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Quotes for
Xiao-Mei (Character)
from "Desperate Housewives" (2004)

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"Desperate Housewives: Listen to the Rain on the Roof (#3.1)" (2006)
Xiao-Mei: [as Gabrielle brings Xiao-Mei her tray of food in bed] Where are my crackers?
Gabrielle: We're out... but I brought you a pickle.
Xiao-Mei: Pickles and soup? Who eats that?
Gabrielle: That's all I've got.
Xiao-Mei: Ever heard of a store?
[throws pickle]
Gabrielle: You did not just do that!
Xiao-Mei: I hate pickles.
Gabrielle: Pick it up!
Xiao-Mei: Doctor say only get up to pee... better for baby. Remember?
Gabrielle: [picks up pickle and starts walking away]
Xiao-Mei: Don't go! I need you to rub my feet... they're sore. And doctor say...
Gabrielle: Oh cut it out Xiao-Mei the doctor didn't say anything about rubbing your chubby stumps! Rub them yourself.
Xiao-Mei: You treat me like dirt.
Gabrielle: Would you rather be living with Mr.Solis? In a dingy, one bedroom apartment with no air conditioning and no cable? Huh? No!... didn't think so.
Xiao-Mei: You are meanest person I know.
Gabrielle: I am "the" meanest person. You've been in this country a year, modify your nouns, dammit!
Xiao-Mei: What "a" bitch.
Gabrielle: I can't wait for you to pop out that baby, cause when you do I'm putting you on the first plane back to Shang Hi and you're gonna be on all fours and a rice patty before the epidural wears off!
Xiao-Mei: But you promise to get me apartment in Chinatown so I can work for my friend and restaurant; start a new life!
Gabrielle: Tell that to my Chiniese friend..."sue me!"

Xiao-Mei: You are meanest person I know!
Gabrielle: I am THE meanest person you know. You've been in this country a year, modify your nouns, dammit.