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: [about his Republican son
] Steffi, bring down a copy of my will... and an eraser. Okay?
: I never believed in God. No, I didn't even as a little kid. I remember this. I used to think even if he exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
: Frieda, this pasta doesn't have any sauce Frieda
: It's Bavarian pasta, it doesn't need sauce. The Italians need sauce. The Italians were weak!
] I'm through with love, I'll never fall again! Steffi
: What are you talking about? You're only 14! Bob
] I'm through with love, I'll never fall again. Steffi
: What are *you* singing about? You're not in love with Holden!
: [Regarding a mixed metaphor from Steffi
] What is this, Noël Coward with hockey?
: I can't believe I'm having this conversation with my own son, my flesh and blood. I can't believe it. Unless some large Republican pea pods are in the basement and have taken over your body.
: No, I'm fine, I'm fine! As long as I don't move my eyeballs.
: How are you going to go out with this man? You can't get behind him. He won't let you! You try to scratch his back, he'll knife you!
: [Sitting in the funeral parlor
] What's it all about? I ean, what - what are we doing? We're rushing... we're rushing... Bob
: Th-that's right. Steffi
: Where are we going? Laura
: [Commenting as a sidebar to Lane about their parents
] They're so old. Steffi
: ...into the void. Bob
: That's it. The void is it? You know, I never believed in God! Steffi
: Oh. Bob
: No, I didn't... not even asa little kid. I used - I used to think - I remember this - I used to think even if he exists, he's done such a terrible job! Lane
] Dad! Bob
: It's a wonder people don't file a class action suit against him.