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: Dog eat dog? Dog eat dog here? Ursula Stanhope
: No, that's not what I meant. George
: George never bringing Shep here. Uh uh. Never.
: So I'll tell my dad first thing in the morning. Betsy
: Make that second thing. First thing, I suggest you buy jungle man some clothes.
[George is wearing a dress
: Nice butt flap.
: And you can watch TV, and eat, and relax, and I'll be back as soon as I can. Just stay here. Narrator
: Stay here? George is king of the jungle. No four walls built by modern man can contain him George
: Not true. George have every intention of doing exactly what Ursula say. Narrator
: Really? Is that so? George
: For a while.
: [going crazy
] Why wouldn't an ape read textbooks and why wouldn't I find myself in a treehouse with room service and a Tarzan wannabe wearing a... What do you call that thing? George
: Well, Ursula's fiancè is in prison, and there's a jungle man sleeping on her balcony. She could use a best friend right now. Betsy
: Hi. Ursula Stanhope
: Hi. Betsy
: I got here as fast as I could. Where is he? Ursula Stanhope
: Oh, he's in the waterf... he's in the shower. Betsy
: Not anymore. Ursula Stanhope
: Oh! George.
[sees him naked
: Bad waterfall. First water get hot, then George slip on this strange yellow rock.
: Oh. Hi, George of Jungle. Betsy
: Charmed, I'm sure. Ursula Stanhope
: George, hold this big book.
[he holds book covering his front part
] Ursula Stanhope
: Cover the booty.
[puts bowl on behind
] Ursula Stanhope
: Let's get you some clothes. Sorry, Betsy. George
: Bye. Betsy
: No problem.
: Now I can see why they made him king of the jungle.
: And this is Neiman Marcus George
: Ooh! They have big shiny cave.
: That close one, huh?
] Ursula Stanhope
: Watch out for that tree!
[George looks up and Ursula's head hits branch, knocking her out
: [on Ursula's apartment balcony
] This very high treehouse. Ursula Stanhope
: Mmm-hmm. George
: Good place to call friends from, sound carry. Ursula Stanhope
: Oh, no...
[George lets out jungle call
] Ursula Stanhope
: ...the neighbors.
[Ursula screams at the sight of Ape
: No, no! It's all right! Ape friend! Ape make your breakfast! Ursula Stanhope
] What does it want? What does it want? Ape
: "It" wants "its" Physician's Desk Reference, if you don't mind. Unless you'd rather die of dengue fever, of course. Ursula Stanhope
: [laughing hysterically
] That is very funny! Ape
] Ha, ha, ha... Ursula Stanhope
: I thought I heard the monkey talk!
: [on George
] Did you just say "love"? Ursula's mother
] No... Ursula Stanhope
: You did. You're right... Ursula's mother
: Ursula... Don't say it... Ursula Stanhope
: I love him! I'm out of here. Ursula's mother
: Ursula! You can't love him! Arthur, say something! Arthur Stanhope, Ursula's Dad
: Be careful out there, honey. Ursula's mother
] What? Ursula Stanhope
: Goodbye, Daddy.
[kisses him, then runs out of the room
] Ursula's mother
: Ursula, come back! Arthur, do something! Arthur Stanhope, Ursula's Dad
: What would you have me do? There's obviously no stopping her. Ursula's mother
: Oh, God!
[she downs the rest of her drink, then goes running after Ursula
] Ursula's mother
] Ursula! Arthur Stanhope, Ursula's Dad
: [under his breath
] God, that woman's a pain in the ass.
: Sleep sweet, Ursula. Ursula Stanhope
: Sleep sweet, George.
[after returning from Africa, Ursula phones her mother from a limousine
] Ursula's mother
: You're sure you did not catch dengue fever? Ursula Stanhope
: No mother, I did not catch dengue fever. Ursula's mother
: Well, how's your temperature? Ursula Stanhope
: [puts a hand to her forehead
] Normal. Ursula's mother
: Color of your tongue? Ursula Stanhope
: [checks it in the mirror
] Pink. Ursula's mother
: What about your, uh, mmm-mmm? Ursula Stanhope
] Mommy, make that monkey stop talking...
: Meanwhile, at a very big and expensive waterfall set, Ursula was amazed that she was lost in the wilderness with a jungle man. Ursula Stanhope
: ...and here I am lost in the wilderness with a jungle man.
: As George gleefully greeted his performing pals. Ursula wondered if she'd ever come first. Ursula
: [to herself
] I wonder if I'll ever come first.
: Sorry George late, but George had important royal duty to tend to. Ursula
: In other words, you were playing coconut ball. George
: And George score winning goal. Maybe sometime Ursula come out and try for cheerleader. Ursula
: I tried once, but the gorillas turned me down because I wasn't pretty enough.
