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: I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole.
Sheriff Hank Keough
: Ma'am, your husband Bernie, you didn't by any chance lead him to the lake blindfolded? Mrs. Bickerman
: If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!
: Oh, my husband passed away. It's been almost two years now. Sheriff Hank Keough
: My department doesn't have any record of that, Mrs. Bickerman. Mrs. Bickerman
: Well, I'm sorry. Incomplete records haunt me so. Jack Wells
: What was the cause of your husband's death, ma'am? Do you know? Kelly Scott
: We don't mean to invade your privacy, but was he ill, was he sick? Sheriff Hank Keough
: Was he swallowed?
: Murders and rapes in the city, people bomb planes, can the police stop 'em? No! But feed one little cow to a crocodile... Sheriff Hank Keough
: You're gonna stay right here until the police show. You're under full house arrest. Mrs. Bickerman
: Thank you, officer fuck-meat!
: I'll sue you! Jack Wells
: Go ahead. Mrs. Bickerman
: You can't take a cow by eminent domain! Sheriff Hank Keough
: We just did. Jack Wells
: We won't let her get hurt, Ma'am. Mrs. Bickerman
: You're all cocksuckers! I knew it first, I just didn't want to say it!
: Do you know how your husband died? Mrs. Bickerman
: Oh yes! I killed him. Jack Wells
: You killed him? Mrs. Bickerman
: Oh yes!
: [slapping her cow to the crocodile
] Come and get it.
: I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole. You might want to arrest me for that too. Is that a crime? To wish the chewing of law enforcement?
: Dig him up if you don't believe me Sherlock