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: Look, I thought I was helping you. Sam
: It would help me if I could kiss you. Alyssa
: No. Look I thought we were just friends. Sam
: Well, what you think you know doesn't necessarily have much to do with reality. I mean I hope I'm not the first one to tell you this.
: I'd be more comfortable if he slept in the guest room. Alyssa
: Well I'd be more comfortable if you hadn't slept with Josh. George would be more comfortable if he wasn't dying.
[Alyssa has just kissed George
: Why did you do that? Alyssa
: When you were dating my mom you seemed like a really good kisser. Oh god, she'd die if she found out. George
: Let's shut up and let her live.