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John Rowland (Character)
from "Desperate Housewives" (2004)

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"Desperate Housewives: Pilot (#1.1)" (2004)
Gabrielle Solis: This table was hand-carved, Carlos had it imported from Italy. It cost him twenty three thousand dollars.
John Rowland: You wanna do it on the table this time?
Gabrielle Solis: Absolutely.

John Rowland: [John and Gabrielle are lying in her bed together after sex] You know what I don't get?
Gabrielle Solis: What?
John Rowland: Why you married Mr. Solis.
Gabrielle Solis: Well, he promised to give me everything I've ever wanted.
John Rowland: Well, did he?
Gabrielle Solis: Yes.
John Rowland: Then... why aren't you happy?
Gabrielle Solis: Turns out I wanted all the wrong things.
John Rowland: So. Do you love him?
Gabrielle Solis: [sighs] I do.
John Rowland: So, why are we here? Why are we doing this?
Gabrielle Solis: [smoking a cigarette] Because I don't want to wake up one morning with the sudden urge to blow my brains out.
John Rowland: Hey, can I have a drag?
Gabrielle Solis: Absolutely not. You are much too young to smoke.


"Desperate Housewives: Ah, But Underneath (#1.2)" (2004)
John Rowland: Ah. This is great. I got tons of homework tonight. It's so easy to concentrate after sex.
Gabrielle Solis: Well, I'm glad I could help. Education is very important.


"Desperate Housewives: Anything You Can Do (#1.7)" (2004)
Gabrielle Solis: It's me. Don't turn around, my mother-in-law can see you.
John Rowland: I hate that she's always watching us.
Gabrielle Solis: So meet me at the motel in an hour? John?
John Rowland: Uh, I've got plans.
Gabrielle Solis: So cancel.
John Rowland: They're with Danielle. We're going to the movies.
Gabrielle Solis: That sounds like a date.
John Rowland: Yeah.
Gabrielle Solis: Well, I have a problem with you seeing other girls.