss Halliwell? Since when did we stop being on a first name basis? When we stopped sleeping together or when I returned your engagement ring, Roger?
Roger: I didn't realize the two were mutually exclusive; although I certainly enjoyed one more than the other.

Phoebe Halliwell: I'm not afraid of our powers. I mean, everyone inherits something from their family, right?
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, money, antiques, a strong disposition. That's what normal people inherit.

Prue Halliwell: Look, I have just found out that I am a witch, that my sisters are witches, and that we have powers that will apparently unleash all forms of evil. Evil that is apparently going to come looking for us. So if you excuse me, Phoebe, but I'm not exactly in a homeopathic mood right now.

Prue Halliwell: Phoebe, I do not have special powers. Now where is the cream?
[cream moves down counter]
Phoebe Halliwell: Really? That looks pretty special to me.
Prue Halliwell: Oh, my God! So I can move things with my mind?
Phoebe Halliwell: With how much you hold inside you should be a lethal weapon by now.
Prue Halliwell: I don't believe it!
Phoebe Halliwell: This must mean that Piper can freeze time.
[Prue downs Phoebe's drink]
Phoebe Halliwell: Are you ok?
Prue Halliwell: No, I'm not O.K! You've turned me into a witch!
Phoebe Halliwell: You were born one. We all were. And I think we better start learning to deal with that.

Piper Halliwell: That was Andy. I told you I heard a man's voice. What did he want?
Prue Halliwell: He asked me out.
Piper Halliwell: And you said?
Prue Halliwell: Well, I started to say yes, but then I stopped. I wondered if I could date. I mean, do witches date?
Piper Halliwell: Not only do they date, but they usually get the best guys.
Prue Halliwell: You two won't be laughing when this happens to you. Believe me, everything'll be different now.
Phoebe Halliwell: Well, at least our lives won't be boring!
Prue Halliwell: But they'll never be the same.
Phoebe Halliwell: And this is a bad thing?
Prue Halliwell: No, but it could be a big problem.
Piper Halliwell: Prue's right. What are we going to do?
Phoebe Halliwell: What can't we do?
Prue Halliwell: We are going to be careful. We're going to be wise. And we're going to stick together.
Piper Halliwell: This should be interesting.
[the sisters walk into the Manor and Prue magically closes the door]

Piper Halliwell: You know how we've been talking about what to do with that spare room? I think you're right. We do need a roommate.
Prue Halliwell: Well, we could rent out the room at a reduced rate in exchange for help around the house.
Piper Halliwell: Phoebe's good with a wrench.
Prue Halliwell: Phoebe lives in New York.
Piper Halliwell: Not anymore.
Prue Halliwell: What?
Piper Halliwell: She left New York. She's moving back in with us.
Prue Halliwell: You've got to be kidding.
Piper Halliwell: Well, I could hardly say no. It's her house, too. It was willed to all of us.
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, months ago and we haven't seen or spoken to her since.
Piper Halliwell: Well, you haven't spoken to her.
Prue Halliwell: No, I haven't. Look, maybe you've forgotten why I'm so mad at her.
Piper Halliwell: No, of course not, but she had nowhere else to go. She lost her job, she's in debt.
Prue Halliwell: And this is news? How long have you known about this anyway?
Piper Halliwell: A couple of days. Maybe a week... or two.
Prue Halliwell: Thanks for sharing. When does she arrive?
Phoebe Halliwell: Surprise! I found the hide-a-key.


"Charmed: That '70s Episode (#1.17)" (1999)
Prue Halliwell: What are we going to do when we see a bad guy?
Young Prue: She's gonna cry.
[referring to little Piper]
Young Piper: Am not! I'm going to freeze him.
Young Prue: And then I'm going to move him.
Prue Halliwell: And we'll take care of him. Then what are we all going to do?
Young Piper: [along with young Prue] Run like the wind!

Prue Halliwell: Hey.
Young Prue: Hi.
[points to freckle]
Prue Halliwell: You got one too. Come here.
[hugs]

Piper Halliwell: I don't remember her working here.
Prue Halliwell: Well, yeah, I mean, with dad gone, she had to pay the bills somehow. I remember she used to come home late at night, and she would kiss me, and she always smelled like burgers.
Piper Halliwell: You're lucky. You have a lot more memories than I do.
Prue Halliwell: Well, at least you have some. I mean, poor Phoebe, she doesn't have any.

Patty Halliwell: Ready to order?
[waits]
Patty Halliwell: Take your time. I'll come back.
Piper Halliwell: No! Wait! We're ready. Aren't we, Pru ...
Prue Halliwell: Uh, prunes. Um, prunes. She wants to know if you have any prunes.
Patty Halliwell: Prunes? Sure. Yeah, I think so. I just started here. I'll go check.

Piper Halliwell: This is gonna sound really weird, but we're actually your...
Prue Halliwell: Cousins. From out of town.
Piper Halliwell: Right. Cousins. And we, uh, we need to tell you something really important about the baby that you're carrying, sort of.
Patty Halliwell: Not that this is any of your business, but I can't get pregnant anymore. Medically impossible. Excuse me.

Piper Halliwell: Yeah, how do we not have powers? I mean, Little Prue and Little Piper, they have powers.
Prue Halliwell: I don't know. Maybe only one set of us can have powers at the same time, in the same time?
Piper Halliwell: Thank you, Mr. Spock.

Young Prue: You came back.
Prue Halliwell: Yes, we did. And we're gonna keep it a secret, right?
Young Prue: Okay.
Prue Halliwell: Okay.
Young Prue: You're pretty.
Prue Halliwell: Oh. So are you.
Piper Halliwell: Oh, give me a break.
Young Piper: Grams said you're bad people.
Piper Halliwell: No, no, no. We're good people. We're, uh, just like you.
Piper Halliwell: Yeah. We're family.

Piper Halliwell: Prue, we're not just stuck in jail, we're stuck in the past.
Prue Halliwell: Yes, I know, Piper. I've been following.
Phoebe Halliwell: Bright side?
Piper Halliwell: Oh, I dare you.
Phoebe Halliwell: Well, maybe we could get to know mom better. Or in my case, finally. I mean, if we really are stuck here, we might as well take advantage of it, right? And maybe we could even keep her from dying young this time

Penny "Grams" Halliwell: Where was I born?
Patty Halliwell: Mom!
Penny "Grams" Halliwell: I'm still not convinced that they're not warlocks.
Prue Halliwell: Boston. In a hotel room. Breech.
Penny "Grams" Halliwell: What was my husband's name?
Prue Halliwell: Which husband?
Penny "Grams" Halliwell: Who's Melinda Warren?
Phoebe Halliwell: The beginning of our family line. She gave us our powers, our destiny.
Penny "Grams" Halliwell: What's the secret ingredient in my blueberry cobbler?
Piper Halliwell: Honey. And a splash of rum.
Penny "Grams" Halliwell: What's IBM selling at in your time?
Patty Halliwell: Mom!

Prue Halliwell: Oops.
Penny "Grams" Halliwell: What happened?
Patty Halliwell: Where did you go?
Piper Halliwell: We didn't go anywhere. We were just standing here, and the next thing we knew ...
Phoebe Halliwell: We were just standing here.

Young Prue: [young Prue and young Piper are fighting over a doll] That's my doll!
Young Piper: You gave it to me!
Young Prue: No, I didn't, you stole it!
Prue Halliwell: [whispering to Piper] That's true, you did steal it!
Piper Halliwell: [whispering to Prue] I did not!
Prue Halliwell: [whispering to Piper] Yes, you did!

Piper Halliwell: I can't believe we got arrested for kidnapping ourselves.
Prue Halliwell: It should make for a pretty interesting defense.
Piper Halliwell: You think this is funny?


"Charmed: Is There a Woogy in the House? (#1.15)" (1999)
Prue Halliwell: Our powers are supposed to progress, not grow at random.

Phoebe Halliwell: Earthquakes give me the jeebies.
Prue Halliwell: Would that be the Phoebe Jeebies?
Prue Halliwell: Oh, you know. It's the comedy stylings of Prue Halliwell.
Piper Halliwell: The only Halliwell that actually likes earthquakes.
Prue Halliwell: I don't like them, but I don't go running through the house naked screaming 'run for your life' either.
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay. That is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.

Professor Beth Whittlesey: I can't tell you how excited I am to be spending an evening in a house with such history.
Prue Halliwell: I understand you know a lot about the Halliwell history?
Professor Beth Whittlesey: Well, I'm better versed on the house's structure than its inhabitants.
Claire Pryce: The Professor's tenured at Berkeley.
Professor Beth Whittlesey: Architectural history. As a matter of fact I use your house as an example in one of my lectures.
Prue Halliwell: Really? Well do you mention the leaky roof and the limited hot water?
Professor Beth Whittlesey: Well the original house that stood on that spot was a masterpiece. But it had to be rebuilt after the earthquake of 1906 when it was completely destroyed.
Prue Halliwell: That's right around the time my Great-Grandparents moved in.
Professor Beth Whittlesey: Metaphysicists believe the land to be what they call a spiritual nexus.

Piper Halliwell: I don't know what it is but it's like the house is possessed.
Prue Halliwell: No, no, no. It is Phoebe and her new powers.

Piper Halliwell: Our house was built in the centre of a pentagram.
Prue Halliwell: Looks like it's not just on a spiritual nexus, but a wiccan one as well. Which means it's a battleground for good and evil.

Prue Halliwell: Oh my. She's frozen.
Piper Halliwell: Good.
Prue Halliwell: No, no, no. Remember our powers don't work on good witches.
Piper Halliwell: Oh, that means she's... ,
Prue Halliwell: We've lost her. Let's go get her back. Run.

Piper Halliwell: The gas man said that's where Phoebe was. And we know she's been down there.
Prue Halliwell: No, Piper, it was just a story.
Piper Halliwell: Are you so sure? We've seen monsters and demons from the past and future. How can you be so sure that Phoebe's childhood monster isn't real?
Prue Halliwell: The Woogyman in the basement?
Piper Halliwell: We've lost her. Let's go get her back. Run.
Prue Halliwell: Phoebe swore she saw something down there. And that's when Grams started telling us the story...
Piper Halliwell: Of how to destroy it.

