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Noelle (Character)
from The Truth About Cats & Dogs (1996)

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The Truth About Cats & Dogs (1996)
Dr. Abby Barnes: If I was a guy, I think women would, like, line up to go out with me. I'm smart. I have a good sense of humor. I make a great living.
Noelle: I'd fuck you.
Dr. Abby Barnes: Thank you, honey. I know you would.

Noelle: You and I combined make the perfect woman
Dr. Abby Barnes: No. You and I combined make the perfect political prisoner. What we really do well is act self-righteous and starve.

Noelle: You gotta have a boyfriend, don't you? Otherwise it's just you and a cat and before you know, 40 candles on your birthday cake.

Noelle: What's wrong, Abby?
Dr. Abby Barnes: Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 won't take care of.

Noelle: What is this? Is this cat hair?
Dr. Abby Barnes: I'm shedding. I'm extremely nervous.

Noelle: Disappointment doesn't kill.
Dr. Abby Barnes: Right... rejection kills. Disappointment only maims.

Noelle: I don't eat anything so I can look good on the outside, but on the inside, there's nothing.

Noelle: Besides, he has this small personal habit that just drives me crazy.
Abby: What's that?
Noelle: He loves *you*.

Noelle: Her cheese balls make excellent Christmas gifts!

Noelle: Did you ever look in the mirror so long that your face didn't make sense anymore? It just becomes all these shapes. Just shapes. Not good or bad.

Noelle: You mean you want me to shove my finger up that turtle's ass?

Noelle: Maybe it was all the cake he fed me.
Dr. Abby Barnes: What is that, the twinkie defense?

[contemplating how to reveal Abby's true identity to Brian]
Noelle: Is your show on today?
Dr. Abby Barnes: Yeah.
Noelle: I'll go to his house and I'll turn on the radio.
Dr. Abby Barnes: And?
Noelle: Have you ever noticed how Superman and Clark Kent are never in the same room at the same time?