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Bob Pinciotti (Character)
from "That '70s Show" (1998)
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Reginald "Red" Forman: This mall is only big enough for one Santa, Bob.
Bob Pinciotti: Tell ya what, you name five reindeer and I'll step down.
Reginald "Red" Forman: I can name five toes that are gonna be in your ass!
Kitty Forman: [annoyed] Oh for goodness sake, why don't we stop calling it Christmas and call it Assmas?
Bob Pinciotti: [gets up, sighing] Fine, I'll go. I only got worked up because Joanne's gone, Donna's working. The only people I have at home are my two friends, Egg and Nog.
[Red sighs and takes off his Santa suit]
Reginald "Red" Forman: Alright, fine. You wanna be Santa, go ahead.
Bob Pinciotti: [sits back] Thanks, Red.
Reginald "Red" Forman: Yeah, it's all for the best. I've already eaten about two pounds of fake beard as it is.
[the young boy returns with a cop. He points accusingly at Bob, mistakes him for Red]
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