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: [after dispatching some Soviets
] I'm so sorry. That is the old me.
: [Wants to impress the Russians with a Russian phrase
] Dutch, give me something tough. Dutch
[browses dictionary in panic
: Baryshnikov. Cosmonaut Dimitri
: We do speak English. Simmons
: Dutch, you suck. Dutch
: It's a Cyrillic alphabet. It's like all the buttons you never push on a calculator! I don't suck.
[Crankcase pulls Simmons out and throws him on the road
: Oh, mein Gott! I'm fired!
: [about Carly
] She lives here? Wow!
: You had your chance to frisk her. Dutch
: I have a girlfriend. Simmons
: Really, what's her name? Dutch
: I'm thinkin' booze. Gerhardt
: Cocaine. Roshanda
: Pain killers. Bobbie Jean
: This is not a nice game.
] Oh my God! Look at my package!
: There's a time when you can share and you hold hands and be on the same path. But there's always a fork in the road... at some point. And sometimes you have to go on one part of the fork and they gotta go on the other part of the fork. Or just down the back part of the fork while you go forward. And they're like *sigh* Or they got a salad fork and you have one of the big dinner forks and you have longer to go but they're like done because that's it, they're stuck on a piece of food, that they *sigh*. A desert fork or like one of those, you know small little shrimp forks or crab forks and you're trying to get out a crab. They're like that and you're over here jumping to the huge serving fork or something like that, or a ladle, you know.
: [last lines - crying
] What are you doing here, it's so good to see you.