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Summer Roberts (Character)
from "The O.C." (2003)

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"The O.C.: The Escape (#1.7)" (2003)
Seth: Face it, our chemistry is undeniable.
Summer: You know what else is undeniable?
Seth: What?
Summer: The pain this fork is going to cause when I jam it into your eye!

[Seth and Summer get in the same bed]
Summer: [glares] You make a move, I rip out your jugular.
Seth: Oh, hey, pillow talk.

Summer: Be, like, a gentleman.
Seth: Chivalry's dead, sugar.

Summer: My hair is frizzing out. I look like Howard Stern!
Seth: See, strangely, I feel like my Jew-fro benefits from this climate.
Summer: You're Jewish?
Seth: Yes. That's why I feel so comfortable in this desert heat.

Marissa: Hey, we're lucky that guy even stopped for us.
Summer: Well, we'd be even luckier if Cole Trickle here hadn't driven us off the road!
Seth: Who the hell is Cole Trickle?
Summer: Ugh, Tom Cruise? Days of Thunder?
Marissa: Hey guys, can we try to be positive here?
Seth: Yeah, okay, I am positive that this is Summer's fault.
Summer: I am positive that I am leaving this place with a rash.
Seth: Oh, so you're planning on making some extra money tonight?

Seth: I'm going 70 in a 65 zone.
Summer: 80 is the new 70.
Seth: What? Who talks like that?

Summer: Who gets passed by a van full of nuns? Oh wait, who? Cohen does!
Seth: Well, they have God on their side okay, Summer? I'm not going to beat Jesus.


"The O.C.: The Sister Act (#3.12)" (2006)
Summer: [watching Taylor's mom and her dad split up, happy] Wow. That was amazing. All you did was tell her he voted for John Kerry?
Seth: [unconvincingly] Yes, that is exactly what I told her.
Summer: You told her he has genital warts!
Seth: The Kerry thing wasn't going to work!
Summer: Come on!

Kirsten: Oh Sandy, there you are. I have to talk to you about Veronica Townsand and you know who.
Seth: Now we have a quarome.
Sandy: What happened?
Kirsten: There are factors of which I was not aware of when I had you set them up.
Seth: Wait, you set them up?
Kirsten: Veronica wanted to go out with Summer's dad and she threated to make Marissa's life hell if we didn't set them up. Neil agreed as a favor.
Sandy: Look Neil is a smart guy, if he wants to go on a second date with her, maybe he see's something in her that we don't.
Summer: Huh?
Seth: What the hockey?
Kirsten: Nah nah nah.
Sandy: Okay okay fine. But we have to make sure she's the one who ends is. If Neil starts pulling away, she might take it out on Marissa.
Seth: Genital warts
[Summer hits him]
Seth: is the answer.

Seth: I'm telling you, it'll work.
Summer: We're not starting a rumor that my dad has genital warts.
Sandy: Hey Seth, how about lending your mom and hand downstairs.
Seth: Actually... uh dad, we're kind of busy right now.
Summer: We're trying to figure out a way to break up my dad and some skank-out-hoebag.
Sandy: Veronica Townsand.
Summer: See everyone knows.
Sandy: You got nothing to worry about, it's a long story, but last nights date, one time thing.
Summer: Really? I mean because he's bringing her to the party tonight.
Sandy: He's going on a second date with her?
Summer: I don't know.
Kirsten: Oh Sandy, there you are. I have to talk to you about Veronica Townsand and you know who.
Sandy: What happened?
Kirsten: There are factors of which I was not aware of when I had you set them up.
Seth: Wait, you set them up?
Kirsten: Veronica wanted to go on a date with Summer's dad, and she threated to make Marissa's life hell if we didn't. Neil agreed as a favor.
Sandy: Look, Neil's a smart guy, if he wants to go on a second date with her maybe he see's something in her that we dont.
Summer: Huh?
Seth: What the hockey?
Kirsten: Nah nah nah.
Sandy: Okay okay fine, but we have to make sure she's the one who ends it. If Neil starts pulling away she might take it out on Marissa.
Seth: Genital warts is the answer.
[Summer slaps Seth]
Kirsten: Seth!

