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: Good morning, mother. I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't play with George's mind. Beatrice
: Well, there isn't really much to play with, but all right.
: You remember my son-in-law, George. Lyle
: I do. George, clearly the best man won, but no hard feelings. Shake?
[George shakes whole body
: What are you doing here? I mean, last time we saw you, you tried to have George killed, Ape captured, and dragged me off to marry you. Lyle
: That actually wasn't me, kitten. That was the altitude sickness.
[Beatrice's phone rings
: Hello? Hello? George
: [holding phone wrong way
] Hello? Beatrice
: Turn the phone around, you idiot.
: We're dead meat. Lyle
: I thought I was making progress. Beatrice
: That ape has a better chance of running off with her than you do. Lyle
: He does? Where have you heard?
: [to Ursula
] You belong back here. Soon your whole identity is going to get swallowed up by George and the Ursula we know and love is gonna disappear. Beatrice
: And you deserve a husband who'd rather spend time with you than a gorilla.
[Ursula sees muted picture of Ape on TV
: There's something about that ape that feels really familiar. Beatrice
: It's King Kong. Ursula
: I thought King Kong was in black and white. Beatrice
: Would you believe Hollywood? They colorized it. Ursula
: [over phone to Beatrice, about deed
] Turns out your idiot son-in-law has it. But where does he keep it. Beatrice
: I'll ask him.
: George? George
: Hmm? Beatrice
: Where do you keep the deed to Ape Mountain? George
: George hide in buttflap.
[walks into vine and trips
: He keeps it in his underwear. Lyle
: Now, the only question is how do we get him and his underwear back here, so I can take it?