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Samson Simpson (Character)
from Half Baked (1998)

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Half Baked (1998)
Thurgood Jenkins: I be from Jamaica, mon. Lord have mercy.
Samson Simpson: What part of Jamaica?
Thurgood Jenkins: Right near da beach. Boy-eeee!

Samson Simpson: I'm going to kill your little Mexican friend
Scarface: I'm Cuban, B!
Samson Simpson: Ahhh, yes! Cuban Bee!

Scarface: Yo I'm Cuban, B!
Samson Simpson: Yes, Cuban B.

Thurgood Jenkins: [in a woman's voice] Samson... it's Sheila... M-Momma fell...
Samson Simpson: Shut up, bitch!