Phoebe Halliwell: Any fantasies about how you want to die?
Prue Halliwell: Phoebe, listen to me. This isn't you!
Phoebe Halliwell: Give the girl a prize.

Phoebe Halliwell: I'm beginning to wonder if I have a good one. Well I am. I mean up until now I didn't even think I had a dark side. I mean, not any more so than anyone else.
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, well. The important thing is the good side won out.
Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah, but I must have been more susceptible than either one of you, otherwise he wouldn't of chosen me, right? Right?
Piper Halliwell: You were the only one that was born in the house, that makes you more connected to it. That spiritual nexus thing.
Phoebe Halliwell: That's exactly my point. I could go either way. Good or evil. Kinda freaky. I do have to tell you I am gonna miss that new power though. It was so fun.
Piper Halliwell: If Grams put away the shadow and it came back.
Prue Halliwell: Means it can come back again. Okay, it's time. Every witch before us has added to the Book of Shadows. We need to warn who comes next. It's our turn.
Phoebe Halliwell: Who should do it?
[Prue hands Phoebe a pen and she begins to write]

Phoebe: [conjures a machete in her hand] Any fantasies about how you'd want to die?
Prue: Phoebe, listen to me. This isn't you.
Phoebe: Give the girl a prize!

Piper: There has to be a way out of here!
Prue: We've tried everything, Piper. Besides, the only way to help Phoebe is from inside.
Piper: Help her kill us, maybe.
Prue: Yeah, well we have to keep trying.
Phoebe: [shouting from afar] Prue! Piper! Help me!
Prue: Do you think...
Phoebe: [shouting from afar] Please! You've got to help me! Down in the basement!
Piper: Trap!
Prue: Yeah, well, what else can we do?
Piper: We could not go to the basement. I'd vote for that.
Prue: Grams must've thought that this evil might come back, and that's why she told us this story.
Piper: Well, how do we remember the words? I never even believed in the Woogyman.
Prue: No, but Phoebe did. She knows the story by heart.
Piper: Something tells me she's not in the mood to share.


"Charmed: The Truth Is Out There... and It Hurts (#1.8)" (1998)
Prue Halliwell: Hannah, why are you always such a bitch to me?
Hannah Webster: Because it's my mission in life to destroy you.

Piper Halliwell: Ask it what a day off feels like. That was my boss, Martin. I have to get back to the restaurant.
Prue Halliwell: You're kidding!
Piper Halliwell: There's a convention in town and business is just crazy.
Phoebe Halliwell: But you worked a double shift yesterday and the day before that. He's working you to death, Piper.
Prue Halliwell: I thought you were gonna talk to Martin about this weeks ago.
Piper Halliwell: I never got around to it.
Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah, well, tell him to stuff it. Tell him you're taking the night off and that's that.
Piper Halliwell: I know. You're right. I will. Hello, Martin? No, I know what you want, but... Okay. No, it's not a problem. I'll be right there.
Prue Halliwell: Wow. You told him.
Phoebe Halliwell: Beware the wrath of Piper.

Phoebe Halliwell: So what are waiting for? Tell him the truth. It's the only thing standing between you guys.
Prue Halliwell: Tell him that I'm a witch? I can't do that. What if he can't handle it? It's not like I can put the genie back in the bottle.
Phoebe Halliwell: He's not gonna turn you in to the warlock police. At least you'd know how he feels once and for all. Otherwise, you'll never know if it could've worked out or not. If I were you, I would figure out a way to tell him.

Piper Halliwell: You cast a Truth Spell?
Prue Halliwell: Yes. Look, please, no more questions.
Piper Halliwell: Why?
Prue Halliwell: I wanted to know what Andy would think of me if he found out I was a witch.
Piper Halliwell: Oh.
Phoebe Halliwell: I can't believe it.
Prue Halliwell: Oh, look who's talking, little Miss Spell-of-the-Week.
Phoebe Halliwell: No, no. I mean, I can't believe you actually took my advice. The biggest pooper at the wicca party has finally used her power for personal gain. It's about time.
Piper Halliwell: Personal? It's affecting us. Prue, what have you done?
Prue Halliwell: The spell was only supposed to work on me. It said those in this house. I thought I was alone.
Piper Halliwell: Well, obviously, you weren't.
Piper Halliwell: Wait! We have to undo it right now, fast.
Prue Halliwell: Can't. Twenty-four-hour time limit, which means until eight o'clock tonight, everybody who comes into contact with us will have no choice but to speak the truth.
Piper Halliwell: What do you mean no choice?
Prue Halliwell: Exactly that. Ask me a question.
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm game. Prue, what do you think of me?
Prue Halliwell: While I admire your confidence and your fearlessness, your utter lack of responsibility frustrates me to no end. Oh God, that is so enough.
Piper Halliwell: Oh, my God. This could be very dangerous.

Phoebe Halliwell: I'm kinda digging it. Piper, what do you really think of your boss?
Piper Halliwell: I think he's a self-serving jerk who must have a very small penis. Oh, my God! I'm gonna be so fired!
Piper Halliwell: Oh, my god! I'm gonna be so fired!
Prue Halliwell: No, no, no. It's ok because once the spell ends, no one will remember what they've heard. You guys, I just wanted to see how Andy would react.
Phoebe Halliwell: What a way to come out of the broom closet!

Hannah Webster: Oh, look... last turkey-no-mayo. My favorite.
Tanya Parker: Actually, I was saving that for Prue.
Hannah Webster: Yeah, you were.
Prue Halliwell: Don't you hate turkey?
Hannah Webster: Of course I do. I just don't want you to have it.
Prue Halliwell: Is there any particular reason why you're such a bitch to me?
Hannah Webster: Yes. Because it's my mission in life to destroy you.
Rex Buckland: Well, uh, nothing like a bit of inter-office rivalry to get those competitive juices flowing. Um, Hannah, a word.

Prue Halliwell: What do you want with her?
Gavin: She's hiding the woman I was sent back to kill.
Prue Halliwell: Sent back from where?
Gavin: The future. What are you doing...
Prue Halliwell: Why kill Tanya?
Gavin: I don't want Tanya. I want... what's inside her. No!
Prue Halliwell: And the others, why kill them?
Gavin: They were all... pieces of the puzzle... pieces of the vaccine. Stop this!

Gavin: You can't hide from me forever.
Prue Halliwell: What's the vaccine for? What does it protect against?
Gavin: Against me, of course and all other warlocks like me in the future. The Parker child will be the one to bring together all the elements to create the vaccine which will destroy us.

Prue Halliwell: Andy, no. Look, if I come inside, we'll have drinks, there'll be small talk, and precious minutes will pass. I need to know now. Can you or can you not accept that I'm a witch?
Inspector Andy Trudeau: If I have to answer right now I don't think so, Prue. I mean, there's nothing wrong with it, I guess. It's just not a future I envision having.

Inspector Andy Trudeau: Can you change? I mean, is it something you can get rid of?
Prue Halliwell: No, Andy, I can't change who I am, and that's something I've recently come to accept. The question is, can you?
Inspector Andy Trudeau: To tell you the truth, I don't know, Prue. I honestly don't know.


"Charmed: Wicca Envy (#1.10)" (1999)
Phoebe Halliwell: Oh, look: front clasp bra. She means business.
Prue Halliwell: Serious business.
Piper Halliwell: Do you mind?
Phoebe Halliwell: No, are you kidding? I think it's great - as long as he's not still on the clock.
Piper Halliwell: That's what I mean. You guys have to get out of here before he unfreezes. I never know how long this things lasts. How much did you guys spend?
Phoebe Halliwell: Lots. Prue's new look is perfect for an SHW.
Prue Halliwell: SHW?
Phoebe Halliwell: Single Hot Witch.
Piper Halliwell: Prue, are you sure this isn't depression buying, you know, post-breakup?
Phoebe Halliwell: [take out a red bra] Does this look like something a depressed woman would wear?
Prue Halliwell: Hmm, maybe you should borrow it.
Piper Halliwell: Okay, time's up. You two gotta go. Go, go in there and be quiet.
Phoebe Halliwell: We will if you will.

Phoebe Halliwell: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You, Leo, last night, dish!
Piper Halliwell: Umm, well, it was nice. It was... well, it was wonderful. We just had a few problems.
Phoebe Halliwell: Problems?
Prue Halliwell: What problems?
Piper Halliwell: Well, it's been a while since, you know, I-I was a little nervous and I kinda kept freezing him
Prue Halliwell: Piper, you didn't?
Phoebe Halliwell: I didn't mean to... the first time.

Darryl Morris: The problem is there were no signs of forced entry into the auction house or the vault.
Prue Halliwell: So, do you think the one of the employees might have stolen it?
Darryl Morris: A strong possibility.
Prue Halliwell: Someone like me?
Inspector Andy Trudeau: No, don't be ridiculous.

Piper Halliwell: [Andy opens drawer with tiara in it] Whoa!
Piper Halliwell: Why did you do that?
Piper Halliwell: [Piper picks up tiara] That's why.
Prue Halliwell: Uh, no no no. Wait. That is not possible. How did it get there?
Piper Halliwell: I don't know but you better come up with an answer quick before they unfreeze.
Prue Halliwell: Someone must have planted it there.

Prue Halliwell: Somebody must have manipulated me into taking it.
Phoebe Halliwell: The same away someone manipulated me into being a witness against my own sister.
Darryl Morris: Any idea what they're talking about?
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Not a clue.
Prue Halliwell: You were with Rex tonight, weren't you?
Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah, Prue, but I don't think this is the time or place to get into that.
Prue Halliwell: No, I just meant that don't you find it a little coincidental that right when you guys start dating, all this is going on?
Phoebe Halliwell: No, I do not. And, besides, I thought you thought that Hannah was behind all this.
Prue Halliwell: I do.
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Excuse me. Ladies, do you mind if we ask a few questions?

