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: [resumes the ceremony
] Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today... Norbit
: I object!
[congregation gasps and murmurs
] Oh, for Christ sake! Mr. Wong
] Norbit. Pope Sweet Jesus
, Lord Have Mercy
] Norbit! Kate Thomas
] Norbit! Choir
] Norbit-t-t-t! Norbit
: This wedding's a sham and I'm here to stop it. Kate Thomas
: Norbit, what are you doing? Norbit
: I'm bein' a man for the first time in my life. Kate... Kate, I love you. Rasputia
: [Rasputia, Big Jack, and Earl stormed into the church
] What the hell did you just say? Norbit
: You heard what I said, strumpet! I love Kate! That right. I love you, Kate. And the last two weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my entire miserable life with you, Rasputia! It's over! Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your BITCH!