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: Ajay Bhatt, ever heard of him? Dieter Prohl
: Yeah, yeah, yeah - sitting over here.
] Peter Colt
: Oh, my God! Shouldn't he be off discovering masturbation somewhere?
: I... have a new theory of our life of tennis. Peter Colt
: Tell me. Dieter Prohl
: Well, it's simple, really. You... hit the ball back over the net, as hard, and as deep... and as often as possible. Danny Oldham
: Sorry to disturb you, Peter. The Members have invite you to use the number one dressing room. Peter Colt
: Oh, no, thank you, Danny. I think I'd rather stay here. Danny Oldham
: Right. That's what I told 'em you'd say. Dieter Prohl
: Good luck, my friend.
: I suppose, in a few thousand years, the English will evolve webbed feet. Peter Colt
: Yes, just about the same time the first German evolves a sense of humor. Dieter Prohl
: No, no, no. That's unfair. Many times I make you laugh. Peter Colt
: No, I'm laughing at you, not with you. Dieter Prohl
: Ha, ha.
: And like all young men, he must first be taught the lesson of humility.