Prue Halliwell: Don't you think that I know that? I mean, how do you think I feel, Phoebe? I'm the one who got us into this situation.
Piper Halliwell: Prue, it's not your fault.
Phoebe Halliwell: It's not.
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, but I'm the one that the Rex tricked. I'm the reason why we're having this conversation.
Phoebe Halliwell: There has gotta to be a way out of this.
Piper Halliwell: Like what? Become fugitives? Something tells me that's not the best way to go about protecting the innocent.
Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah, well, we can't protect the innocent without our powers. And, even worse, if we give them up, we'd be giving them up to evil.
Prue Halliwell: No, we can't let that happen.
Piper Halliwell: Well, we can't let you die in jail, either. Besides, with you behind bars, we'll be divided. Rex wins either way.
Phoebe Halliwell: I don't wanna have to do this.
Piper Halliwell: Neither do I, but we don't have a choice. All we can do is take the leap of faith and hope that somehow it all works out.

Piper Halliwell: How do we know this isn't just a trap?
Rex Buckland: You don't actually. Nevertheless here you are. Powerless, I presume.
Prue Halliwell: Where's Hannah?
Rex Buckland: Lurking. That's what she does best. The lantern, if you please. It all feels a little anticlimactic, don't you think? Too easy, almost. It feels as if we need a more satisfying ending.
Phoebe Halliwell: [Hannah attacks as a panther] Oh, oh.
[Leo heals the Book of Shadows]
Rex Buckland: No. Hannah, now. Quickly.
[Piper freezes her]

Prue Halliwell: Andy? What is it? What's going on?
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Just thought you'd like to know you're off the hook.
Darryl Morris: Turns out you were right. Rex and Hannah were setting you up, or whoever they were.
Prue Halliwell: I don't understand.
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Well, we think they killed two people, assumed their identities, and took over the auction house. Then they bilked it dry and tried to cap it off with stealing the tiara.
Darryl Morris: Which we found hidden in his office.
Prue Halliwell: Wow, did you catch them?
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Not yet. I don't suppose you have any idea what this was doing in his office, do you?

Phoebe Halliwell: What are you doing?
Prue Halliwell: Just getting rid the Relinquishment spell. However we got our powers back, I certainly I don't want to risk losing them again.
Piper Halliwell: I second that.
Piper Halliwell: Third.
Prue Halliwell: So, witches forever?
Phoebe Halliwell: And damn proud of it.
[Burns up spell]

Rex Buckland: Quite photogenic. Now I should think the police will find this very interesting, to say the least.
Prue Halliwell: Rex?
Phoebe Halliwell: Wait. How did you know that we...
Rex Buckland: What, that you'd be here? Well, let's just say that I've been watching your every move. Yeah, without you knowing it, of course.
Prue Halliwell: You bastard.
Rex Buckland: Don't get too angry, Prue. You really wouldn't want to injure me with your power. I'm the only chance you have. While you were conducting your little prison break, Hannah was retrieving the tiara from your home. You should have gotten rid of it while you had the chance. Personally, I actually thought that was an excellent idea.
Phoebe Halliwell: Astral projection.
Prue Halliwell: What do you want?
Rex Buckland: Your powers, of course. That's why I hired you in the first place, you know, to see if you really were The Charmed Ones. Then I waited to test your strength, see how best to make my move, and here we are.
Phoebe Halliwell: But why all the drama? Why didn't you just kill us and take our powers?
Piper Halliwell: Don't give him any ideas.
Rex Buckland: No, no, no. I have seen exactly what you can do when you've been confronted directly. That is why I opted for blackmail. See, there is a special spell in the book of shadows that strips you of your powers forever, and this device will capture those powers. Then you'll bring them to me.
Prue Halliwell: Go to hell.
Rex Buckland: Yeah, I'd love to, darling. I miss it terribly. And this will help me return with honors. In return, I'll give you the photo and tell the police I simply misplaced the tiara. No theft, no motive for murder, no prison. You really don't have much time, just until the prison guards realize you've escaped.


"Charmed: Love Hurts (#1.21)" (1999)
Prue Halliwell: Okay, so that spell switched all of our powers.
Piper Halliwell: Am I going to get yelled at?
Phoebe Halliwell: It's a supernatural Freaky Friday.

Prue Halliwell: A couple of dates not picking up the check, that's a slump. This is more like a sucking void.

[Prue and Piper just find out Leo is a Whitelighter]
Prue Halliwell: What is he again?
Phoebe Halliwell: He's a Whitelighter. You know, kinda like how Peter Pan has Tinkerbell? They're sort of like that only minus the tutu and wings.

Phoebe Halliwell: [after Prue vanquishes Alec] You okay?
Prue Halliwell: I can't believe how much hate that took. I *never* want to feel like that again.

Prue Halliwell: Maybe we should just let her be. I mean, we're not the ones who fell in love with a warlock, a ghost, a geographically undesirable handyman, and a very dorky grad student.

Prue Halliwell: Hey, what's going on?
Phoebe Halliwell: You know, the usual. Made some coffee, read the newspaper, walked in on Piper switching powers with Leo. You know.

Prue Halliwell: Oh, God! I think I just had one of Phoebe's premonition thingies.

Prue Halliwell: When I first got my power, it was anger that triggered it, so I need to push our buttons.
Phoebe Halliwell: Ok, it's not so easy to break me.
Prue Halliwell: What was it in high school that the guys started calling you after they caught you making out with someone under the bleachers?
Phoebe Halliwell: It's not gonna work.
Prue Halliwell: What was that? Oh, yeah. Freebie.
[Phoebe moves magazine rack]

Prue Halliwell: Okay, now would be a very good time to get angry.
Alec: I've never used this on a witch before.
Prue Halliwell: Ooh, Grams car, fender dented. You got blamed for it. I did it.
Phoebe Halliwell: Ohh!
[sends Alec flying]
Phoebe Halliwell: I got grounded for that, Prue!

Prue Halliwell: Remember when I said that you had no vision?
Phoebe Halliwell: Which time?
Prue Halliwell: Oh, you will never hear it again. Takes a lot of strength to see what you see.


"Charmed: Out of Sight (#1.19)" (1999)
Prue Halliwell: [about Piper] Look Andy, will you please just get her out of here?
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Prue, I'm not leaving the two of you alone.
Prue Halliwell: Do I have to use my power on you?
Inspector Andy Trudeau: I'll meet you up on the street.

Phoebe Halliwell: Josh. He wants to have 'the talk' with Piper.
Prue Halliwell: What talk?
Phoebe Halliwell: Three dates, no sex. There could only be one talk he's talking about. The talk. Safe sex, prior partners, standard dating protocol.
Piper Halliwell: And sex equals relationship.
Prue Halliwell: And you're not sure that you want to be a couple.
Piper Halliwell: Well, it's not that I don't like him.

Phoebe Halliwell: It was the first time you channeled your power through your hands. Give yourself a break. Your power's growing.
Prue Halliwell: Yeah. I just hope no one saw me.
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, look on the bright side. You won't have to squint your eyes anymore. You were starting to get those little lines.

Prue Halliwell: Magic? Why would you come to me?
Eric Lohman: I don't know. Maybe because I saw you levitate two people in the park with just a wave of your hand. I take that as a "no comment." So what are you, anyway, some kind of a David Copperfield? Lance Burton? A freak of nature?

Prue Halliwell: He's a reporter, trying to make a name for himself. You can't believe anything he says.
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Normally, I don't. This time, I do. We've been down this road too many times, Prue. I know you're hiding something. I have my suspicions about what it is, but I've had to accept the fact that you can't tell me or you don't want to tell me. Either way, it's not just me anymore. Lohman's onto you, or at least he thinks he is. And he's not gonna let go. Prue, if you don't level with me, I can't help you control this.
Prue Halliwell: Andy, I'm just never sure if it's better for you to know or not to know.

Prue Halliwell: [mixing and stirring up a potion] I feel like I should be cackling.

Prue Halliwell: All right, you win.
Eric Lohman: I win? What's my prize?
Prue Halliwell: I'm a witch with magical powers.
Eric Lohman: A witch? A witch? Ha ha ha. This is great. Great. Terrific. Let's go.

Prue Halliwell: Uh, look, Andy, I need you to get Piper up on the street, okay?
Piper Halliwell: No, Prue, I want to stay. I need to help.
Prue Halliwell: No, you are far too weak to use your powers.
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Her, too?
Prue Halliwell: Look, Andy, will you please just get her out of here?
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Prue, I'm not leaving the two of you alone.
Prue Halliwell: Do I have to use my power on you?
Inspector Andy Trudeau: I'll meet you up on the street.

Prue Halliwell: So now you know.
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Although it's... uh... still sinking in.
Prue Halliwell: Where do we go from here?
Inspector Andy Trudeau: That's a good question.


"Charmed: Morality Bites (#2.2)" (1999)
Piper Halliwell: And you're blonde.
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, strange.

Prue Halliwell: If I died tonight, my gravestone would read 'Here lies Prue, she worked hard'.

Prue Halliwell: Okay, apparently my power isn't the only one that's grown. You just froze...
Piper Halliwell: Everything. What a difference a decade makes.

Prue Halliwell: Leo, you were supposed to bring her back here.
Leo Wyatt: No, I said I'd go to her. And I did. To explain to her why she has to pay for her crime.
Piper Halliwell: You're our guide, you're supposed to protect us and you're just gonna let her die.
Prue Halliwell: You're signing her death warrant.
Leo Wyatt: I'm to protect the greater good. If Phoebe lives, if you use your magic to save her, then the persecutions will continue. And our daughter will grow into a world where her powers punishable by death. Do you want that?
Piper Halliwell: Of course not.
Leo Wyatt: Well, then it has to end with Phoebe. She has to die.
Prue Halliwell: Like hell

Leo Wyatt: You don't have to bind her powers, Piper. We agreed that I'd take care of her and I will, I promise.
Prue Halliwell: I know you will. So we were together. Does that mean you clipped your wings for me?
Leo Wyatt: No. You wouldn't let me. We tried to make it work with her powers, and it didn't, and all this happened.
Piper Halliwell: Were we happy? Just for a little while were we happy?
Leo Wyatt: Very.

Prue Halliwell: I have no one to say goodbye to. My life, they didn't even know who you were at the office, my own sister. If we die tonight, my tombstone will read: Here lies Prue, she worked hard.

Phoebe Halliwell: Wrong things done for the right reasons still the wrong thing. Our job is to protect the innocent, not punish the guilty. And I crossed that line, I know that. And now you guys have to know that too.
Prue Halliwell: We are not leaving here without you.
Phoebe Halliwell: Prue, we were sent here for a reason. Maybe not to stop this like we thought. But maybe to understand why this has to happen. Why you have to let this happen. I don't want to die. But I don't want you to die because of me.

