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Bob (Character)
from Stuck on You (2003)

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Stuck on You (2003)
Morty O'Reilly: I'm gonna have to level with you. Siamese twins ain't the easiest sell I've ever had.
Bob: We're not Siamese. We're American.

Walt: What's a four-letter word for snatch?
Bob: Grab.
Walt: Oh... right. Whoopsie.

[from trailer]
Bob: We share a liver.
April: Are you sure you even need a liver?

[Walt and Bob are considering separation]
Walt: Think about it. You'll be able to read a book alone, play golf by yourself,
Walt: masturbate in private like the good Lord intended.
Bob: What are you talking about?
Walt: Oh, please, last night it was like trying to sleep next to a paint-shaker.

Rocket: [Bob is doing a bad job of cooking burgers by himself] Hey Bob, get the lead out of your ass!
Bob: Hey, up yours, Rocket!
Rocket: [sarcastically] Oh, Nice Comeback.

Man in burger bar: [to Rocket] Hey! I ordered diet coke!
Rocket: Enjoy your meal
Man in burger bar: [to Bob] Hey, you shouldn't have freaks in here!
Bob: You know, you're absolutely right, we don't want freaks in here, so Rocket, would you kindly show this freak to the door?

Bob: [to Walt] Don't you walk away from me!

Walt: All right. Burgers on the house!
[everyone shouts "Yeah!"]
Bob: He's just kiddin', you cheap bastards.

Walt: Hey, Dave. How about another tall one?
Dave: Got it. How about you there, Bob?
Bob: No, no. No, I'm cool. I'm the designated walker tonight.

Bob: Hey, I'm alone!
Convenience Store Patron: Great buddy, you're gonna stay that way, too!

Rocket: [Bob is doing a bad job of cooking burgers by himself] Hey Bob, get the lead out of your ass!
Bob: Hey, up yours, Rocket!
Rocket: [sarcastically] Oh, Great Comeback.

Mimmy: Bob, the people at Table 14 are really hungry, where's the food?
Bob: How much time have I got left?
Mimmy: You're already fourteen minutes over!
Bob: Well then, what are they bitching about? They're gonna get a free meal.

Bob: We flew over the Grand Canyon on our way out here.
May: Really?
Bob: Yeah, it's way different from the Vineyard. You know, with the big hole and shit. Um, and it's orange.

Walt: Christ Bob, you haven't been laid in five years.
Bob: Hey, how would you know?
[Walt gives him a serious look]
Bob: Damn.

Walt: She'll be back. Where else is she gonna find a guy like you?
Bob: I don't know. Chernobyl?

Bob: [to Walt, on the operating table just before the twins are anesthetized for dangerous separation surgery] Promise me you'll still be there when I wake up.

Bob: Hi, how are ya? My name's Bob Tenor but I'm really more of a baritone.
Bar Hottie: Hi Bob.