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[Wondering where Flakfizer has hidden his lover
: Ah! Your suite! Roland T. Flakfizer
: You're pretty terrific yourself.
: Let's step outside and settle this like men! Lazlo
: We are outside. Flakfizer
: OK, let's step inside and settle it like women.
Roland T. Flakfizer
: And she looks like she's about fifteen. Lazlo
: No, no, no. Roland T. Flakfizer
: Okay, fourteen then. In fact I know she's fourteen, because I was dating her a year ago.
: I will do whatever is best for the ballet! Roland T. Flakfizer
: Well, there's no reason to commit suicide.