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Sheila Albertson (Character)
from Waiting for Guffman (1996)

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Waiting for Guffman (1996)
Sheila: He's teaching me to change my instincts... or at least ignore them.

Ron Albertson: I had to have penis reduction surgery.
Dr. Allan Pearl: Penis *reduction*?
Sheila: I said to him, "Ron, you've gotta do something!" And he says to me, "Well, why don't you get one of those vagina enlargements?"

[Ron and Sheila are extras in some kind of Hollywood western]
Ron Albertson: I'd wish they'd at least give us a line. I made some suggestions...
Sheila: We should be line-DANCING.