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: Why do I think Becky'll win? You're talking about the richest family in a small town. It's front page news when one of them takes a shit.
: Are we on 'Cops' again?
: Can one of you boys give me a ride home? Annette Atkins
: Don't fall for it. She lives two trailers down. Loretta
: So? Be real easy. Annette Atkins
: [pushing her out the door
] Go on home, Loretta. Come on. Go on, go on the party's over.
: My mom never hid the fact that my dad chose his career over us. What was it she always said? Loretta
: Once a carnie, always a carnie. Amber Atkins
: Mom still cries every time she sees a tilt-a-whirl or a fat lady in a tube top.
: Hello Miss Sad Pants, and her friend, Serious Sally! How about a nice cool mint to help turn those frowns upside down? Loretta
: Do you think a nice cool mint would help if I shoved your head up your ass?
: What is wrong with you? Amber Atkins
: I don't know. I just didn't wanna win like this. Loretta
: You stop right there. You are a good person. Good things happen to good people. Amber Atkins
: Really? Loretta
: No. It's pure bullshit, sweetie. You're lucky as hell, so you might as well enjoy it. Amber Atkins
: Okay. Loretta
: Do you guys want some shots? I'm buyin'!
: Say, you boys been to the Leemans'? Annette Atkins
: Shut it, Loretta. Loretta
: If ya have, you got all the pictures of the winner you need. Annette Atkins
: [giving her hair a yank
] Shut up, Loretta. Loretta
: Let's just say who should win, who deserves to win, is Amber. Annette Atkins
: Who don't you just pin a big old target on your ass? Loretta
: She's the prettiest, ya know. Best damn tapper. The most smartest. Annette Atkins
: Most smartest? Oh, that's great, you're real educated. Most smartest! Get a picture of that, most smartest! Loretta
: Most smartest.
: Loretta, never have kids. Loretta
: Oh, honey, God bless ya for thinking I still could.
: [wearing her old pageant outfit
] And can you believe it, they still fit! Loretta
: She had a big ass then, she's got a big ass now.
: [shaken after seeing her mom in the hospital
] Ummm. I'm quitting the pagent. Loretta
: [grabbing and shaking Amber
] You're WHAT? Amber Atkins
: I'm quitting the... Loretta
: I heard you! I was just trying to get you to change your mind. Amber, the woman clung to your tap shoes while she was flying through the air like a goddamn lawn dart!
: [Running onto the scene of her and her mom's blown up trailer home
] Mom? MOM? Fireman
: Whoa, whoa, whoa... you family? Loretta
: No, she's just yelling, "Mom, mom," because she has Tourettes! She's Annette's kid dipshit.
: [referencing a pageant dress
] Your ma did want you to have this, though, since your other one got toasted an all. Amber Atkins
: Oh, my God! It's just like Diane Sawyer's! Loretta
: Yah? Amber Atkins
: Oh! Of course it's not a size 10. Diane was little hippy then. Loretta
: Not our girl. Amber Atkins
: Oh, no.
: [as Annette is being driven away in an ambulance
] Mom! I'll be right behind you in the hearse! Loretta
: Don't let that worry you Annette!
Female Reporter #2
: Amber, how do you feel? Amber Atkins
: Well, I feel like I need to take a shower.
] Female Reporter #2
: Honey, is this the best day of your life? Amber Atkins
: Yeah... I wish my mom was here, though. Loretta
: You can wave hi, say hi to her! Amber Atkins
: Hi mom! Loretta
[they both wave to the camera
] Annette Atkins
: [sitting in her hospital room
] Hi, monkey! Loretta
: I got some!
[all the contestants are vomiting
: [to her lover
] Did they hear us?
: I wish my mom was here. Loretta
: You can wave Hi, Annette you hear that?
[Amber waves at the camera
] Amber Atkins
: Hi, Monkey.
[Annette waves up to the TV
: I got some
[she starts laughing
] Amber Atkins
: [Annette laughs again and sticks her thumb up at the TV
Voice of Documentarian
: What makes you so sure that Becky's gonna win? Loretta
: Why do I think she'll win? You're talking about-
: Ow, don't pinch! You're talking about the most famous family in Mount Rose. Its front page news when one of them takes a shit!