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: You don't like raisins? Joon
: Not really. Sam
: Why? Joon
: They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council. Sam
: Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff? Joon
: They scare me. Sam
: Yeah me too Joon
: It's sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them. Sam
: It's a shame about raisins. Joon
: Cannibals. Sam
: Yeah. Do you like avocados? Joon
: They're a fruit you know. Sam
: Ruthie, do you got any avocados?
: Why do you hate me so much? Benny
: I don't hate you. Joon
: You need me to be sick.
: Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese.
: Having a Boo Radley moment, are we?
: I'm Sam. Benny
: So I hear. I'm Benny. Sam
: With an 'n'? Benny
: Yea two of 'em. This is Joon. Sam
: With an 'n'? Joon
: One. You're out of your tree. Sam
: It's not my tree.
: You can't throw him out, I won him!
: She was given to fits of semi-precious metaphors. Benny
: The woman is a housekeeper, Joon, not an English professor.
: Did you have to go to school for that? Sam
: No, no, I got thrown out of school for that.
: Have we an internal sequin issue to deal with, Benjamin?
: Joon. Joon
: What? Sam
: I-I love you. Joon
: Me too. Joon
: [door opens; gets up
] Don't tell Benny. Sam
: He can really cook, can't he? Benny
: Uh, yeah. Although for grilled cheese, I mighta used a wool setting. Joon
: That's what I told him. Benny
: Really? What-what did he use? Joon
: Rayon. Benny
: Mm. Joon
: Silk would have been too soggy. Cotton would have... Benny
: Would have burned it. Joon
: Right. Fortunately, he consulted me before giving it steam. I was four square against it.
: I lost... Benny
: What's in the pot? Joon
: A cousin.
: Hey. Where's Sam? Joon
: I didn't mean to kick him out. I mean, I didn't kick him out, he just - he just left. Benny
: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What - What happened? Did something happen? Joon
: He just - he just left. He was - he was in the air and-and-and - with a thing and - that was really loud. It was really loud. And all- I-I just kept seeing... He didn't mean to do it. Benny
: Do it? What? What- Did he- What did he do? Joon
: He cleaned the house.
: Don't underestimate the mentally ill. We know how to count.
: Should we let him in? Benny
: Yeah, before someone slaps a stamp on him and sends him to Guam.
: [seeing a raise in poker
] Medium sized green haired troll.
: [about Sam
] He keeps me up at night watching stupid old movies, my work is starting to suffer. Joon
: You install cable.
: [police find Joon wearing a snorkle and directing traffic with a ping pong paddle
] I have every right to be outside, Officer, I have every right.
: He's not my Smail!