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: Aren't you that chick who's having sex with that college guy? Eden
] NO. Long-haired Jock
: Wanna be? Jessica (Clive)
: She's not interested, so why don't you just back off? Long-haired Jock
: Oh, OK. GRANDPA. What are you, a pimp and these are your skank hoes!
[Jessica slaps him hard
] Long-haired Jock
: You and me, right now, lets go. Jessica (Clive)
: Where are we going?
: Now, I'm returning your papers on the Salem Witch Trials. I'm sad to report that Eden here got the only A. Jessica Spencer
: That's not fair. She's the only one who was actually there. Eden
: [Everyone laugh as Eden chants
] Hexum maleficium spiritum sanctum nostradumus!
: It's a latin based form of witchcraft. It originated in Africa and eventually made it's way to Cuba and Brazil. Lulu
: Bianca! Jessica (Clive)
: I knew it. Eden
: Most of its rituals involve a chicken. Hildenburg
: That sounds delicious.
[everyone looks at her
: Uh, I mean interesting.
: Any sex with a leprachaun? Jessica (Clive)
: Not recently.