Seth: I'm telling you it would work.
Summer: We're not starting a rumor that my dad has gentile warts.
Sandy: Hey Seth? How about lending a hand to your mom downstairs?
Seth: Actually dad, we're kind of busy right now.
Summer: We're trying to figure out away to break up my dad and some skank-and-hoebag.
Sandy: Veronica Townsend.
Summer: See everyone knows.
Sandy: You got nothing to worry about. It's a long story but, last night's date, one time thing.
Summer: Really? Because I mean, he's bringing her to the party tonight.
Sandy: He's going on a second date with her?
Summer: I don't know.
Kirsten: Oh Sandy, there you are. I have to talk to you about Veronica Townsend and you know who.
Seth: Now we have a quarome.
Sandy: What happened?
Kirsten: There are factors of which I was not aware of when I had you set them up.
Seth: Wait, you set them up?
Kirsten: Veronica wanted to go out with Summer's dad and she threaten to make Marissa's life hell if we didn't set them up. Neil agreed as a favor.
Sandy: Look Neil is a smart guy, if he wants to go on a second date with her, maybe he see's something in her that we don't.
Summer: Huh?
Seth: What the hockey?
Kirsten: Nah nah nah.
Sandy: Okay okay fine. But we have to make sure she's the one who ends is. If Neil starts pulling away, she might take it out on Marissa.
Seth: Gentile warts
[Summer hits him]
Seth: is the answer.
Kirsten: Seth.

Seth: I'm telling you, it'll work.
Summer: We're not starting a rumor that my dad has genital warts.
Sandy: Hey Seth, how about lending your mom and hand downstairs.
Seth: Actually... uh dad, we're kind of busy right now.
Summer: We're trying to figure out a way to break up my dad and some skank-out-hoebag.
Sandy: Veronica Townsend.
Summer: See everyone knows.
Sandy: You got nothing to worry about, it's a long story, but last nights date, one time thing.
Summer: Really? I mean because he's bringing her to the party tonight.
Sandy: He's going on a second date with her?
Summer: I don't know.
Kirsten: Oh Sandy, there you are. I have to talk to you about Veronica Townsend and you know who.
Sandy: What happened?
Kirsten: There are factors of which I was not aware of when I had you set them up.
Seth: Wait, you set them up?
Kirsten: Veronica wanted to go on a date with Summer's dad, and she threated to make Marissa's life hell if we didn't. Neil agreed as a favor.
Sandy: Look, Neil's a smart guy, if he wants to go on a second date with her maybe he see's something in her that we dont.
Summer: Huh?
Seth: What the hockey?
Kirsten: Nah nah nah.
Sandy: Okay okay fine, but we have to make sure she's the one who ends it. If Neil starts pulling away she might take it out on Marissa.
Seth: Genital warts is the answer.
[Summer slaps Seth]
Kirsten: Seth!


"The O.C.: The New Kids on the Block (#2.3)" (2004)
Marissa Cooper: Is it just me, or is Zach perfect?
Summer Roberts: He is good looking but not into himself, smart but not a show-off, athletic but sensitive, a politician's son... Hey, he's, like, Newport's Prince William.

Summer Roberts: Holy Mack! You are like, such an adult. I mean, you're not insecure. You're not jealous... Are you a robot?

Summer Roberts: Cohen, that was really sweet.
Seth Cohen: Pathetic and sweet?
Summer Roberts: No, just sweet.

Seth Cohen: Maybe I just can't be just friends with you.
Summer Roberts: Then maybe this is it for us.


"The O.C.: The Perfect Storm (#3.5)" (2005)
Seth Cohen: If Taylor's going to fall for your plan, we need to speak in a language she'll understand.
Summer Roberts: Are you trying to say that you believe me?
Seth Cohen: No, not exactly, but there's just no other options. Do you have her cellphone number?
Summer Roberts: What? We're not going to call her. She's not a moron, just evil.
Seth Cohen: We're not going to call her, my little dim sum, we're going to text her. Or should I say, Dean Hess is.
[hands her a sidekick]
Summer Roberts: You got the bedazzled one? Pink, too? Wait, we can't text her an apology. We're texting her an apology?
Seth Cohen: Nope, an invitation. I got a room at the Mermaid Motel.
Summer Roberts: You mean the place where Ryan may or may not have conceived Theresa's baby and where Marissa's mom and Luke got it on?
Seth Cohen: Newport's very own den of sin.
Summer Roberts: Ew. But I like it.
Seth Cohen: We can even, I mean, if we have some free time ...
[Summer looks disgusted]
Seth Cohen: Whatever.

