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: We can't have toys out on the market that may be dangerous. Larry Benson
: How can they be dangerous? Everything on them is standard. The design is standard, the materials are standard... The mechanicals are standard. Even the... Oh. Irwin Wayfair
: What's "Oh"? Larry Benson
: What? Irwin Wayfair
: You just said "Oh." Larry Benson
: No, l said "Oh." Irwin Wayfair
: "Oh" like "Something interesting" or "We're screwed"? Larry Benson
: No. l mean, hey, whoa, oh... Forget the "Oh". l'll go to legal to start on the countersuit. Irwin Wayfair
: The chips! That's the "Oh."! These microprocessing chips. What do they do and where did you get them from? Larry Benson
: They microprocess. And they come from the land of l Saved Your Job. Irwin Wayfair
: [as Irwin checking the origins of the chips in the computer
] They were designed for the Defense Department. You put munitions chips in toys?
: Great! All we need now is a nuclear warhead. Irwin Wayfair
: l doubt l'll have one in the junk drawer. Phil Fimple
: Nuclear warhead? What are you talking about? Larry Benson
: The chips aren't shielded against an EMP. A nuclear blast would wipe them out. Irwin Wayfair
: That's why the military never used them. Stuart Abernathy
: What kind of moron would put military technology in toys? Irwin Wayfair
: [pointing at Larry
] Well that would be Gizmo over here.
] Irwin Wayfair
: He's here! He's early! He's not supposed to be here now. He said... okay, here's the copy of... check. Larry Benson
: Pretty exciting, huh? Irwin Wayfair
: I don't know. I think it's kinda sad, I mean you know Heartland Toys has a long tradition of bringing joy to kids, ya know? Gil Mars isn't going to care about any of that. He's just gonna care about profits. I think it sucks. Larry Benson
: Welcome to Earth, Irwin. You may not be familiar with our company, but this is pretty much the way things work down here in the real world. Irwin Wayfair
: Yeah, well the real world sucks.