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: I hate violence, but drugs ARE bad.
: Wow. That Grace sure makes me feel warm and welcome. Grandma Lilly
: Well, you'd be bitter too if you had four husbands die on you. Alex
: Probably suicides.
[Bea looks horrified
: It was a joke.
: [after drinking pot tea
] I can hear my... hair growing. You want some soup?
: Oh listen, your father tells me that you need a place to stay. Alex
: Yeah... Grandma Lilly
: Just so you know, Sophie left us two weeks ago, so her room is available if you need it. Alex
: Oh? Where'd Sophie move to? Grandma Lilly
: Grace you remember my grandson Alex - our new "roommate." Alex
: How long you stayin'? Alex
: Um, just until I find a new apartment. Grace
: Have a girlfriend? Alex
: No. Grace
: How old are you now? Alex
: I'll be 36 in October. Grace
: My grandson's gay, too. I'll give you his number. Alex
: I'm not gay, but, thank you? Grace
: Take that, you dirty dopers.
: You're the reason Alex has been tired all week? Grace
: Well, we have been sort of rough on him. But, he is kind of soft if you know what I mean. Grandma Lilly
: We're not used to having a man in the house, so I guess we ride him pretty hard. Barry
: Ohh, that is so gnarly.
[Alex sees that his bong has become a flower vase
: Where did you get this vase? Grandma Lilly
: Oh, I found it in your laundry when I was cleaning up. It smelled awful, so I cleaned it. Doesn't it look nice?
: Once you got to high school, you just seemed to lose focus. It was probably just puberty. Alex
: [making joint smoking gesture behind her
] Yeah, I'm sure it was puberty.
: Hey, uh, Sophie didn't die on the bed, did she? Grandma Lilly
: No. Alex
: Good, good, good. Grandma Lilly
: She fell out of bed and died right here. Alex
: [ghostly voice
] Ohhh... I died on the floor... and *nobody* helped me! Alex
: You have got to be fucking shitting me. Grandma Lilly
: Ohh it's so cold... when you're dead... Alex
: I swear to God, I would've helped you, Sophie. Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. I would've helped you. I just wasn't here... Grandma Lilly
: [jumps up
] Gotcha! Alex
: Ahh! Oh my God! Grandma Lilly
: You scaredy cat! Alex
: What the hell are you doing, Grandma? Grandma Lilly
: I told you we were going to have fun!