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: The team's in trouble back at the hotel. Mike Leak
: How can you get in trouble at a hotel? Kelly Leak
: You don't know the Bears.
: Hey how about you guys wanna play that game in Texas? Well if you really wanna play, well all chicken shits go home.
: Remember when you asked me if I wouldn't of... stopped by if we didn't need a coach? Well I was wrong, I would've.
: Hey Kelly can we make another stop? Kelly Leak
: Engelberg can't you just... Mike Engelberg
: Look it happens I can't control things like this...
: Listen it's been a long time... Kelly Leak
: It's been eight years. You know why I know that? You know why I know it's been eight years? Because on the day left you gave me this little blue bicycle, I was five years old, some little punk kid, and you have me the bike thinking that if I accepted the gift, I'd accept a deal, well you were wrong! I didn't except that bicycle, it's eight years old, it's untouched and it's still in my basement...
: I got a Harley-Davidson. Does that turn you on? Harley-Davidson?
: We could use a good outfielder on our team Kelly
: Oh you call what you got a team? Amanda Whurlitzer
: What you got against baseball anyway? Kelly
: Well the baseball you guys play is for faggots and old farts with nothing better to do with themselves. Amanda Whurlitzer
: Well you must like those kind of guys you sure do hang around the field often enough! Kelly
: There's nice ass at the field, that's why I always hang around it.
: [entering after everyone refuses to wear cups
] If she doesn't wear one neither do I. Amanda Whurlitzer
: What are you doing here? Kelly
: Some asshole changed my mind
: [after getting cold shoulder from everyone
] Hey does anyone mind if I warm up too? Tanner Boyle
: We didn't think you needed anybody but yourself to play catch with! Kelly
: Just cool it, runt.
[they start fighting
: [talking to a Hooters waitress
] Hey, what time are you getting off?
: [referring to Coach Bullocks tight shorts
] Do think people like seeing your nuts?