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: Traitor. Girls are the enemy. Jesse
: No, YOU are the enemy.
: Do you come with a remote? Elvis
: None that I know of.
: Is there an amusement park on this island? Jesse
: No, there's a whale spotting station. Elvis
: Is that where they paint spots on the whales? Jesse
: So how did you get the name Elvis, Elvis? Elvis
: My mom. Glenn
: Funny, that's how I got mine.
: Who said you could touch my necklace? Elvis
: The President of the United States, he announced it on TV.
: You're not going anywhere. Elvis
: But I'm hungry. Glenn
: Eat your hat.
: Hi, I'm Elvis. I'm half Apache. Randolph
: Nice to meet you, Elvis. Apache. They're the sworn enemy of my people.
[Glares at Elvis
: Um, did I say Apache?
: Oh, I meant, I meant, I meant Cherokee. Randolph
: That's even worse.
[Elvis looks in shock then Randolph bursts out laughing
: Traitor Jesse
: What? Elvis
: Girls are the enemy! Jesse
: No, you are the enemy!