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: Barbara? Peter MacMannus
: Vickie! Catcher Block
: Nancy! Peter MacMannus
: Who are you calling Nancy?
: So you're a homosexual hopelessly in love with Catcher Block, that's no reason the two of us can't be married.
: [trying to sound seductive
] Hello, Vicky. Vickie Hiller
: [rolls her eyes
] Hello, Peter Peter MacMannus
] Are you in love with that football player?
: The men who resent my success won't give me the time of day, and the men who respect my success won't give me the time of night. Peter MacMannus
: If you give me the chance, I'd respect you and resent you day and night, and night and day!
: At one point, I had even convinced myself that life was all one big zany sex comedy and you had switched keys with the lead to use his swinging pad to snare me. Peter MacMannus
: I did! I did switch keys with the lead!
: I don't get it. How could a person lose their built-in bar?
: At the risk of sounding like my mother, just stay perfectly still and let him get it over with.
] Peter MacMannus
: Where are you? Vickie Hiller
: [trapped under a couch
] I don't know.
: This is the first time I've lost a future with a man before we've had time to have a past.