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: [looking at Steyn in a suit
] And why are you so beautiful? Steyn
: I'm going to the school to give her these. Mpudi
: You gonna look like that? Steyn
: Like what? Mpudi
: Like it's a funeral. You've gotta smile, man, and tell her she looks good. Steyn
: How come suddenly you're an expert on women? Mpudi
: I got seven wives. How many you got? Steyn
: So why aren't you at home with your seven wives? Mpudi
: I know how to marry them. Nobody knows how to live with them. Steyn
: So, what did you marry them for? Mpudi
: Someday I have to tell you the facts of life...
: [Riding in the LandRover
] So how did this thing get up the tree? Steyn
: She was stuck in a wait-a-bit tree, and I... do you know she has flowers on her panties? Mpudi
: So that's how this thing got up the tree.
: He talks about an evil thing.
: I'm teaching him how to drive, just for the hell of it. There's nothing else to do around here.
[Xi has been thrown in jail
: They gave him the death sentence. Steyn
: For shooting a GOAT? Mpudi
: No. Three months in jail. Same thing, he gonna die for sure. He never seen a wall in his life, now he got walls all round him.
[after seeing the truck in the tree
: What the hell did you do that for?
[Steyn and Mpudi have finished defeating the bandits and saving Kate. Kate only sees Jack Hind, who has shown up at the last moment , picked up a gun, and taken charge
: How come suddenly HE's the big hero?
[Xi bids Steyn and Mpudi farewell
: He says thank you, and goodbye, and hopes you have lots of children. Steyn
: Tell him thanks, and to take this...
[holds out a wad of money
: He can't use that stuff. Steyn
: But I have to... Mpudi
: Bushmen don't know about money. Steyn
: [looking around
] Well, what else can I give him...? Mpudi
: There's nothing here he can use. Bushmen don't need these things. Steyn
: But he's got to take the money, it's the law!
[Steyn gives Xi the money, who bids them farewell and leaves. Later on, he throws the money away
: You gonna look like that forever? Steyn
: Like what? Mpudi
: Like Jack Hind is a better man than you! Steyn
: No. I'm going to talk to her. Mpudi
: Yeah! Tell her YOU were the big hero! Steyn
: [Paces back and forth, not noticing he's continually hitting his head on the lantern
] No, I can't do that. But I do want to talk to her. I'll tell her, I'll say "Look, Miss Thompson. I know you think I'm an idiot, but normally I'm quite normal. It's only when I'm in the presence of a lady that I... It's really just an interesting psychological phenomenon. If a man who is susceptible to a type of para-Freudian syndrome like this encounters a nubile female, what happens?" Mpudi
: I suppose another big word happens. Steyn
: Too erudite? Mpudi
: Yeah, whatever that means. Steyn
: Okay. I'll put it more simply. I'll say, "Look, Miss Thompson... Kate, Kate... It's really only an interesting psychological phenomenon." She'll understand that bit, she's a schoolteacher. I'll say, "When there's no lady present, I can catch an insect without hurting it." If she knew me better, she'd see I'm not a stumblebum. All I need is a little practice. If I...
[gets in the Land Rover while talking
: Wait for me! You need some moral support!
[Xi looks through a telescope and chatters
] He wants to know, how did all those people get in there? Steyn
: No. no, they're not... they're not in there. They're...
[smiles a little
: [to Mpudi
] You explain.