Alan Abernathy
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Alan Abernathy (Character)
from Small Soldiers (1998)

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Small Soldiers (1998)
Archer: What's your name?
Alan: Alan. Now shut up!
Archer: Greetings, Alan now shut up.

Archer: Greetings. I am Archer, emissary or the Gorgonites.
Alan: Awfully polite for a monster.

Archer: Alan, friend of Archer, defender of all Gorgonites, Keeper of Encarta...
Alan: "Keeper of Encarta"? You were using my computer? If I find a virus in there you're headed for the microwave!

Alan: Damn potholes.

Joe: So what's the seminar your dad's goin' to?
Alan: "How to Make a Success of Your Small Buisness." My suggestion was torch the place.
Joe: Not a good idea. Arson forensics nowadays is very sophisticated.

Christy Fimple: Any sign of the Gorgonites?
Alan: No, none of them.
Phil Fimple: [calling off shot] Come on Christy!
Christy Fimple: [kisses Alan on cheek] I gotta go.
[Alan grabs her and kisses her overdramatically]
Gil Mars: [getting into helicopter, looking at wreckage] Too bad, would've made a hell of a commercial.

Alan: [Freakenstein and Punch-It are at Alan's computer] What are you looking for?
Freakenstein: Gorgon.
Alan: Well, this is a Central Park.
Freakenstein: The Isle of Gorgon is our homeland.
Punch-It: Will you help us find it?
Alan: I don't think you're gonna find it in here.
Archer: [at Alan's bedroom window] Alan, if Gorgon is not in that window, is it in this one?

Christy Fimple: You rescued me!
[Grabs Alan and gives him a passionate kiss]
Alan: Anytime
[Christy grabs Alan and gives him another passionate kiss]
Christy Fimple: Lets go get those creeps!