Seth: I got a room at the Mermaid Hotel.
Summer: You mean the place where Ryan may or may not have conceived Theresa's baby, and where Marissa's mom got in on with Luke?
Seth: Newport's very own "Den of Sin."
Summer: Ew. But I like it.

Summer Roberts: Will you quit peeping out the window, Cohen?
Seth Cohen: [still looking through window] You don't peep out of windows. You peep into them.
Summer Roberts: You'd know.

Seth Cohen: [about Ryan, who is quitting school] He got a job on a fishing boat. He leaves tomorrow night.
Summer Roberts: Wait, what? Are you serious? Your dad's, like, letting him go?
Seth Cohen: He's pulling the old Sandy Cohen Jedi mind-meld on him. Trying to break his will by agreeing with him.
Summer Roberts: Oh, like he did with you? Which you fell for because you were both spineless and weak.
Seth Cohen: Yes, exactly. But this is Ryan we're talking about.


"The O.C.: The Proposal (#1.24)" (2004)
Marissa: Besides, I'm not the only one crying.
Seth: I'm sorry what? I'm allergic, OK, and there is so much pollen in here right now. It's ridiculous.
Marissa: It's OK.
Seth: Hey tomorrow we are watching football, OK?
Summer: Football season is five months away.
Seth: ESPN Classics, OK, we watch old games.

Summer: You're such a dandy, Cohen.
Seth: You're a dandy, woman.

Summer: And we looked through all your toys and we couldn't find any plastic horses but we did find this.
Marissa: Share Bear? Wow!
Seth: She'll watch over you with her Care Bear Stare.
Ryan Atwood: How'd you know about the Care Bear Stare?
Seth: I painted that.

Summer: How can you live like this? Your T-shirts are touching your sweaters!


"The O.C.: The Power of Love (#2.8)" (2005)
Abigail Stevens: I was saying that what's happening in Kashmir just shows us...
Summer Roberts: I know! Pashminas these season were so cute. I don't go anywhere without my cashmere purse!

Summer Roberts: I'm informing myself, Coop. It's impossible, there is so much news. You know, the worst part is, it is constantly changing. If everything could just stop for, like, one day, maybe I could catch up.

Summer Roberts: Compared to my performance today, Cohen came off like Kofi Annan.
Marissa Cooper: Who's Kofi Annan?
Summer Roberts: Some guy Zach's mom knows. I think he works for United Airlines.


"The O.C.: The L.A. (#1.22)" (2004)
Kate: You L.A. chicks are so lame!
Summer: We are not from L.A., we are from Orange County!
Kate: Orange County? Eww!

Summer: I'm sorry. Can we go home? Somewhere with real people?
Seth Cohen: You think we're gonna find that at home? We live in Newport Beach.

Summer: Thank god I had my camera phone! They are autographs of the 21st Century!


"The O.C.: The Way We Were (#2.2)" (2004)
Marissa Cooper: [Marissa doesn't know how to tell Ryan about DJ] I don't know what to do...
Summer Roberts: Well, just explain it to him. He left... and suddenly there was a hot, hot yard guy *in* the yard, who was hot.

Ryan Atwood: [Ryan is at Summer's trying to tell her that Seth still wants her] Look, I know you have a boyfriend...
Summer Roberts: Woah... No, who told you that?
Ryan Atwood: I thought you told Seth that?
Summer Roberts: Well yeah, to torture him. You see, Zach and I, we're just hanging out, he's not my boyfriend. I do not want a boyfriend, okay? I had a boyfriend, he sailed away...

Summer Roberts: What do you want from me, Cohen?
Seth Cohen: I just want you.
Summer Roberts: No, you don't. You had me. You had me at Chrismukkah in a freaking Wonder Woman costume and you chose Anna. You had me three months ago and you left...
Seth Cohen: I wanna make that up to you...
Summer Roberts: It has nothing to do with me, it is about you and it is always about you. What you need and what you want. You know, it seems that you only want me when you can't have me. You like the chase and that's all... so, you know what? You can have it.


"The O.C.: The O.C. Confidential (#2.20)" (2005)
Ryan: We're helping Trey.
Summer: Helping him what, score?

Summer: You did not just give me the finger.
Seth: I didn't give you "the" finger.

Marissa: Don't mind my friend. She's really, really stoned.
Summer: Totally! Very high.


