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: He basically called me white trash. He said I was from Riverside. Jimmy
: Honey, you are from Riverside. Julie
: It was his tone.
: [after hearing Julie gossiping about him and Kirsten
] Morning ladies, mind if I join you? May I?
[grabs a chunk out of Julie's muffin
: I couldn't help overhearing. Julie
: Oh. I hope you're not... Sandy
: Mad? Offended? No. I am disappointed and frankly I'm a little surprised. This is supposed to be a neighborhood who welcomes outsiders, I mean me I'm all the way from the Bronx and you, you're from Riverside, right? Which is not that different from where Ryan's from
[cell phone rings
: Excuse me. Hello? Yeah, Dawn. That's her. Great, thanks.
: Thanks for the muffin. Julie
] You will not believe what Sandy Cohen just said to me. He basically called me white trash. He said I was from Riverside. Jimmy
: Honey. You are from Riverside. Julie
: It was his tone.
: You two are still-? Jimmy Cooper
: Yeah, we're doing great. She's fantastic, sweet, limber. How about you and Caleb? Julie Cooper-Nichol
: Not so limber.
: So what's going on in your life? Julie Cooper-Nichol
: Aside from our daughter being the spawn of Chucky and Keith Moon?
: The coopers making a comeback, who'd have thunk it?
: The woman I married wouldn't stand for that. Nobody puts Julie Cooper in a corner.
: I was easier to love back then. Beautiful, and much nicer. Jimmy Cooper
: Jules, come on. You're still beautiful. And we both know, you were never nice.
: Are we old? Cause if I didn't know better, I'd swear I was still 16. Sandy
: Oh, I'm still 22. It was the best year of my life. Jimmy Cooper
: Why 22? Sandy
: It's when I met Kirsten... And why 16? Jimmy Cooper
: It's when I met Kirsten.
: She just stopped by to ask a quick business question. Julie
: A quickie, huh?
: [In bed
] It's been so long since we've done this. Jimmy Cooper
: It's like riding a bike ... Well, an incredibly toned and, you know, evenly tanned and limber bike, you know, with a really sharp mind and an incredible sense of ... interior design.
: [to Kaitlin
] Do you like my hair this straight or is it too Avril Lavigne? Marissa
: No, it looks good, Mom. Julie
: [sees Marissa behind her
] Oh, Marissa. You look... oh honey, I thought you were going to wear your hair down. Pulled back like that, it's a little harsh on your angles. Jimmy
: [heads downstairs and to the front door
] Okay, let's go! Julie
: It's going to be so amazing tonight. Are you going to wear the Donna Karan, Maris? I thought it was very forgiving.
[Kirsten pours the rest of the champagne for herself
: That's cool. I didn't want any, anyway. Kirsten
: My dad is marrying Julie Cooper. Julie Cooper... is my step-mom. Sandy
: Maybe we'll get you another bottle. Jimmy
: Yeah. Drink up. Kirsten
: This is an unholy alliance. This is two storm fronts colliding. This is the apocalypse for us all. Sandy
: Maybe you wanna lay off the sauce. Kirsten
: Think of it, Jimmy, when we were growing up, all those times you came over to go sailing with my dad, did you ever think he'd marry your ex-wife? Jimmy
: Yeah, gimme a glass. Kirsten
: Never! Sandy
: I don't know, Jimbo. The way I see it, this could be the best thing to ever happen to you. Kirsten
: No, there is nothing good about what's happened here. I mean, this marriage is an asteroid that has hit the Earth. Now we have to wait to see which species survives.
: Hey, there's eggs. Oh, I'm taking Kaitlin to the stable, so I need to get that check. Jimmy
: Does Kaitlin really need a pony? In a couple of months, she's not even going to like horses. Kaitlin
: What? I love China! She's the prettiest pony.