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: There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
: A heart is the only thing that has value. If you have one, get rid of it.
: So, you the brains of this outfit, or is he? Longbaugh
: Tell ya the truth, I don't think this is a brains kind of operation.
[Parker and Longbaugh are looking at the cash out in the open at the brothel
: What do you think? Parker
: I think a plan is just a list of things that don't happen.
: Until that day then? Joe Sarno
: Until that day.
: I've... never killed a man. Interviewer
: I beg your pardon? Longbaugh
: I said I never killed a man. Interviewer
: I didn't ask if you had. Longbaugh
: You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification. Interviewer
: And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation. Longbaugh
: I would say thats a big fucking qualification - excuse me, a very important qualification. Interviewer
: No one's ever said that before. Longbaugh
: Have you ever asked? Interviewer
: No. Longbaugh
: You should.
: You know what I'm gonna tell God when I see him? I'm gonna tell him I was framed.
: We die here, we die alone
: I've been watching them pile up. Nightstick, flashlight, bulletproof vest. Joe Sarno
: Fuckin' utility belts, right? Longbaugh
: Fuckin' sign on his head reading "Why Bother?" Joe Sarno
: Hey, they love to say shit like "ascertain". Longbaugh
: "Surveillance." Joe Sarno
: "Affirmative." Longbaugh
: "I need backup." Joe Sarno
: "Adjudicate." Longbaugh
: "Adjudicate"? Joe Sarno
: Yeah, well... Longbaugh
: But, you know, then you got the other side. You got these trigger-happy cocksuckers all about the shooting and posturing and 'you don't know who I am' kind of thing..."I been to prison." Joe Sarno
: 'cuase you got caught, dumb fuck. Longbaugh
: These days, they want to be criminals more than they want to commit crime. Joe Sarno
: Well that's... that's not just crime. That's the way of the world.
: Why's that such a big deal? Interviewer
: Because no one brings up sex with dead people! Longbaugh
: 'Course they don't, it's sick. Interviewer
: You brought it up! Longbaugh
: Only to say I never did it. Interviewer
: I didn't ask you that. Longbaugh
] You should.
: Wanna get out now? Wanna quit? This is never gonna come your way again.
: If I wanna hit her, I hit. If I wanna miss her, I miss.
: You have too much faith in people. Parker
: How can you kidnap somebody without it?