"The O.C.: The Distance (#2.1)" (2004)
Summer Roberts: I feel like my flesh is melting. I just hope it melts evenly.

Summer Roberts: Well my therapist said the best thing I can do to move on in my life is to divest myself of Seth's material possessions.
[Kirsten looks confused]
Summer Roberts: I've got to dump off a bunch of his crap.

Marissa Cooper: Mom wants to take me with her to cardio. She thinks it's another way we can "bond". I almost want to go, so I can work out and get strong enough to kick her ass.
Summer Roberts: Marissa, do you really think you should be going to cardio? Do you really need it?
Marissa Cooper: What's that supposed to mean?
Summer Roberts: No offence, and I really mean this in as a good thing, but you have gotten very thin recently.
Marissa Cooper: I eat.
[Summer takes a sip on her drink and almost chokes]
Summer Roberts: [grimacing] Uh, and you apparently drink too! What's in this? Lighter fluid?
Marissa Cooper: [takes a sip without blinking an eye] It's my own drink. I call it a Newport iced tea.
Summer Roberts: It's ten o'clock in the morning. It's a little too early to be drinking.
Marissa Cooper: For who?


"The O.C.: The Heartbreak (#1.19)" (2004)
Summer: You're in my house.
Seth: And you're dressed. I wonder who's most disappointed.

Seth: Who is this?
Summer: No-one.
Seth: I'm not no-one.
Summer: Princess Sparkle. What do you want?
Seth: She's just Captain Oates's type.
Summer: Well you tell him to keep his hooves off.


"The O.C.: The Showdown (#2.22)" (2005)
Summer Roberts: Nobody messes with my men but me! It is ass-kicking time Coop!

Summer Roberts: I'm sorry, I don't get references before 1990


"The O.C.: The Day After Tomorrow (#3.20)" (2006)
Summer: Remember when the boys made us watch that movie about the gay guys on the mountain?
Marissa: Lord of the Rings.
Summer: Yeah. And you remember that Gollum guy - how he got evil and more evil the closer he got to the firey thing? That's how Seth is about Brown.

Summer: You remember when the guys made us watch that film with the gay guys on the mountain?
Marissa: Lord of the Rings?
Summer: Yeah.


"The O.C.: The Gamble (#1.3)" (2003)
Seth: Hi, Summer. Seth Cohen.
Summer: I'm superstitious. Blow on these.
Seth: What?

Summer: [screams in delight and pulls him towards the table] You're not going anywhere, Sid.
Seth: Seth.
Summer: Whatever!


"The O.C.: The Debut (#1.4)" (2003)
Summer: [looking at Ryan] Every girl needs a white knight.
Seth: Seth Cohen, white knight.

Summer: [to Marissa about Luke] God, he loves you. He got into a fight and burned down a house over you. That's hot.


"The O.C.: The Chrismukkah That Almost Wasn't (#2.6)" (2004)
Summer Roberts: Well, you guys can all give up. But I still believe in a Chrismukkah miracle ... And I have a plan!

Summer Roberts: Whoa, Coop, I cannot believe your dad lives on a boat. That is SO Miami Vice.
Marissa Cooper: You've seen Miami Vice?
Summer Roberts: Repeats. My stepmom finds the pastel colors soothing.
Marissa Cooper: She's on some interesting drugs these days.
Summer Roberts: I'll tell her to keep them away from you.


"The O.C.: The End's Not Near, It's Here (#4.16)" (2007)
Summer: Pancakes had babies! When did this happen?
Taylor Townsend: You didn't know she was pregnant?
Summer: I didn't know he was a she. Oh my god... I'm a bad crack mother.

Summer: I told Seth I wouldn't watch 'Briefcase or no briefcase' until he got home, so I'm reading about The Valley.
Taylor Townsend: Oh my God, that show's still on?
Summer: Just got picked up for five more seasons. You know, these teen dramas they just run forever.


"The O.C.: The Secrets and Lies (#3.19)" (2006)
Summer Roberts: Volchok is Atwood's kryptonite. He'll totally Hulk out!

Seth Cohen: He's got good abs. Women like abs. I've got a six-pack myself, I know.
Summer Roberts: Oh, Cohen, those are your ribs.


"The O.C.: The Second Chance (#2.11)" (2005)
Summer Roberts: Is that Marissa?
Seth Cohen: Yeah. Or as I like to call her, Cosmo Girl. Passion for fashion, and a magic flask.
Summer Roberts: Alcohol as a superpower. Well, that is an interesting take.

