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Prof. Shelby Ashton (Character)
from The Absent Minded Professor (1961)

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The Absent Minded Professor (1961)
[Prof. Brainard has repeatedly slammed his Flubberized Model T down on Prof. Ashton's car roof while in motion, causing to go out of control and crash into a police car]
Prof. Shelby Ashton: [as he and the two officers get out of their crashed cars] Officer! Help me! It's after me! Help me!
Officer Hanson: [his face and suit covered in hot coffee thanks to the crash] I do hope that you will excuse my appearance, but I was just having a cup of *boiling hot coffee*.
Prof. Shelby Ashton: But it's after me!
Officer Hanson: What's after you?
Prof. Shelby Ashton: I don't know, some kind of a... thing!
Officer Hanson: A thing? Can you describe it?
Prof. Shelby Ashton: I don't know. I didn't see it. But it flies. And it made a noise, like, uh, "Aaa-OOO-gah! Aaa-OOO-gah!" And then it banged down on the top of my car! BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! And when I looked, there wasn't anything there!
Officer Hanson: Oh, that kind of a thing.


Son of Flubber (1963)
Police Officer Hanson: [to Shelby Ashton] I'm terribly sorry, Professor, but did our brand-new patrol car get in your way?
Prof. Shelby Ashton: Officer, it wasn't my fault! It's that fiend, Brainard! He's out there somewhere! Get him! Find him! Do something!