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: Why do you hate me so much? Benny
: I don't hate you. Joon
: You need me to be sick.
: How sick is she? Benny
: She's plenty sick. Now listen to me, I've been doin' some thinkin'... Sam
: Because, you know, it seems to me that, I mean, except for being a little mentally ill, she's pretty normal.
: I'm Sam. Benny
: So I hear. I'm Benny. Sam
: With an 'n'? Benny
: Yea two of 'em. This is Joon. Sam
: With an 'n'? Joon
: One. You're out of your tree. Sam
: It's not my tree.
: You can't bet a human being!
: She was given to fits of semi-precious metaphors. Benny
: The woman is a housekeeper, Joon, not an English professor.
: He can really cook, can't he? Benny
: Uh, yeah. Although for grilled cheese, I mighta used a wool setting. Joon
: That's what I told him. Benny
: Really? What-what did he use? Joon
: Rayon. Benny
: Mm. Joon
: Silk would have been too soggy. Cotton would have... Benny
: Would have burned it. Joon
: Right. Fortunately, he consulted me before giving it steam. I was four square against it.
: So why'd you leave? Ruthie
: L.A.? I wasn't that good of an actress. Benny
: Well, that's not how Sam tells it. He's raving about you. Ruthie
: Yeah, well, he's sweeter than he is judgmental. How long have you known him? Benny
: Sam? Uh, 72 hours. Ruthie
: Be serious. Benny
: I am... serious. Ruthie
: Really? Benny
: I'm always serious. I'm too serious.
: I lost... Benny
: What's in the pot? Joon
: A cousin.
: Hey. Where's Sam? Joon
: I didn't mean to kick him out. I mean, I didn't kick him out, he just - he just left. Benny
: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What - What happened? Did something happen? Joon
: He just - he just left. He was - he was in the air and-and-and - with a thing and - that was really loud. It was really loud. And all- I-I just kept seeing... He didn't mean to do it. Benny
: Do it? What? What- Did he- What did he do? Joon
: He cleaned the house.
: I hope you're happy... I hope you're happy with what you have done to her.
[throws Sam against wall
: You just stay the hell away from my sister. Sam
: [shakes his head
] No... no. Benny
: You wanna know why everyone laughs at you, Sam? Because you're an idiot. You're a first-class *moron*.
[lets go of Sam. Pauses
: [nodding head while stumbling slowly away
] You're scared, Benny. Benny
: I'm *what*? Sam
: You're scared. I can see it... And I know why. I used to look up to you. But... uh... now I can't look at you at all.
[walks out of hospital
: Should we let him in? Benny
: Yeah, before someone slaps a stamp on him and sends him to Guam.
] Randy Burch
: So we're planning our next vacation, right? I want Australia, she wants Italy. I like snorkeling, she likes garlic. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, she says to me: Do I need her? Jesus, Benny. What kind of a question is that? I mean, "need?" What does it really mean to need someone? Eric
: Benny, fuel line!
[and the phone begins ringing
: Hey Waldo, could you answer that phone? Waldo
: Hello? UPS Man
: [walks in
] I need a check, Benny. COD. Benny
: In a minute. Meet me in the office. UPS Man
: All right... Benny
: [about Randy's cigarette
] Whoa! Put that out! I got a fuel line broke. Waldo
: Hey, Benny. Joon's on the phone again. Benny
: Well, tell her I'll call her back. Find out what she wants. Waldo
: It's an emergency. She says you're runnin' low on Peanut Butter Super Chunks. Benny
: [under his breath
] An emergency...
: Haven't we tried this before? Benny
: [presenting flowers
] Yeah, but my life's a lot less complicated now. Ruthie
: Is Joon inside? Yeah. Benny
: Yeah? OK...
[brings flowers inside and sees Joon "ironing" cheese sandwiches with Sam