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: Where are your parents? Mark
: Where are yours? Lawyer's Secretary
: Are you even injured? Mark
: Do I look injured? Lawyer's Secretary
: Well, we only do injuries. Mark
: Well, I'll just go get hit by a truck and come back.
: I have been sober for three years. Mark
: Yeah right, that's what all the drunks say, how they're gonna get sober and all. They even say they love you but they don't. And then they come home wasted and beat on you and your mother so bad that you gotta hit 'em in the face with a baseball bat! Reggie
: You're talkin' about your daddy aren't you? Mark
: Yeah, well, I got rid of him. When me and my mom went into court to by our divource our lawyer SUCKED as usual, so I went up there and told the judge myself about all the beatin's, about how he made us sleep in the street. And that's when my father became my ex-father, and now I got you, and you're a drunk and a bad lawyer too! So now I'm gettin' rid of you, you're fired, okay?
: Thanks Rev. Roy, you've been a real pain in the ass. Roy
: Thank you, son. I can assure you, you have been an even larger pain in the ass.
: [upon seeing Mark's Led Zeppelin t-shirt
] You like Led Zeppelin? Mark
: Yeah. Do YOU like Led Zeppelin? Reggie
: Oh, sure. They were a great band. Reggie
: I bet you've never even heard of Led Zeppelin. I bet you're just one of them grown ups who just pretends to like really cool bands just to get close to little punks like me. Reggie
: Well, I think we've covered just about everything... Mark
: Ok, what's you're favorite Led Zeppelin song? Reggie
: um... Moby Dick, live version. Bitchin' drum solo.
: You've been lyin' to me. You got three to tell me the truth, 1... 2... 3... Mark
: YOU'RE THE LIAR! KEEP THE DOLLAR! YOU'RE FIRED!