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: Oh, no no. Don't tell me. You have invaded the female nation and spread your democracy.
: If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Vaughn Haige
: The ability to gratify myself orally. Matt Saunders
: Interesting. But wouldn't that be a little... Matt Saunders
, Vaughn Haige
: Gay. Vaughn Haige
: No. Matt Saunders
: Yeah. Vaughn Haige
: Not at all. Think about it. Matt Saunders
: Really? It seems that way.
[over the phone
] Matt Saunders
: What's going on there? Vaughn Haige
: Some big fire on 73rd and Broadway. Everything's burning. Matt Saunders
: Is anyone hurt? Vaughn Haige
: I don't know, probably. It's blocking my way to the gym. Matt Saunders
: All my thoughts are with you in this time of crisis.
[over the phone, as Vaughn watches G-Girl put out a fire by spinning up a whirlwind
] Vaughn Haige
: It's G-Girl! She's doing her thing! Matt Saunders
: Are you serious? You lucky S.O.B., I've never seen her in person. How does she look? Vaughn Haige
: She looks... Matt Saunders
: What? Vaughn Haige
: ...blurry! But still pretty hot!
: There are 3 moments I'll remember 'til the day I die. 1: the look on my father's face when I graduated from Harvard law school. 2: Helping a beached mother whale give birth. And... 3: You and me, together, here, tonight. Shapely Bartender
: Don't speak to me again... ever.
: Hannah! Vaughn Haige
: Oh, man, I think she's dead. Time to start the grieving process.
: I find your argument both repugnant and intriguing. Vaughn Haige
: That's kind of my thing.
: [Looking the word 'dick' burnt on Matt Saunders's forehead
] Man! No woman's ever done that to me, and I actually am a dick.