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: Sometimes bird poo tastes like candy.
: I heard he puts money under your bed at night when you lose a tooth. Tanner Boyle
: That's the tooth fairy, you homo!
: I got stitches on my foot. Matthew Hooper
: Oh yeah? Well, I'm in a damn wheelchair!
: [after Timothy has been jumped by two members of the Yankees
] No one's ever stood up for me before. Tanner Boyle
: Maybe if you weren't such a spaz all the time, I wouldn't have to!