Prue Halliwell: Look, this is Pratt's personal crusade. This isn't about us, this is about him. Where ever we go, he will follow us. He will hunt us. He will hunt our families. If anybody should be punished, it should be him.
Phoebe Halliwell: Prue, what are you doing?
Prue Halliwell: Saving the future good witches and our future.


"Charmed: Thank You for Not Morphing (#1.3)" (1998)
Prue Halliwell: Um, hi. You must be Mr. Wyatt.
Phoebe Halliwell: The handyman?
Leo Wyatt: Call me Leo.
Phoebe Halliwell: Gladly.

Victor Halliwell: Always in a hurry, Prue. You skipped crawling and went straight to walking.
Prue Halliwell: Oh, we're sharing memories. Well, I've got one of my own - your back walking out the door.

Piper Halliwell: Okay, we have to call the cops and report it as a break-in.
Prue Halliwell: And tell them what? That someone broke into our house to try and steal our broomsticks?

Piper Halliwell: I wonder why he went to you first. I mean, why not Phoebe or me?
Prue Halliwell: Piper, it's not like I won the lotto.

Prue Halliwell: Where did you get this ring? What did you say your name was?
Victor Halliwell: I think you know what my name is... Prudence.
Prue Halliwell: Get out!
[Throws the ring]
Prue Halliwell: And stay away from us!
Victor Halliwell: I'm staying at the Ballmark. What do you say you and your sisters join me for dinner? Let's say tomorrow night. We can talk.
Prue Halliwell: After how you abandoned us? How dare you.
Victor Halliwell: Fiery temper. I like that. It reminds me of someone I know.
Prue Halliwell: I am nothing like you. I would never leave my responsibilities, my family.
Victor Halliwell: I can see we have some issues to work through.
Prue Halliwell: Oh, we've got the whole subscription. Now get out before I have you thrown out.
Victor Halliwell: Is that anyway to talk to your father?

Prue Halliwell: I know plenty. First someone rips off the attic door, then the Book Of Shadows is found downstairs. Isn't that enough?

Prue Halliwell: No, Andy, I'm fine really. Dad's gonna be here any minute, so can I take a rain check on dinner? Okay, thanks for the good advice.
Prue Halliwell: So he's dad now?
Prue Halliwell: Yes, Phoebe, and by the way my dress looks good on you.
Phoebe Halliwell: I don't have any nice clothes, Prue.
Prue Halliwell: Dad said it was casual.
Phoebe Halliwell: I don't care. I wanna look nice for him. Who knows how long it'll be before we see him again.
Piper Halliwell: You don't think he's gonna stay around?
Phoebe Halliwell: Well, let's just say I no longer have a romanticised image of him. And I'm glad about that actually. At least dad is real now.

Prue Halliwell: Cop, witch - it's not a love connection.
Phoebe Halliwell: Boy, girl. Lighten up.


"Charmed: The Wedding from Hell (#1.6)" (1998)
Prue Halliwell: My sisters and I, we have special gifts.
Allison Michaels: Gifts? What kind of gifts?
Prue Halliwell: Ones you can't return. Let's just say we come from an interesting family tree.

Rex Buckland: Prue, your, um, sister's here to see you. She's waiting in your office.
Prue Halliwell: Which sister?
Rex Buckland: The one who upon seeing your office, said "Damn, I should go back to college."
Prue Halliwell: Phoebe.

Prue: We did that
Phoebe: And they'll live happily ever after
Piper: I wonder if we will
Prue: Of course we will, why shouldn't we?
Piper: That's easy for you to say. You'll never greet your husband at the door with "Honey, I think I froze the kids!"
Prue: No I've just accidently moved them to another zip code
Phoebe: But I will "see" them, find them, and bring them back safely. If I can ever learn to control my powers
Piper: If any of us can

Allison Michaels: This isn't a fairy tale. Real life doesn't work that away.
Prue Halliwell: But what if you can get him back? Do you really wanna spend the rest of your life just wondering? In your heart of hearts, you must still love him.
Allison Michaels: I do. God, I really do.
Prue Halliwell: Then let me help you.
Allison Michaels: But you don't even know me. Why would you want to help me?
Prue Halliwell: Have you ever seen that television show where there's the woman who's an angel and she helps strangers every week?
Allison Michaels: I love that show.
Prue Halliwell: Don't get too excited, I'm nothing like that. But, uh, my sisters and I, we have special gifts.
Allison Michaels: Gifts? What kind of gifts?
Prue Halliwell: Ones you can't return.

Prue Halliwell: She's a demon. She comes to earth every two hundred years. She has to find an innocent, put him under her spell, and marry him in a sanctified wedding.
Phoebe: That doesn't sound any different than most of the single women in this city.
Prue Halliwell: She needs Elliot to impregnate her. That way her child would look normal on the outside but internally and mentally, her child would be pure demon.

Prue Halliwell: Piper, are you still in there?
Piper: [checking a pregnancy test] Just, give me a minute.
Prue Halliwell: Define a minute.
Piper: Two.
Prue Halliwell: Piper come on please, look I can not be late today.
Piper: [to herself] I know the feeling.

Piper: I don't believe it! They've barely touched my food!
Prue Halliwell: Piper.
Piper: Those deli trays took hours!


"Charmed: The Power of Two (#1.20)" (1999)
Prue Halliwell: Oh, I hate cemeteries at night.
Phoebe Halliwell: I hate cemeteries at day.
[hears a noise]
Phoebe Halliwell: What was that?
Prue Halliwell: Ah, probably a zombie or vampire.
Phoebe Halliwell: Great. Where's Buffy when you need her?
Prue Halliwell: Heh.

Prue Halliwell: [finding Jackson Ward's grave] Jackson Ward. Do you have the picture?
[Phoebe digs into her pocket and pulls out a picture]
Prue Halliwell: [reading the note on the picture] Hey Jackson, let's party?

Piper Halliwell: Ok, but wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa! I just realized the two of you haven't really ever been alone together.
Phoebe Halliwell: Piper, we're big girls now. I don't think we need you as a buffer anymore.
Piper Halliwell: All right. Well, what about demon stuff? What if something happens and you need the Power of Three?
Prue Halliwell: Well, then the Power of Two will just have to do.
Phoebe Halliwell: Good one.

Phoebe Halliwell: What exactly is that?
Prue Halliwell: One killer cocktail literally. A little oleander, some jimsonweed, bloodroot, among other things. Stops the heart immediately.
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, you're scaring me. Where did you learn to do that?
Prue Halliwell: Book of Shadows.
Phoebe Halliwell: Where under Dr. Kevorkian?

Phoebe Halliwell: I'm the one that's upset with myself for not working for a living.
Prue Halliwell: You do work.
Phoebe Halliwell: I know, Prue. I work around the house, but I want a job. I want a real job.
Prue Halliwell: And you will find one when you're ready.
Phoebe Halliwell: I can't remember the last time we talked like this.
Claire Pryce: [Answering machine] Prue, it's Claire. You're late. You're fired.

Prue Halliwell: Who are you?
Soul Collector: I was hoping to take you or your sister, but it looks like your soul is safe. For now.

Inspector Andy Trudeau: Whew! I've always believed there was another world, behind or beyond this one. I even sort of believe in demons. But I have never in my wildest dreams I could never have imagined that this existed.
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, neither did we. But we've come to believe that there's a reason for why that world was opened up to us. Which means there's probably a very good reason why it was opened up to you, too.
Phoebe Halliwell: Welcome, to our little shop of horrors.


"Charmed: Feats of Clay (#1.11)" (1999)
Claire Pryce: Oh, hi. You must be Prue.
Claire Pryce: Claire. Claire Pryce. The bank assigned me to see if the business is worth salvaging. I'm looking for inventory records. The files in my predecessor's office were empty.
Prue Halliwell: Yes, well, Rex and Hannah weren't exactly qualified.
Claire Pryce: Mm-hmm. Obviously why Buckland's is in such dire straits. To be honest with you, Prue, I don't know anything about auction houses, and I know even less about art. But what I do know is the bottom line. And if we don't move $1.2 million worth of inventory at the auction tomorrow, I'm shutting the place down.
Prue Halliwell: Excuse me. Did you say tomorrow?
Claire Pryce: Did I stutter?

Prue Halliwell: Phoebe, I cannot risk this Auction House's reputation on something like this without checking on it first.
Phoebe Halliwell: Come on, come on, I will, uh... what will I do? I will cook you dinner.
Prue Halliwell: Oh, don't threaten me. Fine. I'll see what I can do.

Palmer Kellogg: No! Don't you understand? You have to sell it before the curse...
Prue Halliwell: Curse? What curse?
Palmer Kellogg: The urn, it's cursed. Nevermind. Forget it, I'll get rid of it myself.

Prue Halliwell: Where's Phoebe?
Piper Halliwell: Upstairs. But you might want to...
[pause]
Piper Halliwell: ... knock.
Prue Halliwell: Phoebe, we need to talk...
Phoebe Halliwell: [naked in bed] Yes, we do!
Prue Halliwell: Ohhh!
[leaves]

Phoebe Halliwell: I hope you liked the show.
Prue Halliwell: Phoebe, I'm so sorry. I had no idea.
Phoebe Halliwell: What, that it was my room that you barged into? I had more privacy when I lived in New York, a tiny island crawling with eight million people.
Prue Halliwell: And at least one thief.
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm sorry. Excuse me?

Prue Halliwell: It gets worse. If the background information is accurate, there's a curse attached to the urn. Anyone who steals it ends up dead, a victim of the Guardian who protects it, and she feeds off their greed.


