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] Clyde Martin
: Sex is a risky game, because if you're not careful, it will cut you wide open.
: When did you first begin masturbating? Old Woman
: I invented it, son.
: [re: sexuality chart
] So what do you think you are now? Alfred Kinsey
] Probably around a... 3 Clyde Martin
: Have you ever done anything about it? Alfred Kinsey
: [shakes his head
] Clyde Martin
: Would you like to?
: You know, this thing between Prok and me was fine for a while, but I guess I just really miss sleeping with women. Alfred Kinsey
: That's perfectly understandable. It's clear from your history you have a greater sexual interest in women than men. Clyde Martin
: Good. Then you won't mind if I ask Mac to have sex with me. Only if it appeals to you, of course. Clara McMillen
: Would it be separately or together? Clyde Martin
: Oh, no, definitely just you and I. Clara McMillen
: I think I might like that. What do you think, Prok?
: The doctors say my heart sounds like a cement mixer. Clyde Martin
: At least they found one.
: You know what amazes me? There's no relation between how sexy a girl looks and her sex life. The ugly ones seem to get all the action. Clara McMillen
: I always thought ugly was an ugly word.
: Just one more question. You've just told me your entire history: childhood, family, career, every person you've ever had sex with. But there hasn't been a single mention of love. Alfred Kinsey
: That's because it's impossible to measure love. And, as you know, without measurements there can be no science. But I have been thinking a lot about the problem lately. Clyde Martin
: Mmh, "problem"? Alfred Kinsey
: When it comes to love, we're all in the dark. Clyde Martin
: So, you do think it matters?