[George kisses Ursula
: You look pretty to me. Ursula
: Well, maybe you should tell that to the gorillas. George
: George promise - tonight, spend whole night with Ursula. Okay? Ursula
: Can George give Junior vine swinging lesson before we eat? George Jr
: Vine swinging's a little dangerous George
: [looks at Ursula
] Must be from your side of family George Jr
: Vine surfing is much cooler. George
: What dangerous about swinging? Swinging fun. George show you. Ursula
: Honey, maybe that's not such a good idea. George
: Why? It easy.
: Meanwhile, back in the jungle, George was taking care of some serious jungle business. Ursula
: George, the sink's stuffed again! Narrator
: Well, kind of serious. George
: Don't worry. George fix.
[they go in front of each other, but George moves her to side
[continues searching and finds problem
: Hey, come here.
[George pulls on snake, but it is stuck in sink. He strains and finally pulls the whole sink out
[looks up at George scoldingly
: [George smiles sheepishly
: [trips on plate
] Woah! Tookie
: Aak aak eek eek Tookie Tookie! Aak aak eek eek Tookie Tookie! Ursula
: George, you better answer the bird.
: George lucky man. He's got Ursula, and Junior...
[coconut falls on George's head
: ...and really strong head. Ursula
: Honey, I wouldn't worry about Junior swinging. He's the son of the greatest swinger of all time. How could he not learn how to swing? George
: That make George happy.
[George wiping sink with asparagus
: Honey? What's the matter George
[Sits on asparagus
: Good morning, mother. I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't play with George's mind. Beatrice
: Well, there isn't really much to play with, but all right.
: Get her a nice present to help scratch it.
: A backscratcher. George
: To help with itch.
: George, this is Rocky. He's very honored to meet you. Ursula
: Why do they call him Rocky?
[bell dings and Rocky punches George's face
: Because when he gets nervous, he does that. George
: [in between blows
] George... honored... to... meet... Rocky... too.
: You remember my son-in-law, George. Lyle
: I do. George, clearly the best man won, but no hard feelings. Shake?
[George shakes whole body
: What are you doing here? I mean, last time we saw you, you tried to have George killed, Ape captured, and dragged me off to marry you. Lyle
: That actually wasn't me, kitten. That was the altitude sickness.
: Hey, don't hog the Choco-Blast. Ursula
: I'll give you the Choco-Blast if Courtney gives up the Funky Monkey. Courtney
: I'd have thought you'd seen enough funky monkeys. Ursula
: I've missed you guys. Betsy
: And we've missed you. Tiffany
: Speaking of things you've missed, you know who's looking amazing? Lyle. Courtney
: You're right. He's such a catch. He's charming, rich, sensitive... Tiffany
: ...and is equally at home with small animals and children. Ursula
: [sees them reading off poster behind them
] Are you reading that?
[Beatrice runs off with poster
[Ursula sees muted picture of Ape on TV
: There's something about that ape that feels really familiar. Beatrice
: It's King Kong. Ursula
: I thought King Kong was in black and white. Beatrice
: Would you believe Hollywood? They colorized it. Ursula
: I can't help feeling that something's missing. That somewhere, out there, something's waiting for me.
[George swings in and Ursula falls off bed
: Sorry to surprise Ursula, but George can't take living without Ursula. George madly in love. Ursula
: Look, I don't know who you are, but I'm married. Unfortunately. George
: Right. George Ursula's husband.
: Ursula more confused than George. But no time to talk, Bukuvu in trouble. Must get back. George put Ursula first, then jungle, hmm? Ursula
: Listen, I've never heard of the Bukuvu and Lyle's my husband. Thought I have to admit you are quite attractive, and have these sinewy arms of a god! But I'm one of those old-fashioned types and I take my marriage vows very seriously. Betsy
: Then can I have him? George
: Sorry. George love Ursula more than anything in the world. Ursula mean everything to George.
: See if you can spot our discreet product placement.
[Shep is wearing sneakers
: That's my Shep. Yes, that's my Shep. Ursula
: Oh, the elephant's wearing New Balance.
: Your precious anteater tricked us into taking baby medicine! George
: Little Shep would never do such a thing! Magnolia
: It's true George, he's *evil*! George
: [sticking his fingers in his nose
] George can't hear you! George can't hear you! Also... can't smell you. Ape
: George, take your fingers out of your nose and listen!
: The smells are going away - George solved whole problem! Ursula
: But you created the problem! George
: Ah! But, George *solved* the problem! What's George's big reward? huh? huh? huh?