Juniper 'Joon' Pearl
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Juniper 'Joon' Pearl (Character)
from Benny & Joon (1993)

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Benny & Joon (1993)
Sam: You don't like raisins?
Joon: Not really.
Sam: Why?
Joon: They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council.
Sam: Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?
Joon: They scare me.
Sam: Yeah me too
Joon: It's sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them.
Sam: It's a shame about raisins.
Joon: Cannibals.
Sam: Yeah. Do you like avocados?
Joon: They're a fruit you know.
Sam: Ruthie, do you got any avocados?

Joon: Why do you hate me so much?
Benny: I don't hate you.
Joon: You need me to be sick.

Joon: Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese.

Joon: Having a Boo Radley moment, are we?

Sam: I'm Sam.
Benny: So I hear. I'm Benny.
Sam: With an 'n'?
Benny: Yea two of 'em. This is Joon.
Sam: With an 'n'?
Joon: One. You're out of your tree.
Sam: It's not my tree.

Joon: You can't throw him out, I won him!

Joon: She was given to fits of semi-precious metaphors.
Benny: The woman is a housekeeper, Joon, not an English professor.

Joon: Did you have to go to school for that?
Sam: No, no, I got thrown out of school for that.

Joon: Have we an internal sequin issue to deal with, Benjamin?

Sam: Joon.
Joon: What?
Sam: I-I love you.
Joon: Me too.
Joon: [door opens; gets up] Don't tell Benny.
Sam: Okay.

Joon: He can really cook, can't he?
Benny: Uh, yeah. Although for grilled cheese, I mighta used a wool setting.
Joon: That's what I told him.
Benny: Really? What-what did he use?
Joon: Rayon.
Benny: Mm.
Joon: Silk would have been too soggy. Cotton would have...
Benny: Would have burned it.
Joon: Right. Fortunately, he consulted me before giving it steam. I was four square against it.

Joon: I lost...
Benny: What's in the pot?
Joon: A cousin.

Benny: Hey. Where's Sam?
Joon: I didn't mean to kick him out. I mean, I didn't kick him out, he just - he just left.
Benny: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What - What happened? Did something happen?
Joon: He just - he just left. He was - he was in the air and-and-and - with a thing and - that was really loud. It was really loud. And all- I-I just kept seeing... He didn't mean to do it.
Benny: Do it? What? What- Did he- What did he do?
Joon: He cleaned the house.

Joon: Don't underestimate the mentally ill. We know how to count.

Joon: Should we let him in?
Benny: Yeah, before someone slaps a stamp on him and sends him to Guam.

Joon: [seeing a raise in poker] Medium sized green haired troll.

Mike: [about Sam] He keeps me up at night watching stupid old movies, my work is starting to suffer.
Joon: You install cable.

Joon: [police find Joon wearing a snorkle and directing traffic with a ping pong paddle] I have every right to be outside, Officer, I have every right.

Joon: He's not my Smail!