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: Boy this is great! This is just like that John Wayne movie when he and Sundance were in Bulgaria. Abner
: Bolivia. They were in Bolivia. Wait a minute, they were killed in Bolivia. Ernest
: Well maybe they should've stayed in Bulgaria.
: Look, consider the ramifications! Ernest
: We don't have any ramifications, all we've got is this cannon!
: I'm a professor with two Ph.D.'s, so why is it I'm running around with a refugee from Sesame Street?
: I left my detector! Ernest
: So did I! Abner
: But it was a Ten Co. Ernest
: Mine was an Eleven-Co.
: Ernest, are you dead? Ernest
: I guess I would be if I weren't just *that* close to being an actual cartoon.
: You need a CAT scan, Ernest!