"Charmed: Just Harried (#3.15)" (2001)
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: We are gathered here today to unite two souls as one. Do you, Leo Wyatt, and Piper Halliwell, join us here of your own free will to acknowledge the eternal bond shared by both of you.
Leo Wyatt: I do.
Piper Halliwell: I do.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: You may face each other, join hands. Leo, you may recite your vows.
Leo Wyatt: Piper, through all the tears and struggles, I always knew in my heart that we'd make it here. I promise to love and respect you from this point forward as your husband, as my wife, my lover, my friend, and my soul mate. All I am is yours.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Piper.
Piper Halliwell: Leo, you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. I was afraid that you were too good to be true, that maybe I didn't deserve someone so pure and beautiful and loving as you are. But here we are surrounded by the people that I love the most and I feel so proud, and so blessed to be your wife. Leo, I was born to love you and I always will.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Here before witnesses, Leo and Piper have sworn their vows towards each other. With this cord, I bind them to those vows.
Piper Halliwell, Leo Wyatt: Heart to thee, body to thee, always and forever, so mote it be.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: So mote it be.
Prue Halliwell, Phoebe Halliwell: So mote it be.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: [clock strikes twelve] Kiss her fast.

Phoebe Halliwell: No, I'm telling you because you are Prue. I mean, you are both two sides of my sister. Prue, you have to stop devoting your entire self to the Charmed Ones. It'll tear you apart. Literally.
Prue Halliwell: Is Piper very mad at me?
Phoebe Halliwell: She'll get over it. And you know why? Because we're okay now, Piper and me. We've both got passion and purpose in our lives and you gave us that.

Prue Halliwell: No, I'm free. I'm not going back.

Prue Halliwell: I'm outta here. You know what? You can not stop me, alright. I am never going back. I'm not going... Alright, you know what? I am sick of this. She is all about duty and obligation, well not me. Alright, I want to be free, I wanna find love, I wanna have a life.

Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: I'm thinking more to the left. Is this the biggest arch you could get?
Prue Halliwell: Without opening a fast food franchise, yeah.

Prue Halliwell: Better listen to Grams, Phoebe. I mean, you could always calculate her age by the number of rings on her fingers.


"Charmed: The Witch Is Back (#1.9)" (1998)
Prue Halliwell: Great, so I'm being hunted by a warlock and the San Francisco P.D.

Melinda Warren: How do modern women keep their legs warm?
Prue Halliwell: We drink coffee.

Prue Halliwell: Oh, yeah. You want to have that conversation with him? Hey, Andy, I hate to bother you, but this 17th century warlock is trying to kill me and my sisters. Any thoughts?

Phoebe Halliwell: Melinda Warren, blood of our blood.
Prue Halliwell: Our great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother.
Phoebe Halliwell: We summon thee.
[Melinda Warren apppears]
Melinda Warren: Oh, Blessed Be.

Prue Halliwell: Grams must've added this one.
Melinda Warren: To increase patience.
Phoebe Halliwell: I bet she used that spell a lot raising us?
Prue Halliwell: We weren't all troublemakers, Phoebe.
Phoebe Halliwell: I was not a troublemaker. I was just...
Piper Halliwell: A pain.
Phoebe Halliwell: A free spirit.
Prue Halliwell: A handful.
Melinda Warren: A Warren. It's a family trait. So are the short tempers, the great cheekbones, the strong wills, and, of course, the powers. All blessings, all signs of where you came from. This book is your connection, and it began with me.

Piper: But aren't we, like, raising the dead? What if she's all...
Phoebe: I read The Book of Shadows very carefully. She will come back as a real live person, flesh and blood. She will have her powers too. Our powers.
[picks up a knife]
Piper: What's that for?
Phoebe: Well, the spell works by blood calling blood, so it shouldn't hurt... much.
[Phoebe cuts her finger with the knife]
Phoebe: I lied, I lied. Okay, come on guys. It'll be just like the summer by the lake. Remember when we made a oath blood to be friends forever, not just sisters?
Piper: I remember my finger got infected
Prue: [Prue takes the knife off of Phoebe and stabs her finger] Ow. Yeah, but the oath worked.
[Prue hands the knife to piper]
Piper: And I couldn't go in the water for three weeks. Don't hand me that knife.
Prue: How are you gonna cut yourself?
Piper: I'm not.
Phoebe: Piper...
Piper: I can't stand the sight of blood.
Prue: Evil beings have blown up in our attic...
Phoebe: Disintegrated to dust right before our very eyes...
Prue: And you're afraid of a little drop of blood?
Piper: Fine, just cut my finger.
[holds out her hand to Phoebe]
Piper: [Piper covers her eyes and Phoebe stabs the knife in her finger] Ow!


"Charmed: I've Got You Under My Skin (#1.2)" (1998)
Prue Halliwell: What are you doing?
Piper Halliwell: Uh... nothing just watching a show.
Prue Halliwell: About witches? Are you worried we're going to be burned at the stake?
Piper Halliwell: Ha! Yeah right!

Prue Halliwell: Brittany, are you all right?
Piper Halliwell: I'll call 911.
Prue Halliwell: And tell them what, that she's dying of old age at 25?

Rex Buckland: Well. I really don't know what to say, except you're hired, if you still want the job.
Prue Halliwell: Are you serious?
Rex Buckland: Can you start Monday?
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, absolutely.
Rex Buckland: Terrific. It's done then. Yeah, we can sort out the details when you come in. In the mean time, welcome aboard.
Prue Halliwell: Thanks. Bye.
Rex Buckland: Well, what do you think?
Hannah Webster: I think she's either the luckiest woman alive or she's a witch.

Piper Halliwell: Bad date?
Prue Halliwell: No. No, no. Not at all. It was great. You know, dinner, movie, sex.
Piper Halliwell: Excuse me? On you're first date? You sleaze.
Prue Halliwell: It wasn't exactly our first date, Piper.
Piper Halliwell: High school doesn't count. That was last decade. Spill it. Ooh, that bad?
Prue Halliwell: No, actually that good. It was... Well, we were naked. But that's not the point. I told myself that things would be different. That we would take it slow. It just shouldn't of happened, that's all.
Phoebe Halliwell: What shouldn't of happened?
Piper Halliwell: Prue slept with Andy.
Phoebe Halliwell: Hello.
Prue Halliwell: Thanks a lot, mouth.
Phoebe Halliwell: Wait, you were gonna tell her but not me? Family meeting.

Prue Halliwell: Piper, what are you talking about?
Piper Halliwell: I'm telling you: I saw something about it in the Book Of Shadows. Okay, look. See? Javna feeds one week out of every year, stealing the life force from the young.
Prue Halliwell: By evoking the black magic power - the evil eye - to sustain eternal youth.
Piper Halliwell: It's gotta be what happened to Britney.
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, but there must be some kind of incantation to reverse it.
Piper Halliwell: There is. The hand of fatima. It says that the Prophet Mohammad centuries ago to banish Javna back to wherever the hell he came from.
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, well, the problem is we don't know who Javna is, let alone where he is.


"Charmed: Pre-Witched (#3.17)" (2001)
Piper Halliwell: You know, this trunk would go great at the foot of our bed.
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, my foot would look great on your butt. You are so not taking that, okay? It holds all of our ritual stuff.

Prue Halliwell: Okay, Sweetie, can we try to contact the dead now, please?

Piper Halliwell: You know, just because I'm moving out doesn't mean we still can't do this.
Phoebe: What? Mainline caffeine while waxing on warlock issues?
Piper Halliwell: No, hangout. You know, I don't wanna be one of those old married leapers that nobody thinks is fun anymore.
Prue Halliwell: You've never been fun Piper.
Piper Halliwell: I've always been fun Prue. I am just Mrs. Fun now.
Prue Halliwell: Oh, Mrs. Fun.

Prue Halliwell: Spell?
Phoebe: Check! Potion?
Piper Halliwell: Check! Sharp painful implement?
Prue Halliwell: [Prue holds up a fireplace tool] Check!
Phoebe: Ooh, nice choice.
Prue Halliwell: Thank you.

Phoebe: And why would I spend my time on a wimp who's got mother issues?
Prue Halliwell: I don't know. But why should I believe anything that you say? I mean, you don't even know the difference between what belongs to you and what belongs to, oh, let's say Macy's.
Piper Halliwell: [In the middle again] Alrighty then. Are we done?


"Charmed: Sin Francisco (#3.18)" (2001)
Prue Halliwell: Hello? Gluttony, table for one.

Prue Halliwell: Okay, how did you get this stuff so fast?
Piper Halliwell: Oh, I just let my fingers do the walking and the clicking and the... flipping.
Prue Halliwell: Flipping as in the pages of the Book of Shadows? You used magic?
Piper Halliwell: Well, yeah, I couldn't wait six to eight weeks for delivery.
Prue Halliwell: That is so personal gain.
Piper Halliwell: No, 'cause we need all of this stuff.

Prue Halliwell: Hey, be nice, I don't even want to think about sin tonight.
Phoebe Halliwell: Me neither.
Prue Halliwell: So this is a pretty interesting band, what's their name?
Piper Halliwell: Orgy.

Prue Halliwell: Alright, we don't have much time...
Piper Halliwell: Shh! I'm on the phone with Bloomingdales. Oh, okay, um, well, then I'm gonna have to split that on two credit cards. You can put $5000 on the card that's on file, and the re-- What are you doing?
Prue Halliwell: Uh, saving your life or at least your credit rating, which is your life.
Piper Halliwell: Excuse me, Leo needs suits.
Prue Halliwell: Leo doesn't wear suits.
Piper Halliwell: Yet.

Prue Halliwell: A-a-are you drinking in the middle of the day?
Piper Halliwell: I was a little bummed about this sin thing, so I thought I deserved a little indulgence. Would you like a bit of bubbly?
Prue Halliwell: No, I would like a little bit of help. We are supposed to be tracking down Lucas.
Piper Halliwell: Sorry. Catch me up.


"Charmed: Dream Sorcerer (#1.5)" (1998)
Prue Halliwell: [mumbles] Can't fall asleep. Can't fall asleep.

Prue Halliwell: Piper? Phoebe?
Piper Halliwell: Prue. You're home. I thought you had a date with Andy.
Prue Halliwell: Uh, no. He had to cancel. What are you doing?
Piper Halliwell: Hmm...
Phoebe Halliwell: [from the other room] Piper, I was wrong. The spell calls for cayenne pepper not black pepper.
[She walks in the kitchen and sees Prue]
Phoebe Halliwell: Ooh. Did I say spell? I... I meant recipe. We are so busted, aren't we?
Prue Halliwell: I would say yes.

Piper Halliwell: [after trying to copy an exercise video] Uh, I give up. Two weeks and nothing strengthened but my temper.
Prue Halliwell: Piper, here's the problem. You didn't read the fine print. See, it says right here. $19.95 for the video and twenty grand for the plastic surgeon.

