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: Oh Tom, you are the one person I know who sucks up to the people below you.
: Did you have sex with her? Tom Sanders
: No! No! No! Susan Hendler
: How did her hand get into your pants?
: An "old girlfriend"... that's about as exclusive as the White Pages!
: Of course everyone knows! I'm so old fashioned, I greet my employees with a handshake!
: Ms. Alvarez, forty-eight hours ago my husband's penis was in another woman's mouth. I don't think there's anything in the law that can help me with that.
: I did NOT have sex with her! Susan Hendler
: Oh, then what was it Tom? She was trying to quit smoking?