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: [preparing to leave
] Well, friend, we'll be on our way now, so... Beaver
: Uh-uh-uh! Not so fast, sonny.
[puts on the muzzle
: I'll have to make certain it's satisfactory before we settle on a price. Tramp
: Oh, no. It's all yours, friend. You can keep it. Beaver
: I can, eh?
: I can? Lady
: Uh-huh. It's a free sample. Beaver
: [very pleased
] Well, thanks a lot. Thanks ever so...
[he slips and falls, dragging the log along; they land in the pond, where the log fits neatly over the dam spillway
] Say! It works swell!
: [struggling with a log
] Ah-ah-ah, busy sonny, busy! Gotta slide this sycamore to the - ung - swamp! Tramp
: But this'll only take a second of your time... Beaver
: Only a second! Listen, listen sonny, you realize every second, seventy centimeters of water is wasted over that spillway? Tramp
: Yeah, but... Beaver
: Gotta get this log movin', sonny, gotta get it movin'! T'ain't the cuttin' take's the time, it's the doggone haulin'! Tramp
: [looking from the leash to a branch on the log
] The hauling! Exactly! Now, what you need is... Beaver
: [chewing through part of the log
] Better bisect this section here... Tramp
: What you need is a log puller.
: I SAID A LOG PULLER! Beaver
: I ain't deef, sonny. There's no need to... Did you say log puller? Tramp
: [like a salesman
] Haha, and by lucky coincidence, you see before you, modeled by the lovely little lady, the new, improved, patented, handy-dandy, never-fail little giant log puller. The busy beaver's friend! Beaver
: You don't say! Tramp
: Guaranteed not to wear, tear, rip or ravel. Turn around, sister, and show the customer the merchandise. And it cuts log-hauling time sixty-six percent! Beaver
: Sixty-six percent, eh? Figure that! Well, how's it work? Tramp
] Why, it's no work at all! You merely slip this ring over the limb like this, and haul it off! Beaver
: Uh, say, d'you mind if I slip it on for size? Tramp
: Help yourself, friend, help yourself! Beaver
: Okay! Hehe. Don't mind if I do! Uh... how'd'ya get the carn-starnded thing off, sonny? Tramp
: Glad you brought that up, friend, glad you brought that up! To remove it, simply place the strap between your teeth... Beaver
: Like this? Tramp
: Kee-rect, friend. Now bite HARD!
[beaver bites the muzzle off
: You see? Lady
: It's off! Beaver
: Say, that *is* simple!