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: [holding a rambutan in his hand
] WHAT ARE YOU?
: What the hell happened? Glen
: An explosion of flavor. I'm working with some very unstable herbs.
: And they all paid first semester's tuition? Rory
: Yep. 10,000 bucks apiece. I stopped counting after the first 100 checks. Glen
: That's 74 million dollars. Rory
: It's a million dollars, Glen. Glen
: Yeah... In human dollars.
: [seeing the cobweb infested kitchen for the first time
] This kitchen is bitchin.
: Right or Left? Glen
: Right Uncle Ben
: Whose right? Glen
: Your call Uncle Ben
: You're an idiot! Glen
: You're upset, go with what you feel. You got about twelve feet.
[Trailer hits a tree
: Perfect Uncle Ben
: [while Bartleby is on the phone, Glen is on a ladder
] Hey Glen! Catch! Glen
: [Jumps off of ladder into bush
] Mother of hell!
: Glen since when have you been working at the kwik and stop? Glen
: since I got boned HARD by every college I applied to Bartleby Gaines
: why what happened? Glen
: some political crap I got a zero on my SAT's. Sherman Schrader
: you do know you get 600 points just for signing your name right? Glen
: ...aw DAMNIT!
: Holy Balls
: Why'd you get fired? Glen
: I got fired for making a shrimp slushy. Bartleby Gaines
: That's disgusting! Why would you do that pal? Glen
: 'Cause I was hungry and thirsty!
: Oh look there's my old girlfriend Sarah Pellfan... YOU BROKE MY HEART!
: [ordering around in the kitchen
] I got 85 pork tenderloins with balsamic vinegar demiglaze. Ka-blam! Eddie, we gotta pack these paninis for Rory's nature walk. Pronto! And someone get a rabbi down here to bless this chicken. Tomorrow we're gonna go kosher.
: You want me to give you something funny to laugh about? Bartleby Gaines
: You mean funnier than your future alcohol abuse? Glen
: BATTLE ROYALE
: Keep your voices down, people are playing.