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: What's your name? Alan
: Alan. Now shut up! Archer
: Greetings, Alan now shut up.
: Greetings. I am Archer, emissary or the Gorgonites. Alan
: Awfully polite for a monster.
: Alan, friend of Archer, defender of all Gorgonites, Keeper of Encarta... Alan
: "Keeper of Encarta"? You were using my computer? If I find a virus in there you're headed for the microwave!
: Damn potholes.
: So what's the seminar your dad's goin' to? Alan
: "How to Make a Success of Your Small Buisness." My suggestion was torch the place. Joe
: Not a good idea. Arson forensics nowadays is very sophisticated.
: Any sign of the Gorgonites? Alan
: No, none of them. Phil Fimple
: [calling off shot
] Come on Christy! Christy Fimple
: [kisses Alan on cheek
] I gotta go.
[Alan grabs her and kisses her overdramatically
] Gil Mars
: [getting into helicopter, looking at wreckage
] Too bad, would've made a hell of a commercial.
: [Freakenstein and Punch-It are at Alan's computer
] What are you looking for? Freakenstein
: Gorgon. Alan
: Well, this is a Central Park. Freakenstein
: The Isle of Gorgon is our homeland. Punch-It
: Will you help us find it? Alan
: I don't think you're gonna find it in here. Archer
: [at Alan's bedroom window
] Alan, if Gorgon is not in that window, is it in this one?
: You rescued me!
[Grabs Alan and gives him a passionate kiss
[Christy grabs Alan and gives him another passionate kiss
] Christy Fimple
: Lets go get those creeps!