Piper Halliwell: Prue?
Prue Halliwell: Piper. Phoebe.
Phoebe Halliwell: Prue?
Whitaker Berman: They can't help you. You're mine, now.
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm scared.
Piper Halliwell: I know. Me too.
Phoebe Halliwell: What do we do?
Piper Halliwell: We don't let her give up. Prue, listen to me. You've got to fight with this guy.
Phoebe Halliwell: Don't leave us.
Piper Halliwell: Use your power, Prue.
Phoebe Halliwell: Come back to us.
Piper Halliwell: Use your power.
Phoebe Halliwell: You can do it, Prue.
Prue Halliwell: Where are you?
Whitaker Berman: You're powerless.
[carries Prue to the edge of the roof]
Whitaker Berman: Shall I say good night, hmm?
Prue Halliwell: No, let me. Good night.
[Prue uses her power shoving him off the building]


"Charmed: All Halliwell's Eve (#3.4)" (2000)
Prue: By the looks of the clothes, I'd say we were in the early 1600s.
Phoebe: Where the life expectancy of a witch is, oh, 15 minutes.

Prue: [to Darryl] So in the meantime we can just stick together since we are both dateless.
Piper: He's not dateless, he's married. You're dateless 'cause you're picky.

Prue: All right, wait, uh, who do you think we are?
Eva: The most powerful witches of all time, of course.
Phoebe: Okay, lucky guess.

Phoebe: This costume happens to be a protest statement.
Prue: I am so impressed that you can make a protest statement and show cleavage all at the same time.
Phoebe: Thanks.


"Charmed: Déjà Vu All Over Again (#1.22)" (1999)
Prue Halliwell: We may not be murderers, but we're no angels either.

Phoebe Halliwell: [on phone] Don't tell me. I already know. You spilled marinara sauce on your dress, right? Am I right? Think, Piper, think. Doesn't all of this seem awfully familiar to you?
Prue Halliwell: Morning.
Phoebe Halliwell: Freeze. No, not you, Piper. Kit knocks over pepper. Meows.d that thought. Piper you need to get home as soon as you can. We've got major demon hunting to do. Oh, and if you run into someone named Joanne from high school, just tell her to go stick it. I will explain later. Just hurry.

Piper Halliwell: I've decided to quit my job.
Phoebe Halliwell: What?
Prue Halliwell: And actually, I owe it all to Joanne. She made me realize that somehow I'd forgotten what my dreams were, still are. I always wanted to be a chef and have my own restaurant, not manage one. It's a good job and the pay's okay, but it's not my dream job.
Phoebe Halliwell: I think that's great. I really do. And don't worry. If you need any help trolling the classifieds, I am an expert.

Prue Halliwell: I was just thinking about all that we've been through since we became witches.
Phoebe Halliwell: Give you a headache?
Prue Halliwell: No. Actually, it gave me a good feeling. I mean, look, it's a hassle. It can sometimes screw up our personal lives.
Piper Halliwell: Amen to that.
Prue Halliwell: And we do good things together. Helps offset the bad things.
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm going to really miss Andy.
Piper Halliwell: It's going to be very sad without him.
Prue Halliwell: Something tells me that he'll always be with us.


"Charmed: The Fourth Sister (#1.7)" (1998)
Phoebe Halliwell: Prue, she's just a kid. Besides, if she is a witch, she probably feels just as alone as we do. Maybe she just needs some friends.
Prue Halliwell: Or maybe she's out to destroy us. It wouldn't be the first time.

Aunt Jackie: She's a strange kid. Very troubled. Into all sorts of wired stuff. Black magic, voodoo. God know what else. No wonder she doesn't have any friends.
Prue Halliwell: What makes you think she's into black magic?
Aunt Jackie: You should see her room. It seems like every time I walk past there she's in there chanting or something. Sometimes, I swear, I even hear other voices. I know she's not happy there. I'm only taking care of her until her mom gets out of rehab.

Prue Halliwell: Kali. Kali. Kali.
Piper Halliwell: There, there. An evil sorceress cursed into her own dimension. She appears in reflections and has the power to possess...
Prue Halliwell: ...innocents and use them as pawns to steal a witch's power.
Piper Halliwell: Wait. I don't understand. So she's using Aviva to try to turn us into bad witches?
Phoebe Halliwell: Does it say anything about how to get rid of her?
Prue Halliwell: Yeah. To get ride of her; shatter her reflection. However the hell we do that. Here.

Prue Halliwell: Hey.
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Hey.
Prue Halliwell: Can we talk?
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Is there really anything to talk about?
Prue Halliwell: Andy. I'm sorry.
Inspector Andy Trudeau: So am I!
Prue Halliwell: What do you mean by that?
Inspector Andy Trudeau: I mean come on Prue. Who we kidding? I mean let's face it. One of us is obviously more interested in this relationship than the other.
Prue Halliwell: That's not true.
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Isn't it? Then how come I'm always the one left standing there looking like a jerk.
Prue Halliwell: I can explain.
Inspector Andy Trudeau: No, you can't. Or you won't. Damn it Prue. I still love you. I'm not saying you have to explain it all to me Prue. That you're prerogative. All I'm saying is... It hurts that you don't trust me enough.
Prue Halliwell: I do trust you Andy. It has nothing to do with you, it's just. It's just something that I don't know if I can ever share with anybody.
Inspector Andy Trudeau: Well, I hope that's not true for your sake. All I know is there's nothing I can say or do to reassure you, that I'm there for you.
Prue Halliwell: Andy, are you saying that you don't want to see me anymore?
Inspector Andy Trudeau: I don't know what I want anymore.


"Charmed: Which Prue Is It, Anyway? (#1.16)" (1999)
Piper: And what about the spell?
Prue Halliwell: [pink] Oh, the spell's temporary too. We're only here as long as we're needed.
Prue Halliwell: [blue] We were called for a reason. Once the reason's gone the spell wears out and we disappear.
Prue Halliwell: [pink] Once we vanquish Gabriel.
Piper: And how are we planning on doing this?
Prue Halliwell: [pink] Funny you should ask, see I was thinking...
Prue Halliwell: [blue] That we could find Gabriel by tracking down the ownership records to that Roman vessel.
Prue Halliwell: [pink] And Bucklands' antiquities database.
Prue Halliwell: [real] That's why I called my assistant...
[pink Prue clears her throat]
Prue Halliwell: Our assistant and she's already on it.
Prue Halliwell: [blue] Are we good or what?

Inspector Andy Trudeau: I had a body on this slab. She was identical to you right down to your fingerprints.
Prue Halliwell: Andy, I don't know what you want me to say.
Inspector Andy Trudeau: You know, ever since you came back into my life it's been one weird coincidence after another. And you don't know what to say.

Prue Halliwell: I hit Gabriel in the chest with an axe and he didn't even bleed.
Piper: As long as he has his sword, he's immune to the weapons of men - which we could've told you if you hadn't turned off your cell phone!


"Charmed: The Wendigo (#1.12)" (1999)
Prue Halliwell: Guess that bracelet was worth more than I thought it was.
Phoebe Halliwell: Are you kidding? It's priceless. Thank god for my powers.
Prue Halliwell: It wasn't just your powers that did that, Phoebes.

Phoebe Halliwell: We still need to take a trip to the army-navy store.
Prue Halliwell: Why?
Phoebe Halliwell: To get a flare gun.
Piper Halliwell: [growls] Screw you, bitch!
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, I think we need to hurry.
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, just hang in there, Piper.

Piper Halliwell: And Andy. By the way, what did you tell him about why we were all there?
Prue Halliwell: I told him the truth.
Phoebe Halliwell: Get out!
Prue Halliwell: I did. I said that what he saw happen was true, that Agent Fallon really was the Wendigo, and that had we not vanquished her, that both he and Piper would have been killed. I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Piper Halliwell: Well, what did he say?
Prue Halliwell: Not much. He was either too stunned to speak or actually believed me on some level. It was the closest that we've ever come to having an honest conversation.


"Charmed: Primrose Empath (#3.6)" (2000)
Prue: Whoa, I haven't felt anything like that since Andy was alive.

Phoebe: [sighing] I have a date with Cole.
Prue: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Phoebe: It's a lunch date.
Prue: So?
Phoebe: So... it's not a good sign. Lunch is a cheap imitation of dinner. That's why it has its own special menu.

Prue: Well, he sure sounds like an innocent to me.
Leo Wyatt: It'd be a shame to lose a future empath and all the good he'll do.
Prue: I care less about his afterlife than his current one. I know what it's like to receive a power that you just do not understand.


"Charmed: Power Outage (#3.7)" (2000)
Phoebe Halliwell: Hey, guys, what's going on?
Prue Halliwell, Piper Halliwell: Shut up!
Prue Halliwell: You know what? I am so sorry that I didn't check with you about your stupid little club, I was too busy being the only witch concerned about the triad.
Phoebe Halliwell: Sisters, what has gotten into you two?
Prue Halliwell: By the way, you owe me for a car tow and a tank of gas, you little leech!
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm sorry. Is it gang up on Phoebe day and nobody told me?
Piper Halliwell: News flash! The world does not revolve around Phoebe.
Prue Halliwell: Yes! So while you get to spend the night screwing the DA, we are stuck picking up your crap.
Phoebe Halliwell: [Phoebe is infected with rage] What's the matter, Prue? Jealous? All work and no play making you even more boring?
Prue Halliwell: Oh, yeah! There's a lot to be jealous that I am still living off of my sisters.

