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: If I'm gonna front the band, I like the sound of "Deco." Billy
: Deco the bus conductor. Is that "top-Deco" or "bottom-Deco"?
: And you... George Michael... you ever call me a fuckin' eejit again, you'll go home with the drumsticks stuck up your hole... the one you don't sing out of. Deco
: That'll be the day. Billy
: I'm tellin' ya it's coming, so keep your Vaseline handy.
[learning the band will be called "The Commitments"
: The Commitments? Jimmy Rabbitte
: It's a "the". Deco
: How do you spell it? Jimmy Rabbitte
: I've a bugle here you can blow on. Natalie
: I've an arse here you can kiss.
: [Bernie, Imelda and Natalie are rehearsing for their solo
] If they're singing, then what am I supposed to do? Billy
: You can sing along, you've bigger tits than all of them.