Summer Roberts: Do not forget about my rage blackouts.
Seth Cohen: I have not. In fact, it's part of your superpowers.
Summer Roberts: Really?
Seth Cohen: Yeah, it's very Hulk-like.
Summer Roberts: But I'm not gonna turn green, am I?


"The O.C.: The Earth Girls Are Easy (#4.8)" (2006)
Taylor Townsend: Okay, can you keep a secret? But I mean, a big secret, like a really big secret.
Summer Roberts: Yeah.
Taylor Townsend: I think you might be pregnant.

Seth Cohen: [putting down the bag with the pregnancy test] When I found out it was your pregnancy test I totally freaked out, and I thought, this'll change everything. But then Ryan asked me if I could imagine a time when I'd ever not wanna be with you, and I realized that the answer is no.
Summer Roberts: I'm totally pregnant, aren't I?
Seth Cohen: I don't know.
Summer Roberts: What do you mean you don't know?
[Seth holds up a ring]
Summer Roberts: Is that gonna like squirt invisible ink or something?
Seth Cohen: No, but it will make you engaged to me.
Summer Roberts: What? Are you insane?
Seth Cohen: Possibly, but I'm certain on this.
Summer Roberts: No, Cohen, we can't.
Seth Cohen: Sure we can, we're both adults, we don't share DNA...
Summer Roberts: But...
Seth Cohen: You just have to want to. I do.
Summer Roberts: Don't you think we should look at the test first?
Seth Cohen: And have you wonder for the rest of your life if I proposed to you because you're pregnant? I'm doing this because I love you and I wanna spend the rest of my life with you.
Summer Roberts: You know, once you do this, you can't take it back.
Seth Cohen: I know. Summer Roberts, will you marry me?


"The O.C.: The Dawn Patrol (#3.21)" (2006)
Summer: [standing on a coffee cart] Look, I love you this much, and I wanna be with you now, and next year, and whatever comes after that. So I'm asking, in the presence of this coffee cart and the sacred moment that it represents, if you can honestly tell me that you don't love me anymore.

Summer: The break-up is off. That's right, I broke up with you, and technically it's within my power to technically un-break us up.
Seth Cohen: You can do that?
Summer: Technically, I just did. So unless you can explain to my satisfaction what your deal is and why you suddenly don't want to be together next year, we're back on. Technically, efficiently, completely.


"The O.C.: The Strip (#1.26)" (2004)
Summer: He's kissing another girl.
Marissa: [shocked] No.
Summer: Yes, right infront'a me on the phone. I can't believe this. I have been crying actual tears over that *ass* and he's kissing randoms!
Marissa: Okay, you know what? We're gonna have a girls night out, okay? Theresa's coming over and we can do whatever you want.
Summer: Really? Cause all I wanna do right now is go to Las Vegas and kick Cohen's ass.

Summer: [asking for the Cohens' room number at the Hard Rock Hotel] The name is Cohen. C-O-H-E-N. I think that's how you spell it.


"The O.C.: The Mallpisode (#2.15)" (2005)
Seth Cohen: Now that you and I are back together and Lindsay's out of the picture, who knows, maybe Marissa and Ryan might get it together.
Summer Roberts: Are you crazy? There were, like, the worst couple ever. And besides, Marissa's happy now.
Seth Cohen: Okay. And by happy you mean... you mean gay.
Summer Roberts: That's funny.

Summer Roberts: Go to sleep in a mall and wake up in a mall. Come on, it's like being awake, but still dreaming.


"The O.C.: The Dearly Beloved (#2.24)" (2005)
Summer Roberts: Ok, we'll go just as soon as you tell me what's going on.
Marissa Cooper: What do you mean?
Summer Roberts: Weird bruises and tension around Trey, then that cut on your head and you don't even bother to make up an excuse. Marissa, please don't lie to me. I'm your best friend and I know something happened.


