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: We've got to go back and get grandpa's ashes. Jan Wolfhouse
: You go, I'm never leaving this place.
: Get bent, Umlaut
: [about Great Gam Gam
] All I'm saying is... that whore thing could be a real possibility. Some of my best friends are whores. Jan Wolfhouse
: We know, Barry.
: [Barry picked up a woman
] Are you sure you want to do this? Barry Badrinath
: Are you kidding? She's hot as hell! I'm just lookin' for a little slap n' pickle. Jan Wolfhouse
: You're drunk. Barry Badrinath
: Hey... I'm drunk, you're drunk... everybody's drunk!
: And here's something else you forgot to factor in - we're not that drunk. Pim Scutney
: Did you hear that everybody? They said they're not that drunk! Cheeky bastards! Crowd
: [shouting along
] They're not that drunk! They're not that drunk! They're not that drunk!
: [after trying the beer
] What's wrong? Jan Wolfhouse
: This means Great Gam Gam really was a whore. Todd Wolfhouse
: [thinks about it for a second, then runs off with his ears covererd
] LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA...
: So yeah, I heard you got fired from the brewery? Landfill
: [Landfill gets mad, throws his trophy
] God damn brewery! You know that brewery makes 10,000 bottles of beer a day. I drink 45 of them, and I'm the asshole!
Steve "Fink" Finklestein
: Somehow I cloned a batch of monkey frogs. Todd Wolfhouse
: They hand out Nobel prizes for stuff like that? Jan Wolfhouse
: Let me see that, let me see you little...
[looking in to the bag, monkey frog screams
] Jan Wolfhouse
: Oh my god! Todd Wolfhouse
: Oh my god, what have you done?
: We are gonna wipe our schwanz on you. Jan Wolfhouse
: Bring it on, meine bitch.
: Where are you taking him?
[Two shots of a gun
: He is of no concern to you.
: Despite your thievery, we are prepared to buy it from you right now... in cash.
[opens suitcase of euros
] Jan Wolfhouse
: Big deal. A suitcase full of monopoly money. Schlemmer
: Come on, those are euros. Landfill
: What's that, like pesos? Otto
: That is legal European tender! Rolf
: I told you we should have brought Deutsch marks. Gunter
: But they are so hard to find!
Great Gam Gam
: [seeing Jan's black eye
] What happened to you? Jan Wolfhouse
: Oh, I, uh, accidentally walked into a wall... the Berlin Wall...
: So what else do the Germans do? Great Gam Gam
: They also practice by drinking the urine of a ram. Todd Wolfhouse
: The - the what? Great Gam Gam
: They drink ram's piss. Steve "Fink" Finklestein
: Because of the pH balance? Great Gam Gam
: No... because if you can drink ram's piss, fuck, you can drink almost anything. Steve "Fink" Finklestein
: She said "fuck."