Chip Hazard
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Chip Hazard (Character)
from Small Soldiers (1998)

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Small Soldiers (1998)
Major Chip Hazard: You've got a lot of guts. Let's see what they look like.

Major Chip Hazard: I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning.

Chip Hazard: Nick Nitro's battery has run out, but his memory lives on.

Major Chip Hazard: It's a small world after all.

Chip Hazard: We are the Commando Elite. Everything else is just a toy!

Major Chip Hazard: We're not toys, we're action figures!

[while pulling the X-1000 chip from the deceased Nick Nitro's head]
Major Chip Hazard: A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Chip Hazard: His battery has run out but his memory will keep going, and going, and going.

Chip Hazard: Soldiers, no poor sap ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by being all that he can be. Damn the torpedoes, or give me death! Eternal vigilance is the price of duty. And, to the victors go the spoils. So remember: you are the best of the best of the few and the proud. So ask not what your country can do for you, only regret that you have but one life to live! The war against the Gorgonites will be won! Commando Elite, let the first shot be fired! Search out the Gorgonites and frag 'em all!

Major Chip Hazard: Damn the torpedoes, or give me death.

Major Chip Hazard: If it lacerates or detonates, I want it mobile and I want it lethal.

Major Chip Hazard: An officer and a gentleman does not strike a lady!

Major Chip Hazard: There will be no mercy.

Major Chip Hazard: Are you scared? We're all scared. You'd have to be crazy not to be scared.

Chip Hazard: We have met the enemy, and he is you.

Major Chip Hazard: Yo maggot! An officer and a gentlemen does not strike a lady.
Brad: What?

Archer: Major Chip Hazard.
Major Chip Hazard: Gorgonite scum!
Archer: Leave Alan alone. Your fight is with me.
Major Chip Hazard: You've got a lot of guts. Let's see what they look like.
[stabs Archer in the knee]
Archer: They're wires and metal, the same as yours.
[pulls knife out and attacks Chip, who grabs Archer]
Major Chip Hazard: We're nothing alike. You are programmed to lose!
[kicks Archer a few times]
Archer: I'm also programmed to learn.
Major Chip Hazard: Too bad you never learned to win. School's out, loser. Hyah!
[kicks Archer off the pole]
Major Chip Hazard: Victory is ours!
Alan: Have I got a shock for you.
[grabs Chip]
Alan: You stupid toy!
[jams Chip into the transformer, electrocuting him]