"The O.C.: The Father Knows Best (#2.13)" (2005)
Marissa: I've been dating Alex.
Summer: What?
Marissa: I mean, Alex and I, we've been dating.
Summer: What? WHAT?
Marissa: Just for a couple of weeks.
Summer: Alex? Seth's Alex?
Marissa: [nods] Mm-hmm.
Summer: Girl Alex?
Marissa: Yeah.
Summer: Huh. Well, who else knows?
Marissa: Uh, just you.
Summer: Huh. So, you and Alex. Have you two been...
Marissa: Uh uh. Me and Alex... yes, we have.
Summer: So, are you like a...
Marissa: No! I mean... I don't know. I just... I really like her.
Summer: Well, she is pretty hot.
Marissa: Hey look, you don't have to say anything. It's just... I really needed to tell you. We're still friends, right?
Summer: Of course we are. Come here.
[they hug]
Summer: Aww, this isn't turning you on, right?


"The O.C.: The Nana (#1.23)" (2004)
Summer: Was I really mean to you?
Seth: No.
[pause]
Seth: That would have required speaking to me.


"The O.C.: The Chrismukkah Bar Mitz-vahkkah (#3.10)" (2005)
Seth: No wait, listen to me. This wouldn't be just an ordinary bar mitzvah, you know what this would be? Wait for it... wait... A Chrismuckkah Bar mitzvahkkah. Spell that dude!
Ryan: That's crazy.
Seth: Yeah? So crazy that it just might work.
Marissa: So we throw a big party...
Summer: And Ryan gets the money from the bar mitzvah?
Marissa: And then we can spend the money for Johnny's surgery.
Ryan: How's this going to work? Am I just gonna stand in front of Newport and sing in Hebrew?
Seth: You chant, and hell yes.


"The O.C.: The SnO.C. (#2.5)" (2004)
Summer Roberts: Oh, the library. God, how can you work in there? It is like *so* quiet!


"The O.C.: The Outsider (#1.5)" (2003)
Summer: What are you doing? I need you to introduce me to...
Seth: You know what Summer? No.
Summer: What?
Seth: All you've done this entire evening is use me to meet rich, older guys.
Summer: That is not true. Ok, maybe a little.
Seth: Do you have any idea how depressing it is to listen to you babbling away about mergers and acquisitions while some guy just stares at your boobs?
Summer: Which guy was staring at my boobs?
Seth: Who cares. The point is that they don't care about you. They don't know who you are, in fact I'll bet that none of these guys knows that every day of third grade you used to share your lunch with that little skinny squirrel who kept getting his nuts stolen by that big fat squirrel.
Summer: I hated that mean squirrel!
Seth: AND none of those guys was there the day you had to read your poem aloud in class and your hand was shaking you were so nervous and you cared what the other kids thought.
Summer: Poem? What poem?
Seth: 'I... wish I were a mermaid'
Summer: You remember that? That was, like, sixth grade.
Seth: 'I wish I were a mermaid, and friends with all the fish. A shiny tail and sea shells, that
[Summer kisses him]
Seth: would be my wish.'


"The O.C.: The Ex-Factor (#2.9)" (2005)
Summer Roberts: So, I'm sorry for being Ultra-Bitch 2000 tonight.
Zach Stevens: Tonight?


"The O.C.: The Links (#1.16)" (2004)
Marissa Cooper: So, clearly, you're okay with being just friends with Seth.
Summer Roberts: Mhmm, clearly.
Marissa Cooper: I was being sarcastic.
Summer Roberts: So was I - which we never were until Cohen showed up and taught us all irony.
[pause]
Summer Roberts: Jackass.
Marissa Cooper: Look, Summ, if it's this hard being around him, then why go? Why do this to yourself?
Summer Roberts: Because, Coop, I told them I was okay with it. I told them I was fine just being their friend. I have a reputation to uphold.
[pause; Marissa nods]
Summer Roberts: And, I can't sabotage the trip if I'm not there.
Marissa Cooper: Summ!


"The O.C.: The Telenovela (#1.20)" (2004)
[explaining why she wants to keep her relationship with Seth a secret]
Summer Roberts: Sure, this week we're the hottest couple, but soon everyone hates us! "How many Juicy Sweatsuits does she need?" "Ugh, that goatee is so 90s!" And pretty soon, the movie bombs and the wedding is called off!


"The O.C.: Pilot (#1.1)" (2003)
Seth: Why don't you go back to Chino? I'm sure there are a bunch of really nice cars in the parking lot that you could steal.
Summer: Chino? Eww!


