Sheriff Samantha Parker
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Sheriff Samantha Parker (Character)
from Eight Legged Freaks (2002)

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Eight Legged Freaks (2002)
Ashley Parker: Mom, I am not you! I'm not gonna get pregnant at 16. I'm not gonna stay here for the rest of my life and be a trailer trash sheriff!
Sheriff Sam Parker: Thanks for the flashback. I really didn't deserve that!

Sheriff Sam Parker: So you're trying to tell me that a giant spider ate Gladys?

Mike: Mom, are you there?
Sheriff Sam Parker: Yea, Mike. Is everything ok?
Mike: Don't make any movements or noises. There's a giant tarantula headed your way.
Sheriff Sam Parker: Copy that.

Sheriff Sam Parker: [to Pete on the phone] Something *ate* your cat?

Ashley Parker: [a jumping spider lands on the roof of the house] What was that?
Sheriff Sam Parker: It's just Pete, he is waiting to come on.
Ashley Parker: I don't think it was Pete.