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Bob (Character)
from Everyone Says I Love You (1996)

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Everyone Says I Love You (1996)
Bob: [about his Republican son] Steffi, bring down a copy of my will... and an eraser. Okay?

Bob: I never believed in God. No, I didn't even as a little kid. I remember this. I used to think even if he exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.

Bob: Frieda, this pasta doesn't have any sauce
Frieda: It's Bavarian pasta, it doesn't need sauce. The Italians need sauce. The Italians were weak!

Laura: [singing] I'm through with love, I'll never fall again!
Steffi: What are you talking about? You're only 14!
Bob: [singing] I'm through with love, I'll never fall again.
Steffi: What are *you* singing about? You're not in love with Holden!

Bob Dandridge: [Regarding a mixed metaphor from Steffi] What is this, Noël Coward with hockey?

Bob: I can't believe I'm having this conversation with my own son, my flesh and blood. I can't believe it. Unless some large Republican pea pods are in the basement and have taken over your body.

Bob: No, I'm fine, I'm fine! As long as I don't move my eyeballs.

Bob: How are you going to go out with this man? You can't get behind him. He won't let you! You try to scratch his back, he'll knife you!

Steffi: [Sitting in the funeral parlor] What's it all about? I ean, what - what are we doing? We're rushing... we're rushing...
Bob: Th-that's right.
Steffi: Where are we going?
Laura: [Commenting as a sidebar to Lane about their parents] They're so old.
Steffi: ...into the void.
Bob: That's it. The void is it? You know, I never believed in God!
Steffi: Oh.
Bob: No, I didn't... not even asa little kid. I used - I used to think - I remember this - I used to think even if he exists, he's done such a terrible job!
Lane: [Reprovingly] Dad!
Bob: It's a wonder people don't file a class action suit against him.