Prue Halliwell: I am so sick of the fact that I've been saddled with the two of you my entire life.
Phoebe Halliwell: Whatever, I'm leaving.
Piper Halliwell: Oh, sure, you're such an immature brat! You leave every time you can't hack something.
Phoebe Halliwell: Well, there's nothing keeping me here now, is there?
Prue Halliwell: Oh, well, I see that you've inherited dad's talent of bailing.
Phoebe Halliwell: That's because the two of us couldn't deal with living with the two of you.
Piper Halliwell: Well, at least I'm not so stupid I had to do college twice.
Phoebe Halliwell: Well, at least I actually had the courage to go back to college. What's the matter, Piper? The real world too much for you? I am so sick of the two of you ganging up on me and judging me.
Prue Halliwell: I am so sick of saving your asses.
Piper Halliwell: I'm sick of being taken for granted and those are mine.
[pulls off Phoebe's earrings]
Phoebe Halliwell: Ouch! Bitch!
[sisters fight using their powers on each other; the design on Book of Shadows pulls apart breaking the sisterly bond in the Power of Three]

Prue Halliwell: What happened to our powers?
Leo Wyatt: That's what we have to figure out. Let's start with your little "tiff".
Piper Halliwell: Well, that's a bit of an understatement. It was big.
Leo Wyatt: How big?
Prue Halliwell: Um, do you remember Pearl Harbor?
[Prue pantomimes an explosion]


"Charmed: She's a Man, Baby, a Man! (#2.5)" (1999)
Darla: Congratulations, Prue. Your days of having trouble with men are over. See you at tonight's mixer?
Prue Halliwell: Okay, you know, for your information, I do not have man troubles. Financial ones, now, yes. But definitely not man troubles.
[Phoebe walks in]
Phoebe Halliwell: We're out of here.
Prue Halliwell: She... you.
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay... it's okay... it's all right.
Prue Halliwell: I don't. Honestly.
[to Phoebe]
Prue Halliwell: Tell her.

Piper Halliwell: It's not that hard. Just try to emulate a man you admire.
Prue Halliwell: Okay.
[Prue experiments with walking like a man and then does a girlie turn at the end]
Piper Halliwell: The man you admire is Richard Simmons?

Prue Halliwell: I am wearing clothes from the ex-boyfriends pile. I have hair in strange places. And I have a penis!


"Charmed: Chick Flick (#2.18)" (2000)
Phoebe: Hello, privacy!
Prue: Hello, axe murderer!

Prue: [Prue is taking some photos of Piper, while she is drinking hot tea and looking through the window] So I think I'll call this, "Woman Pretending Not to Look Out the Window".
Piper Halliwell: How about "Girl About to Pour Hot Tea On Sister's Head". Let me see?
[she saw her pictures]
Piper Halliwell: Either I'm transparent, or you're that good.
Prue: Well, I don't think I'll comment, since you do have hot liquid over my head.

Billy: It's Okay, the man is here to save the day
Prue: Billy, it's the 21st century. It's the woman's job to save the day.


"Charmed: Sleuthing with the Enemy (#3.8)" (2000)
[Prue is confronting a demon]
Krell: I'm Krell, a Xotar.
Prue Halliwell: I'm Prue, a Scorpio.

Piper: How about next time I just freeze your head and then maybe I could kick you in the...
Prue: Ok.

Prue: Pig's feet.
Piper: Yuck...
Prue: Yuck?
Piper: Yuck...
Prue: So you can slice off a chunk of demon flesh but you can't touch a pig's foot?
Piper: I'm a vegetarian.
Prue: Since when?
Piper: Since now...
[Cooking pot bursts into flames]
Prue: Ooh...
Piper: Poor piggy.


"Charmed: Wrestling with Demons (#3.12)" (2001)
Mega-Man: [steps into the wrestling ring] Look at this face! This is the face of pain! And I'm the bringer of pain! And I'm gonna destroy you! You could cry for mercy! But I don't know the meaning of the word!
Prue: Alright, some people think this is entertainment.

Prue: I'm gonna win this fight and save your ass, that way I can kick it myself later.

Thunder: You look at this face! This is the face of pain and I'm the bringer of pain! And I'm gonna destroy you! You can cry for mercy, but I don't know the meaning of the word!
Prue: Alright, and people think this is entertainment.


"Charmed: They're Everywhere (#2.7)" (1999)
Piper Halliwell: Jack's not a warlock.
Prue Halliwell: He's a jerk.

Prue Halliwell: They really shouldn't have given us the finger.
Piper Halliwell: You read my mind.

[after learning Jack used his identical twin to see if Prue liked him]
Prue Halliwell: [slaps Jack] That's for thinking you could get away with it.
[Jeff laughs]
Prue Halliwell: [slaps Jeff] And that's for thinking that you wouldn't get slapped.


"Charmed: Once Upon a Time (#3.3)" (2000)
Cole Turner: It's a long drive home. Do you think I could use your restroom?
Phoebe Halliwell: Number one or number two.
Prue Halliwell: He has to go tootie!
Cole Turner: Excuse me?
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, you can come in but you have to do it very fast, whatever it is.

Phoebe Halliwell: Where are the keys?
Prue Halliwell: Keys?
Phoebe Halliwell: You know, shiney silver things that go jingle jingle.

Prue Halliwell: Stairs can be sobering.


"Charmed: Blinded by the Whitelighter (#3.11)" (2001)
Prue: You guys can
[clucks tongue]
Prue: chit chat all you want, me I'm gonna go look in the Book of Shadows, 'kay?
Natalie: I'll go with you. I got a look at that warlock. I might be able to identify him.
Prue: All right. Well, it's up in the attic.
Natalie: Attic? You mean the altar room, don't you? The rules are very clear! Every witch must keep their Book of Shadows in a sacred and protected spot.
Prue: Right. Of course.
Leo: Maybe you can just bring the Book down here.
Prue: Yeah. Yeah, I'll just run up to the *Altar Room*, which by the way is right next to the Potions Lab, and I'll be right back.

Prue: [after Natalie was unfrozen] Piper froze ya.
Natalie: She what?
Prue: [laughing] Yep.

Natalie: Good, you're still here.
Piper: Speaking of cocky.
Natalie: I consulted the Elders, and they want you to hold back. They think the witch Phoebe saw might be a force of darkness.
Prue: A Darklighter actually.
Natalie: How do you know?
Piper: We went, we saw, we didn't quite conquer.


"Charmed: Exit Strategy (#3.20)" (2001)
Piper: Leo!
Prue: Uh, he's our whitelighter
Phoebe: And our brother-in-law
Piper: I don't know what is up with me. Every time I freeze, I flame!
Prue: Uh. Leo!
Phoebe: I'm fine really it's no big deal
Piper: Phoebe it is a huge deal! Cole tried to kill you!
Prue: He's the demon
Piper: And her boyfriend
Phoebe: We have very complicated lives

Prue, Phoebe, Leo Wyatt: *hears an explosion from the kitchen, and they all look in that direction, then go into the kitchen*
Piper: *is covered in watermelon, worried* Ehh... heh neh neh...
Prue: *looking up at the ceiling* OK, was it a demon?
Piper: No. It was watermelon!
Phoebe: *puts towel over her head* Honey... why did you vanquish watermelon?
Piper: *squeaky voice to start* I didn't vanquish watermelon! I threw it up in the air, and I tried to freeze it, and it exploded! *gestures with her hands, and blows up windows and gasps... turns around panicky, waving hands, and blows up china* Oh!
Leo Wyatt: *after dodging glass*... this is the little problem I was telling you about...
Phoebe: Oh... *removing towel from her head* OK Piper, slowly put your hands down, and no one will get hurt.


"Charmed: Animal Pragmatism (#2.13)" (2000)
Prue: So, Um... do you need help with anything?
Piper: What happened to doing nothing?
Prue: I'm finished.
Piper: You can't finish doing nothing
Prue: So than how do you know when you're done?

Prue: Okay, how are we doing on that spell?
Phoebe Halliwell: You know, you keep throwing this 'we' word around and I don't see you doing anything.


"Charmed: Give Me a Sign (#2.15)" (2000)
Piper: Oh... my... God!
Prue Halliwell: Uh... What are you guys doing here?
Phoebe: We're rescuing you from the tall, dark, and naked man.
Prue Halliwell: I told you to stay away.
Phoebe: Yeah, now I know why. He is yummy.
Piper: I don't believe this! We've been frantic, worried sick about you thinking you've been kidnapped.
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, I was.
Piper: Panties.
Prue Halliwell: Oh, oh! Huh, thanks. Look, you guys have really got this all uh... wrong.

Bane Jessup: I thought you'd left.
Prue Halliwell: I couldn't find some of my clothes.


"Charmed: Look Who's Barking (#3.21)" (2001)
Piper: [after Prue has turned into a dog to track a banshee] Well at least we know she understands what we are saying.
Phoebe: Oh she's such a pretty dog.
Piper: What else did you expect?
Leo Wyatt: A doberman.
Prue Halliwell: [growls] Grrrrr...
[Leo jumps back]
Leo Wyatt: Easy.
Piper: Awwh, honey watch your orbs.

Prue Halliwell: At least I got to meet a really cute guy.
Piper: You met a guy?
Prue Halliwell: Mm-hmm.
Piper: As a dog?
Prue Halliwell: Mm-hmm.
Piper: How?
Prue Halliwell: Well, he ran me over.


"Charmed: The Devil's Music (#2.4)" (1999)
Phoebe Halliwell: Keep an eye on me.
Prue Halliwell: You're kind of hard to miss in that outfit.

Prue: Did you get him?
Phoebe: No.
Piper: What?
Phoebe: I think we need a bigger balloon.


"Charmed: Death Takes a Halliwell (#3.16)" (2001)
The Angel of Death: [laughs incredulously] You still don't get it do you? There's nothing you can do.
Prue: I can't just let an innocent man die!
The Angel of Death: You have to let him die, you have no choice. And until you can learn to accept that, you'll just keep missing the bigger picture.
Prue: What bigger picture?
The Angel of Death: Here, I'll show you.
[He extends his hand, which Prue regards warily. Death smiles slightly]
The Angel of Death: Oh, don't worry: it's not your time. Or not just yet, anyway.
[Prue takes Death's hand and they vanish]

The Angel of Death: It's the bigger picture, Prue. Focusing all your anger against me leaves you vulnerable to the real evils of this world. You'd do well to remember that in the future. What?
Prue: I don't know. You know, I've been, I've been mad at you for so long, ever since mom died, I don't know how else to be.
The Angel of Death: You grieve... and then you move on.


"Charmed: The Painted World (#2.3)" (1999)
Prue Halliwell: Stop. You're obsessing.
Piper Halliwell: Well it runs in the family.
Prue Halliwell: I don't obsess. I think. Intensely.

