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Jacques (Character)
from Brain Donors (1992)

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Brain Donors (1992)
Roland T. Flakfizer: And that spells cash with a capital...
Jacques: K!
Roland T. Flakfizer: You should go back to school.
Jacques: I hated teaching.

Jacques: Are you Roland T. Flakfizer?
Flakfizer: That all depends. Do I owe you money?
Jacques: No.
Flakfizer: In a drunken stupor, did I promise to marry you?
Jacques: No.
Flakfizer: Then I'm your man!

Jacques: What about me?
Roland T. Flakfizer: To show you no fairness, Rocco and I will also split your salary 50/50.
Jacques: Thanks!
Roland T. Flakfizer: That should you keep you out of a high income bracket. Come to think of it, that you should keep you out of any income bracket.

Jacques: Society's to blame.
Roland T. Flakfizer: Too much violence in the movies.
Rocco Melonchek: It's my environment.
Jacques: We were carrying out orders!
Roland T. Flakfizer: It's the Japanese. They're buying up everything.
Rocco Melonchek: Did we leave anything out?

Roland T. Flakfizer: You can be my chauffeur.
Rocco Melonchek: How much?
Roland T. Flakfizer: 200 bucks a week.
Rocco Melonchek: 600.
Roland T. Flakfizer: 300.
Jacques: 400.
Rocco Melonchek: 800.
Jacques: 900.
Roland T. Flakfizer: Wait a minute, wait a minute! Shouldn't I be in this negotiation somewhere? 350 and not a penny more.
Rocco Melonchek: I'll take it.
Jacques: What happened to one thousand?
Rocco Melonchek: I allow for taxes. I want four weeks in advance.
Jacques: Five weeks.
Rocco Melonchek: Six weeks.
Roland T. Flakfizer: Hold it, hold it, I'm giving you one minute to stop all this!
Rocco Melonchek: Two minutes.
Jacques: Five minutes.
Rocco Melonchek: Seven minutes.
Jacques: Nine minutes.
Roland T. Flakfizer: I've stepped into my own private living hell...