"The O.C.: The Girlfriend (#1.6)" (2003)
Summer Roberts: What are you doing? I need you to introduce me to...
Seth Cohen: Hey, you know what Summer? No.
Summer Roberts: What?
Seth Cohen: All you've done this whole evening is use me to meet rich, older guys.
Summer Roberts: Ok, that is not true
[Seth looks at her]
Summer Roberts: Ok, maybe a little.
Seth Cohen: Do you have any idea how depressing it is to listen to you babbling away about mergers and acquisitions while some guy just stares at your boobs?
Summer Roberts: Which guy was staring at my boobs?
Seth Cohen: Who cares. The point is that none of those guys really knows you. They don't care about who you really are. In fact, I'll bet they have no idea that every day of third grade you shared your lunch with that little skinny squirrel who kept getting his nuts stolen by that big fat squirrel.
Summer Roberts: I hated that mean squirrel.
Seth Cohen: And, none of those guys was there the day you had to read your poem aloud in class and your hand was shaking because you were so nervous and you cared what the other kids thought.
Summer Roberts: Poem? What poem?
Seth Cohen: "I... wish I was a mermaid"
Summer Roberts: You remember that? That must've been, like, sixth grade.
Seth Cohen: "I wish I was a mermaid, and friends with all the fish, a shiny tail and seashells, that's-
[Summer kisses him]
Seth Cohen: what I would wish"


"The O.C.: The Dream Lover (#4.11)" (2007)
Taylor Townsend: So, what do Brutus, Judas, Benedict Arnold, Julius Rosenberg, Ethel Rosenberg - although that's debatable - and you have in common?
Summer Roberts: We all did what we thought was right?


"The O.C.: The Best Chrismukkah Ever (#1.13)" (2003)
[Summer tries to impress the comic-obsessed Seth by dressing as Wonder Woman]
Seth: [clearly impressed] I think I'm gonna pass out.
Summer Roberts: [throws the Lasso of Truth around Seth] You're not going anywhere.


"The O.C.: The Swells (#3.6)" (2005)
Sandy: Where's Marissa?
Summer: Oh, she can't make it. She's busy.
Ryan: Oh, is she studying? Cause... I've been known to get her to blow off some homework.
Summer: Uh, she's not studying. She's at the beach... with Johnny.
[Awkward silence]
Seth: Ryan, try not to punch Summer.
Summer: I'm just the messenger.


"The O.C.: The Cliffhanger (#3.14)" (2006)
Seth: [Seth is high and just finished watching "Save the Last Dance" with Summer] This is pretty amazing too.
Summer: It's just a blue screen Cohen.
Seth: I know, it's so blue. I never realized it was so blue before. It's kind of like I wanna go swimming in it or something.
Summer: Yeah...
Seth: A little dippy-dip.
Summer: Kay, it's pretty blue. Will you excuse me, I gotta go to the bathroom.
Seth: Yeah, I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere. We should... we should take our pants off.


"The O.C.: The O.Sea (#2.23)" (2005)
Summer: My dream involved a date. A hot guy in a tux with a carnation pinned to his lapel. Instead, I'm drawing straws between nerd boy and ass clown.


"The O.C.: The College Try (#3.22)" (2006)
Prefrosh #1: The fact is, the US has been performing its own Jihads for decades. Just, instead of Allah, the killing is done in the name of oil.
Pre Frosh #2: Totally.
Summer Roberts: ...You guys, what is Jihad?
Prefrosh #1: ...Exactly!
Pre Frosh #2: Way to reframe the question, Summer.


"The O.C.: The Rainy Day Women (#2.14)" (2005)
Elaine Stevens: Are you a fan of Botticelli?
Summer Roberts: Yes, yes, I am. Although I prefer his earlier work. You know, the comedies.


"The O.C.: The Gringos (#4.2)" (2006)
Summer Roberts: Taylor, you got married!
Taylor Townsend: It was Paris. It seemed like the thing to do.


"The O.C.: The Model Home (#1.2)" (2003)
Summer: Still hasn't called you back, huh? Well, he was in lockup. Maybe he's into dudes now.


"The O.C.: The Perfect Couple (#1.10)" (2003)
Summer: I like Seth Cohen.
Seth: You, uh, what now?
Summer: Nothing. I wasn't talking to you. And if you tell anyone what you heard here, I'll kill you.


"The O.C.: The Party Favor (#3.23)" (2006)
Summer Roberts: Not only will I not go to prom with you, but if you and I were stranded on a deserted island I would take the nourishment that your meager frame has to offer, and then I would feed your bones to the sharks.