From Can't Hardly Wait
Hey, I've got one for ya. Remember that time when I was about to talk to that beautiful girl, and you came up to me and started telling me all these asinine stories? Remember that, huh?
Gee, that's funny. Because it *just happened*!
] Hey, I ain't gonna forget this, man! You just wait, I ain't inviting you to any 10-year reunion!