Phoebe Halliwell: You know, this whole smart spell thing... it really just made me realize that there's a lot of cool information out there.
Prue Halliwell: I agree.
Phoebe Halliwell: And who knows, maybe I will go back to college, take some night classes. I'm a smart girl; I'll figure it out.
Prue Halliwell: Yes, you will.


"Charmed: Ex Libris (#2.19)" (2000)
Leo Wyatt: Prue!
Prue Halliwell: Leo! Nice orbs!
Piper Halliwell: Bye. Bye.
Prue Halliwell: [walks into door] Ow.
Piper Halliwell: Let me help you. Let me help you. Alright, go on, sicko.

Piper Halliwell: Okay, bye, bye.
Prue Halliwell: Oh, oh, alright, so, uh, I'm gonna go now and I'll be downstairs and work all night long and I'll be really quiet and you won't have to worry about me.
Piper Halliwell: Okay.
Prue Halliwell: So, no sex without safe sex.
Piper Halliwell: Thanks.


"Charmed: All Hell Breaks Loose (#3.22)" (2001)
Prue Halliwell: They think we're the demons now.

Prue Halliwell: Look, I know that this all sounds incredible, but it doesn't make it any less true. All right, you're a healer, you do good, now either you have saved too many lives or you're about to save a life that they don't want you to save.
Dr. Griffiths: They?
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, demons. Uh, more specifically, Shax. He was The Source's assassin.
Dr. Griffiths: Hold it, I get it. This is a practical joke. Right? Do you have a hidden camera here? My second wife put you up to this? It's just like her.
Prue Halliwell: O.K., Dr. Griffiths, listen to me, this is anything, but...
Piper Halliwell: What?
Prue Halliwell: I don't know, I just felt a chill. Phoebe? Phoebe, are you there? Phoebe, where are you?
[Shax appears]
Dr. Griffiths: Dear God!
Prue Halliwell: No!
[Prue tries to defend the innocent and both Prue and Piper are thrown through the wall]


"Charmed: Coyote Piper (#3.9)" (2001)
Piper: Being here makes me feel exactly like I did when I was 16. Invisable and inferior.
Prue: Do you want me to beat them up. Because I"l-l-l beat them up one by one.

Phoebe: I'm not saying that you're wrong, I'm just saying that I hope you're wrong.
[sees Piper dancing on the bar counter]
Phoebe: O-o-oh!
Prue: Oh!
Phoebe: Hope... dashed.


"Charmed: How to Make a Quilt Out of Americans (#2.17)" (2000)
Piper Halliwell: All right, I'm only doing this for you guys. But if I get killed, I'm gonna haunt both of you forever.
Prue Halliwell: Yeah. Yeah.

Piper: I don't understand, how could we let her do this to us?
Prue: Because we trusted her.
Phoebe: Yeah, well she just got crossed off of my Christmas list.
Piper: Aunt Gail was Gram's best friend, she used to bake us Christmas cookies,
Piper: And now she's spiking our tea.


"Charmed: Pardon My Past (#2.14)" (2000)
[last lines]
Phoebe Halliwell: Still, it's okay to be bad every once in a while, isn't it?
Prue Halliwell: Oh, yeah. A lot.

Phoebe Halliwell: I have too many phobias. To study for my psych exam. I had no idea there were so many. Claustrophobia, arachnophobia,
[flipping through her flash cards]
Phoebe Halliwell: Um, kleptophobia, phallusphobia.
Prue Halliwell: Relax-a-phobia.
Phoebe Halliwell: Cute.
Prue Halliwell: Just trying to help.


"Charmed: Unaired Pilot (#1.0)" (????)
Prue Halliwell: Do you think Andy knows about?
Piper Halliwell: No!
Prue Halliwell: I think he knows about us.
Phoebe Halliwell: Who would ever believe him anyway?
Piper Halliwell: That's true. So what are we going to do now?
Prue Halliwell: Same thing that we've always done. Borrow each other's clothes, hog the phone. But no matter what, we'll always be sisters. Right?
Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah. Sister witches.

Prue Halliwell: The Chosen Ones, The Charmed Ones. Phoebe, this is insane.
Phoebe Halliwell: Are you telling me that nothing strange happened to you today? You didn't freeze time or move anything?
Prue Halliwell: Roger took an exhibit away from me. Look, Phoebe, you may think that you can see the future, which is pretty ironic...
Phoebe Halliwell: Since you don't think I have one? That my vision of life is cloudy, compared to your perfect hell? Even if you don't want to believe me, just once can't you trust me?
Prue Halliwell: I do not have special powers.
[cream pitcher moves]
Phoebe Halliwell: Really?
Phoebe Halliwell: Looks pretty special to me.
Prue Halliwell: Oh, my God. It just... So, um... I can move things with my mind?
Phoebe Halliwell: With how much you hold inside, you should be a lethal weapon by now.
Prue Halliwell: I don't believe it, but it's true.
Phoebe Halliwell: This must mean that Piper can freeze time. Are you okay?
Prue Halliwell: No, I'm not okay! You've turned me into a witch!
Phoebe Halliwell: You were born one. We all were. And I think we better start learning to deal with that.


"Charmed: Apocalypse, Not (#2.21)" (2000)
Prue: They have secrets, too.
Piper: Well unless they're transvestite Nazi war criminals with really good face-lifts, ours beats theirs.

Bartender: Everyone has to vote on this: What if a building was on fire - do you save five strangers or one sibling?
Prue, Piper, Phoebe Halliwell: Five strangers.


"Charmed: When Bad Warlocks Turn Good (#1.18)" (1999)
Prue Halliwell: I'm just following my instincts, and they've never led me wrong before, at least not when I was really listening to them.

Prue Halliwell: Hey, um, you can sleep in my room and I'll sleep with Piper.
Brendan Rowe: Why?
Prue Halliwell: Because Phoebe kicks.


"Charmed: The Good, the Bad and the Cursed (#3.14)" (2001)
Cole: I'm not gonna use my powers against you anyway. In fact, I'm never gonna use them again.
[laughs]
Cole: Ever. It keeps me from being evil.
Prue: No you will always be evil, you're a demon.
Cole: Half-demon! My human half can suppress it if you...

Prue: If we show you that we have gifts too, will you trust us then?
[to Cole]
Prue: Show him.
Cole: Show him what?
Prue: Your gift. Show him your gift.
[Cole shimmers out and then shimmers back in]


"Charmed: Reckless Abandon (#2.11)" (2000)
Dan Gordon: There's a good boy.
Prue: Yes he is.

[Jack finds Prue at a store shopping for baby supplies]
Prue: [surprised] What are you doing here?
Jack Sheridan: [on an electric scooter] Getting my ass kicked by a five year old.


"Charmed: Heartbreak City (#2.10)" (2000)
Prue Halliwell: So we're actually supposed to believe that you're Cupid?
Cupid: You believe in warlocks and demons, but you can't believe in me?
Piper Halliwell: Where's the chubby baby?
Phoebe Halliwell: Guys.
Prue Halliwell: And the bow and arrow?
Cupid: Where's the warty chins, hooked noses and pointy hats?


"Charmed: We All Scream for Ice Cream (#3.10)" (2001)
Victor Bennett: Head for the slide. Up at the top, that's our way out.
Prue Halliwell: Aah! Daddy!
Victor Bennett: Hold on, Prue!
Prue Halliwell: Daddy, I need you.
Victor Bennett: I've got you. I'm not leaving without you.
Prue Halliwell: Dad!
Victor Bennett: I've got you. Oh, God.


"Charmed: Murphy's Luck (#2.16)" (2000)
Prue Halliwell: Alright, here goes. From this moment on your pain is erased, your bad luck as well, enjoy your good luck Maggie, you're free from this hell.


"Charmed: That Old Black Magic (#2.6)" (1999)
Prue Halliwell: I suppose you just have one thousand dollars cash in your pocket.
Jack Sheridan: Would you like to find out yourself?
Prue Halliwell: No need. I can tell there's not much there just by looking.


"Charmed: Witch Trial (#2.1)" (1999)
Dan Gordon: Jenny? Jenny, come on. Talk to me.
Phoebe Halliwell: Whoa!
Piper Halliwell: Whoa!
Prue Halliwell: Whoa!
Jenny Gordon: International Operator please. Saudi Arabia.
Prue Halliwell: Saudi Arabia?
Dan Gordon: I'm sorry. We're moving in next door. Or at least we're trying to. Our phone's not hooked up yet.


"Charmed: Ms. Hellfire (#2.9)" (2000)
Prue Halliwell: [on the phone] Well, just tell Marcy that she can sell the ring and use the money to rebuild the bookstore. Tell her it's a thank you for protecting us... no, Darryl, the ring is not hot.


"Charmed: Be Careful What You Witch For (#2.22)" (2000)
Piper Halliwell: Where are you off to?
Prue Halliwell: Lunch date with Dick.
Phoebe Halliwell: Dull Dick? Prue, you are too hot to have to duty date.
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, well, all demon-hunting and no play has made me a lot less picky. I gotta figure out a way to put some more balance in my life.
Piper Halliwell: Yeah, but you don't need Dick.


"Charmed: Secrets and Guys (#1.14)" (1999)
Prue Halliwell: And I realize that I do want kids. I think that I'd make a great mom.
Phoebe Halliwell: So did you save Max or did Max save you?


"Charmed: Awakened (#2.12)" (2000)
Prue Halliwell: After everything that I've seen in my life, and believe me, I've seen a lot of weird stuff, it takes a lot to scare me. But this time, I'm really scared.


"Charmed: Dead Man Dating (#1.4)" (1998)
Piper: I've never seen anybody killed before.
Phoebe Halliwell: Jeremy.
Prue Halliwell: Javna.
Piper: I mean humans.


"Charmed: Magic Hour (#3.2)" (2000)
Piper: We have to find a way of hiding the rutabaga.
Prue: The rutabaga?
Piper: It's code word for the thing we're not supposed to talk about.
Prue: Oh, the rutabaga.


"Charmed: Astral Monkey (#2.20)" (2000)
Evan Stone: You can't fight back. That's like struggling in quicksand. Don't play. Look, whatever energy they're throwing at you just pass right on by, because eventually that energy comes back around and leads to someone else.
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, uh, okay, I-I-I really appreciate the whole wax-on, wax-off approach, but couldn't your people just issue some kind of statement?